#301
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:15am
That would be a good opportunity for a lot of seamen/semen jokes. Preferably involving Matt Bomer. Minus the jokes. Minus the seamen.
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#302
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:21am
And I have to say, a lot of folks here seem to like that Finn person, the guy with a real name like a Flintstones character? Anyway, I just think he's DREADFUL. There were REAL actors that were wasted on this season and he's giving interviews about not knowing if he'll be back for season five. NOBODY should be back for season five except Denis O'Hare and Patti LaBelle. Jesus Christ, pooooor Tina Turner Actress has this default where she channels, I dunno, Lady Chablis or something when she's not being given any guidance by her director and it's just sad, even if her three boobies were kinda great. Dump her and bring in Reba the Mail Lady for Spooky Boat.
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#303
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:31am
See, we are going to have to agree to disagree on Anna Mae Nutbush, because I can't get enough of her in my life. She was on EW radio the other day and she has this affected voice like she's still doing Tina Turner and I love it. I also saw What Love To Do With It six times in the theater, so maybe i'm not the most objective person when it comes to th s subject.
#304
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:32am
Oh I know, the poor thing, gawdbless huh. She is locked in. She's like in Auto-Tina.
All the men come in these places...
All the men come in these places...
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#305
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:36am
Mr. Turner say I got a flair, mama. The kind woulda sell records.
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#306
Posted: 1/24/15 at 11:28am
Fans are theorizing next season will have something to do with chemical experimentation on human guinea pigs. I say meh.
I'll join the chorus of people naming Asylum as their favorite. I really hated Coven but I thought Freak Show was an improvement. That's my bias showing, though, since I'm fascinated by sideshows. It did feel more coherent to me, though it would be hard to be less so than Coven. Coven felt like a jumble of characters thrown together as actors decided they wanted to return to the series.
As for Freak Show, it peaked with Jessica doing Gods and Monsters.
I'll join the chorus of people naming Asylum as their favorite. I really hated Coven but I thought Freak Show was an improvement. That's my bias showing, though, since I'm fascinated by sideshows. It did feel more coherent to me, though it would be hard to be less so than Coven. Coven felt like a jumble of characters thrown together as actors decided they wanted to return to the series.
As for Freak Show, it peaked with Jessica doing Gods and Monsters.
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I know you.
I know you.
#307
Posted: 1/24/15 at 11:39am
The rumor is, next reason will take place in a Western ghost town. I've also heard it will take place in an orphanage.
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#308
Posted: 1/24/15 at 12:21pm
"The rumor is, next reason will take place in a Western ghost town. I've also heard it will take place in an orphanage."
Isn't it funny the way normal humans arrange things in our brains to that they make sense but Ryan Murphy does not? I'm sure that it will be a Western ghost town with an orphanage for some reason.
Isn't it funny the way normal humans arrange things in our brains to that they make sense but Ryan Murphy does not? I'm sure that it will be a Western ghost town with an orphanage for some reason.
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#309
Posted: 1/24/15 at 12:25pm
AMERICAN HORROR STORY: GHOST TOWN
Setting: 1890 OKLAHOMA. A small desert town ravaged by a plague that now is only home to vampires, Jodie Foster, Time Warner Cable and an aging Hollywood actress who came to the town hoping for one last shot at a return to the silver screen.
Setting: 1890 OKLAHOMA. A small desert town ravaged by a plague that now is only home to vampires, Jodie Foster, Time Warner Cable and an aging Hollywood actress who came to the town hoping for one last shot at a return to the silver screen.
#310
Posted: 1/24/15 at 12:25pm
And now they're deleting posts of mine that I wrote asking why they've deleted posts about a JOKE ON AN AMERICAN F'ING HORROR STORY THREAD.
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#311
But we know how Jimmy got in the house, so that’s all that really matters.
Posted: 1/24/15 at 12:36pm
But we know how Jimmy got in the house, so that’s all that really matters.
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#312
Posted: 1/24/15 at 12:52pm
But you all will watch Season 5 right?
#313
Posted: 1/24/15 at 12:57pm
When last year ended I thought I'd probably watch this year.
Now I have no idea about next year. Jessica Lange would no longer be a draw for me.
Now I have no idea about next year. Jessica Lange would no longer be a draw for me.
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#314
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:15pm
It feels like we've had Bucky for much much longer than four weeks, doesn't it?
#315
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:15pm
you're hilarious with your tantrums from ghostlight2
on 1/24/15 @ 12:51:10 PM
Hard to believe a grown man can behave like a child when his offensive post gets deleted. What makes you think the rules don't apply to you?
At least you've learned to disguise your profanities enough to get by this time."
ghostlight, from now on, I'm only going to respond to your insane amount of PM's you send me publicly. Just letting you know. And my "offensive" post broke no rules. It was a joke that offended nobody here and was just a joke about an urban legend that's been around for 30 years. The only person who could be offended by it, is someone like you who would take offense to my saying that the sky is blue.
on 1/24/15 @ 12:51:10 PM
Hard to believe a grown man can behave like a child when his offensive post gets deleted. What makes you think the rules don't apply to you?
