Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
There is only one man on this site that could handle a pink, blonde hotty!
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
Hmm, I have no gray hair, but I am not a Ken Doll!
Addy, don't you love how it says "He's everybody's dream date"? NOT every "woman's" dream date!
I know he's lacking in the genitalia department, but does Ken come with real working orifices?
I don't know, I certainly dream of plastic half-penises.
Some things just aren't right.
I do believe the PC term is molded plastic when you're talking about all Barbie-related anatomy, JAG2.
Me.
Wait, is that not an option?
Thanks for the correction, miss pennywise! I can be so obscene sometimes.
No need to apologize, JAG2. I just happen to be sort of an amateur expert on these matters because I HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF BARBIES!
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/08
"I don't know, I certainly dream of plastic half-penises.
Some things just aren't right."
hmm...... and how long have you had these dreams of plastic half-penises ???
That's "molded plastic half-penises." How many times do I have to say it?
Yeesh.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
If they're moldy, it's a bit of a turn-off.
Oh. MoldED.
Nevermind.
Did you say DEAD? Necrophilia is where I draw the line...
OH! MOLded.
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