Can the Adults Please Smoke - Swingin' 7!- Page 45

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 10:39am

It'll be cookies, cakes and pies every day! Maybe even muffins

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 10:41am

Wow, doodle, you sure know how to keep a job.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 10:46am

Especially with muffins..Rath LOVES muffins.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 10:49am

I was just handed this memo.........

New Policy: Effective from June 2006

Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially, and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better so that you can buy nicer clothes, and therefore, in order to encourage better money management, you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore, you do not need a raise.

Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctors statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Annual Leave Days
Each employee will receive 104Annual Leave days a year. They are
called Saturday & Sunday.

Bereavement Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the Chronic offenders category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 10:52am

ck knows what I'm talking about!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 10:55am

Boobs... I knew that those pumps and that bag were going to get you in trouble. True, they look fabulous together, but think about the message that they convey.

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 11:18am

Good morning adults...

DG... I want the man-maid in the leather pants.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 11:22am

DD higgles

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 11:24am

*abrazos para cookie*

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 11:38am

C..can you believe them? I loved the way they looked too. I think it was the sequins that was too much.

[DG]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 12:50pm

I hope Aunt Addy had a great weekend. Uncle DG is a little envious today - my sister's 16-year old twin boys are leaving for a three-week tour of Europe.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 12:52pm

Europe will never be the same. How's the little guy doing DG? Has he spotted any new lovely fountains?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 12:53pm

I did, indeed, DG! It was a wonderful, wonderful weekend!

I think Uncle DG should join his nephews on that three-week tour!

[DG]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 12:57pm

Glad to hear it, Addy - and believe me, I would if I could! I'm not sure I'd be the best chaperone, however

Boobs - he's off to spend the summer with his dad, and they do lots of outdoors stuff together. I'm sure he'll spend lots of time sitting under trees and admiring the flowers!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 1:00pm

DG..LMAO !!!! I hope he picks some of those flowers and makes an arrangement for your sister..she will be so happy.

Addy..glad to hear you a had a fun time with the girls. Do you need to rest up now?

[shira467]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 1:03pm

Oooh, I want to go to Europe!

My parents invited me to Italy with them (where they are now), but I don't want to deal with international homicide laws when I kill them.

They are on a walking/vegan tour of the Italian countryside.

If I go to Italy, I'm sitting in a piazza, cracking open a bottle of wine, and calling it a day!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 1:03pm

Hooray for happy Aunt Addy time!

*squish*

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 1:05pm

Shira I'm with you on that one. BTW..I still have family over in Italy...I'm sure they know some good buriel spots far away from civilization.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 1:07pm

What? They're walking from tofu stand to tofu stand Shira?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 1:08pm

LOL, Boobs... I was a bit exhausted last night!

*Cookie hug* VERY happy Aunt Addy. Happy daughter Addy. Happy family time...

Italy?

Yes, please.

[DG]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 1:09pm

I want to go find a Fabrizio to . . . bump into in a Piazza.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 1:11pm

Hooray for a happy Addy!

A vegan tour of Italy?

I'm a bit speechless...

No formaggio? No prosciutto? No salumneri? No gelati?



Don't forget to let your hat be taken by the wind then, DG!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 1:12pm

Addy, did you go to any shows with the girls?

[shira467]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 1:13pm

I know, it's crazy.

Something like tofu to tofu stand. My dad brought his own whole wheat spaghetti, just in case.

I swear, I don't know how I'm related to them, sometimes.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 6/19/06 at 1:14pm

No shows this weekend.

I took them to the Top of the Rock on Friday, which was beautiful out, and they LOVED it. Two of the girls had never been to NYC, so it was such fun to see them seeing it for the first time.

Lots of shopping... they took SoHo and Greenwich Village by storm!



(and, bump into a hot Italian in a piazza? been there...done that! )