At least you've learned to disguise your profanities enough to get by this time."
ghostlight, from now on, I'm only going to respond to your insane amount of PM's you send me publicly. Just letting you know. And my "offensive" post broke no rules. It was a joke that offended nobody here and was just a joke about an urban legend that's been around for 30 years. The only person who could be offended by it, is someone like you who would take offense to my saying that the sky is blue.
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#316
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:23pm
I would have said that I'd watch next season, but given that I didn't even bother to catch up with this season's finale, I'll probably pass. This show always ends up a massive disappointment, and it just doesn't feel worth it anymore.
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
#317
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:24pm
Have I grown on ya, Phyllis? :)
#318
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:25pm
I agree. It does feel longer.
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#319
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:36pm
Oh I get it. You guys think I am a sock or one of those things. I can see where I'm not wanted.
#320
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:36pm
Does it just feel longer because they take that 2 month (or however long) break halfway through?
#321
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:37pm
Yeah, the breaks were really stupid this time. Also dumb was that the true finale happened with the death of Twisty.
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#322
Posted: 1/24/15 at 1:42pm
And Twisty pissed me off more than anything else this season. It was the one character who had the potential to be truly scary but that was totally squandered. In the hands of a more competent creative team, that character could've been really terrifying but the writers of the show had absolutely no idea what to do with that since he didn't fit into the comedy (?) that they seem to be writing.
#323
Posted: 1/24/15 at 2:10pm
And the episode with the Twisty backstory was heartbreaking! It's as if the obviously heavy lifting the writers had to do for that episode was it for the season.
"I hope you don't expect me to do that every night."
"I hope you don't expect me to do that every night."
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#324
Posted: 1/24/15 at 2:39pm
It's time for Ryan Murphy Mad Libs! Everybody play!
AMERICAN HORROR STORY: [SPOOKY SETTING]
For the exciting [n+1th] season, Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk have announced that the groundbreaking one-hour horror-comedy-soap-musical-[GENRE] anthology series will take place in the sinister and seductive world of the [SPOOKY SETTING]. Reigning divas Jessica Lange and Frances Conroy will star as two [TYPE OF PERSON WITH AN ACCENT], working as the [LEADING POSITION] of the Black Moon [SPOOKY SETTING], where impossible and unpredictable things happen often, and love and death are the same thing. Joining her as always will be Evan Peters and Sarah Paulsen, as a pair of [UNUSUAL PROFESSION/RELIGION/DISORDER] drawn under the spell of Miss Moss, Jessica Lange's mysterious [LEADING POSITION].
Ryan Murphy fans will be pleased to see the return of [FREQUENT RYAN MURPHY COLLABORATOR] as a mysterious [SPOOKY TYPE OF PERSON] who may or may not be [SPOOKY THING TO BE]. Of course, this being American Horror Story, we can count on fey but fearsome antagonist Drew Pearce, played by [YOUNG BEEFCAKE ACTOR] to provide bloodshed and butt-shots in equal amounts. Plus, producers Murphy and Falchuk have promised more musical numbers, this year featuring the music of [FAMOUS CULT MUSICIAN], plus cameos by [LEGENDARY AGING FEMALE ACTRESS], [TWO FAMOUS GAY MEN] and [NAYA RIVERA].
American Horror Story: [SPOOKY SETTING] premieres [DAY IN OCTOBER] and concludes [ARBITRARY DATE MANY MONTHS LATER]. Prepare to be [VERBED], and prepare to [VERB].
AMERICAN HORROR STORY: [SPOOKY SETTING]
For the exciting [n+1th] season, Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk have announced that the groundbreaking one-hour horror-comedy-soap-musical-[GENRE] anthology series will take place in the sinister and seductive world of the [SPOOKY SETTING]. Reigning divas Jessica Lange and Frances Conroy will star as two [TYPE OF PERSON WITH AN ACCENT], working as the [LEADING POSITION] of the Black Moon [SPOOKY SETTING], where impossible and unpredictable things happen often, and love and death are the same thing. Joining her as always will be Evan Peters and Sarah Paulsen, as a pair of [UNUSUAL PROFESSION/RELIGION/DISORDER] drawn under the spell of Miss Moss, Jessica Lange's mysterious [LEADING POSITION].
Ryan Murphy fans will be pleased to see the return of [FREQUENT RYAN MURPHY COLLABORATOR] as a mysterious [SPOOKY TYPE OF PERSON] who may or may not be [SPOOKY THING TO BE]. Of course, this being American Horror Story, we can count on fey but fearsome antagonist Drew Pearce, played by [YOUNG BEEFCAKE ACTOR] to provide bloodshed and butt-shots in equal amounts. Plus, producers Murphy and Falchuk have promised more musical numbers, this year featuring the music of [FAMOUS CULT MUSICIAN], plus cameos by [LEGENDARY AGING FEMALE ACTRESS], [TWO FAMOUS GAY MEN] and [NAYA RIVERA].
American Horror Story: [SPOOKY SETTING] premieres [DAY IN OCTOBER] and concludes [ARBITRARY DATE MANY MONTHS LATER]. Prepare to be [VERBED], and prepare to [VERB].
#325
Posted: 1/24/15 at 2:48pm
^^^^ 100% Certified Comedy Gold.
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