I thought you had appointed Nina your casting director. That's her job.
*hides behind Rath.*
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/03
Well, I appoint Boobs as my personal assistant, so get crackin' baby!
If you're going to be a producer, you have to learn the chain of command. It's the casting director's job to pull this all together for you, not your poor put-upon personal assistant's.
Yea..I'm just here to get you coffee and to make Rath. happy.
That is correct, Boobs.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/03
Well, Fran never taught me these things, Rath! She was just like, "Go make it happen and pull this together before I lose more money on this piece of crap!" So... you know, I do what I can do.
I forgot to ask Emily last night if it was okay if she wears pigtails while portraying me. Actually, I forgot to ask her if it was okay if she could portray me. Oh, well... she'll get sick of that Disney **** by the time this MASTERPIECE goes up!
I suck at this. Okay, what can my personal assistant do? Make phone calls for me?? Boobs, it's your job to go track down all these people's agents numbers and book them for us! Got it???
We're all gonna have to wait for Nina to show up for you to get the director's cut... mmmhmm.
I'm on it Daisy...like flies on a cheap suit !!!
No darling - again, that's Nina's job. Anything to do with casting is Nina's job.
Boob's job is to bring you coffee, donuts and flowers. To screen your calls from annoying celebrities who you've hired to star in your crappy revivals. To make your doctor's appointments and walk your dog. Getting the picture now?
All I have to say is the anticipation is killing me.
BB there is nothing cheap about you
Thanks Mom.
Thanks to Rath. too for always watching my behind. This Daisy chick just wants to take advantage of me anyway she can.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/11/03
Ooo... flowers! I like flowers!
Well, where is Nina, then??? I'm going to fire her in a moment!
What kind of flowers would you like madame???
Please don't ask me to sing "I'm a little tea pot" again. I just can't take the "tip me over and pour me out" motion.
And I'd say Boobs is in line for a promotion - so as Nina hasn't shown up for work, I'd suggest giving Boobs her job.
I don't know Rath., those are some big shoes to fill.
Wow! Brian Stokes Mitchell as ME! I'm honored! Would this be the first time an African American actor plays a Latino? But that's beside the point...LOL. I like the idea!
Big shoes?? Bitch doesn't even bother to show up for work!!! Please - you'll be FABULOUS. You're responsible and detailed. Daisy?
Hmm, this is all begging the most important question: who is playing me?!?!?
Has Tobey ever done Broadway???
Unfortunately, no, and it'd be best if he just sat in the audience with me anyway.
on your lap, right?
Well, obviously.
Bwaysinger...we need a mix between Idina and Kristin to play you.
hehe. What a frightening image.
Did I ever tell you about the odd dream I had one night where I was suddenly thrust onstage in my street clothes, very obviously a man, handed a stagebook with script and score, that stupid little wand, and instructed to play Galinda?
What a weird dream.
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