Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
She said last night that she was done with men for a year and then joke that "maybe I will be a lesbian!"
Hmmm this might work. Although the lesbian is engaged to another woman.
SCANDAL!
I'll get the popcorn!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
I think BB abd D2 should take her every other week. She is very helpful - cleans, shops, does dishes. Reeks of cigarettes and beer.
"Reeks of cigarettes and beer."
Now that's very enticing.
I shop. J2 cleans. We have a dishwasher. We're all set. Thanks anyway.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
On a serious note, I do hope she can stabilize and feel more comfortable. She essentially is depressed because of the loss of her previous life (as bad as it was), home, boyfriend, parents and now her asshole son is not calling her!
You know Girly could use a roommate/house keeper. Girly smokes too. This could work out for both of them.
And with that, the once happy King Boobs was taken captive by the angry Earl of Girly, and after a year of living on nothing but moldy bread and dirty water, was taken to the town square and publicly smacked.
The End.
Like a coal-fired, 4-funnelled, pre-World War 1 Transatlantic Luxury Liner trying to make a record-breaking crossing.
"Like a coal-fired, 4-funnelled, pre-World War 1 Transatlantic Luxury Liner trying to make a record-breaking crossing. "
Deet, the sister ships went down, too. Passive smoke kills one way or another.
Morning peeps! Your Highness Deet,thanks for the early morning LMAO! I pray that description goes into one of your plays! BTW she'll never get me I tell you!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Loss for words?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Oh my.....what a day to re-appear. Someone should have warned me to bring the popcorn!
We are FINALLY off to a good start to the school year. It seemed like we would never get here. Now we can settle into the newest normal.
Mornin'
You're the lucky one, Boobs. She's only gonna smack you...
Welcome home Moony *hugs*
Not today she won't. She's in a good mood. I think she paid her final car payment
never mind
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
So help me God, Deet. If that happens YOU are paying the repair bill or buying me a new one. What a f*cking thing to say.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
I've said far worse.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
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