Bernie Sanders Hates Deodorant

[Gothampc]

Posted: 5/26/15 at 1:05pm

Actually he hates that there are so many deodorant choices.  As we all know, the number of deodorant choices on the market directly affects how many children go to bed hungry rather than something more tangible like how government money is spent.

"Self-proclaimed socialist and progressive favorite Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.) laments the idea that Americans can choose between “23 underarm spray deodorants” as children go hungry under President Obama’s economy."

 

http://freebeacon.com/culture/bernie-sanders-condemns-existence-of-23-different-deodorant-brands-while-children-go-hungry/

Updated On: 5/26/15 at 01:05 PM

[Kad]

Posted: 5/26/15 at 1:11pm

Scrapin' the bottom of the barrel here, aren't you?

[Gothampc]

Posted: 5/26/15 at 1:28pm

"Scrapin' the bottom of the barrel here, aren't you?"

I believe that people should use deodorant, that they should have a choice about the deodorant they use and that it has no bearing on whether children are being properly fed.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/26/15 at 1:37pm

Deodorants are people, my friend. 

[JbaraFan1]

Posted: 5/26/15 at 1:40pm

Deodorants are your friends, people.

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 5/26/15 at 2:01pm

And why is there never any love for odorants??? Is there anyone who doesn't have at least one scented candle in their closet?

[South Florida]

Posted: 5/26/15 at 3:24pm

Gotham, how do you stumble upon such ignorance?

 

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 5/26/15 at 5:06pm

He also hate lobbyists and super PACs. He should be praised for this. Who the hell cares about his own personal views on deodorant?? Goodness gracious. 

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/26/15 at 10:20pm

BRADLEY COOPER DOESN'T WEAR DEODORANT!

 

 

Bradley Cooper may look like a heartthrob, but he does not always smell sexy. He told Esquire in 2011 that he does not wear deodorant or cologne.

 

 

CAMERON DIAZ DOESN'T WEAR DEODORANT! WHY THESE 5 CELEBS HATE USING ANTIPERSPIRANT (PHOTOS)

Updated On: 5/26/15 at 10:20 PM

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 5/26/15 at 10:38pm

This whole story is starting to smell.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/26/15 at 10:42pm

I had an ex who didn't wear deodorant.  He'd get a little ripe at times, but mmmmm! He smelled like a man!

[JbaraFan1]

Posted: 5/27/15 at 1:45am

The Cooper, etc celeb link posted by PalJoey seems to use "deodorant" and "antiperspirant" interchangeably. Some products contain both, but they do different things, thus the names.

I use a combo, and if that isn't TMI, this will be: in addition to the usual underarm application, I started using my d/a (mainly for the /a part) under my boobs (which reminds me, I have not seen 'Boobs' Chuckle of the Day for a while, hope all is well, but I digress) after I got this, like, bad underboob burn; it can get real bad in summer, say after a long walk, or just being out and about. It helps for sure. 

 

 

[HorseTears]

Posted: 5/27/15 at 2:28am

For Jbara:

 

[JbaraFan1]

Posted: 5/27/15 at 9:18am

Oh wow, HorseTears, thank you! I'll have to look for that locally, or order from Amazon or someplace online if I can't find it. I don't remember seeing anything like this in any stores I go to. Sounds like what I need though, just in the girly version.

[HorseTears]

Posted: 5/27/15 at 11:00am

Yeah, easy buy off of Amazon, but you can also find it in most running or sports equipment stores.  I use it on my inner thighs before each run, or before a day in which I know I'll be doing a ton of walking, because I do not have thigh gap (hey, boys!) With this stuff? No chafing - those thighs just glide like two well buttered hams.  

 

I've heard that some ladies find it useful on their undercarriage.  Some runners - both male and female - use it to protect their nips, too.   Like the OP's medication, a little goes a long way, though. And while it doesn't feel greasy, it does take longer to wash off than deodorant/antiperspirant.  

Updated On: 5/27/15 at 11:00 AM

[best12bars]

Posted: 5/27/15 at 9:28pm

Sorry, I can't remotely get into guys who don't wear deodorant. It's like a guy who doesn't use toilet paper either. Or brush his teeth. I suppose that's "natural," too.

To me, it's bad hygiene and a huge turnoff.

Updated On: 5/27/15 at 09:28 PM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/27/15 at 9:59pm

Well, the guys I've known who didn't wear deodorant still bathed. There's a difference between smelling unclean and smelling the way human beings naturally smell. Everyone should always be brushing their teeth and scrubbing their asses, though, so I agree with you there. 

Updated On: 5/27/15 at 09:59 PM

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/27/15 at 10:24pm

I'm sure Bradley Cooper brushes his teeth and cleans his ass.

Well, let me think about it...

[HorseTears]

Posted: 5/28/15 at 12:32am

According to a friend who was front row at The Elephan Man, he does PJ.  

[JbaraFan1]

Posted: 5/28/15 at 1:35am

Thanks for the tips, HorseTears; truly appreciated.

Ok, so this thread reminds me of the time our family met Tiny Tim and his BO. Not the worst smelling person I've ever been around, but his was fairly pronounced nonetheless.

[henrikegerman]

Posted: 5/28/15 at 7:46am

Gotham, you really need a little help with your reading comprehension and logic skills.

Let me see if I can make this easier for you.

A) Lamenting the fact that Kim Kardashian is a household name while Cherry Jones isn't.

B) Suggesting that Kim Kardashian's fame directly affects Cherry Jones's.

A and B are not the same.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/28/15 at 8:08am

Bradley Cooper's ass.

[JbaraFan1]

Posted: 5/28/15 at 10:01am

Plumber's butt!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/28/15 at 10:15am

I think his facial features photograph weird, but he's got a nice ass for sure. 

[tazber]

Posted: 5/28/15 at 10:20am

And it looks clean!