#401
Posted: 12/13/11 at 10:36am
Oh, and that swimsuit on the beach thing? Ain't happening in this lifetime.
Can the Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 35: Look Who's Here,We're Still Here!! — Page 17
#402
Posted: 12/13/11 at 10:41am
That's perfect, Moony.
But, I'm with you on the swimsuit thing.
I've officially reached the comfortable cover-up stage.
Quite happily -)
Greetings to all.
I have nothing interesting to share. Unless you want to know about the changing landscape of content distribution across connected devices.
Yeah, didn't think so.
Zzzzzzzzzzz
But, I'm with you on the swimsuit thing.
I've officially reached the comfortable cover-up stage.
Quite happily -)
Greetings to all.
I have nothing interesting to share. Unless you want to know about the changing landscape of content distribution across connected devices.
Yeah, didn't think so.
Zzzzzzzzzzz
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#403
Posted: 12/13/11 at 10:45am
That depends, Addy. What are "connected devices"?
#404
Posted: 12/13/11 at 10:48am
Boobs and his boi's.
#405
Posted: 12/13/11 at 10:50am
All I want to say is the FOC went beyond a FOC!!! if you know what I mean 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#406
Posted: 12/13/11 at 10:53am
blah, blah, blah
...edited to remove work info.
...edited to remove work info.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 12/13/11 at 10:53 AM
#407
Posted: 12/13/11 at 10:54am
On a FAR more interesting note...
Hugh Jackman Keeps His Pants On
Hugh Jackman Keeps His Pants On
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#408
Posted: 12/13/11 at 11:03am
We know, Boobs, we know. Expect an email soon.
#409
Posted: 12/13/11 at 11:23am
Heya! Busy catch-up morning I'm having. What'd I miss?
Oh and lye burns like a mother-you-know-what.
Oh and lye burns like a mother-you-know-what.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#410
Posted: 12/13/11 at 11:32am
Not in a million years do I want to know what Girly was doing with lye.
#411
Posted: 12/13/11 at 11:47am
Me neither - we'll all have nightmares, for sure.
#412
Posted: 12/13/11 at 11:53am
If it was mischief night I could guess, but today I have no idea what she would be doing with lye.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#413
Posted: 12/13/11 at 11:57am
Are any of you pizza dippers showing symptoms?
#414
Posted: 12/13/11 at 12:01pm
No, cheese neutralizes lye.
#415
Posted: 12/13/11 at 12:04pm
Hogging that dip didn't make you any friends. Just sayin'.
Updated On: 12/13/11 at 12:04 PM
#416
Posted: 12/13/11 at 12:22pm
I had dip and chips, who needed friends?
#417
Posted: 12/13/11 at 12:23pm
The next time we have a gathering I'm wearing iron gloves, so my hands don't get bit again.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#418
Posted: 12/13/11 at 12:37pm
*the cows bring cocoa in their elf suits*
And its been awhile but I'm having a Christmas eve thread party this yr
And its been awhile but I'm having a Christmas eve thread party this yr
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#419
Posted: 12/13/11 at 12:39pm
I leave to go to a holiday gathering with some very lovely peeps, and come home at 2:00 to a majorly stopped up bathroom sink. Hmmm. Drained fine before I left. Plunged a few times, and nothing, nada, zilch. Said the hell with it and went downstairs for coffee and some tv viewing. Decide to go to bed around 4, figure I'll give the plunger another shot. Still nothing happening with the standing water. Sucker's really clogged. Went to ACE on Sunday, for some heavy duty drain stuff. Really miss the Drano crystals they seemed to have stopped making. Told them I wanted the strongest stuff they had. Really didn't feel like calling the landlord if I didn't have to. Got as much of the water I could out of the sink, and poured this stuff in. Yelled at it to work its magic and went downstairs. Three hours later, still stopped up. Some cursing ensued. Said the hell with it and went out to the store. Came back and VOILA! Clogged sink all cleared!! Cleaned up mess and kept running water to check it. Seemed fine. Before going to bed, I decided to pour more of that stuff down, and let it sit overnight, which the label said was the best thing to do. On the way to the bedroom, all of a sudden I feel this burning on my thigh. I was like WTF?? I didn't splash or spill. And the sink is the height of my waist, so how the hell?? Luckily, I had on old sweats. The next thing I know, I'm running water over my thigh at 1:00 in the morning to get the crap off!
Be warned. I still have some of this stuff left...
Be warned. I still have some of this stuff left...
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Updated On: 12/13/11 at 12:39 PM
#420
Posted: 12/13/11 at 1:01pm
*WARNING* Don't open any Christmas cards in the mail from Girly! I do have an address in D.C. I'd like you to send one to though. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#421
Posted: 12/13/11 at 1:06pm
You were going to bed at 4:00am? That's an hour and a half before I wake up! Are you SURE you're not 19 years old?
*and I say that with GREAT love and affection*
*and I say that with GREAT love and affection*
#422
Posted: 12/13/11 at 1:46pm
I have a little secret I'd like to impart.
That I hope doesn't give you too much of a start;
Tho' it's shocking, it's completely true.
I know it isn't gossip, or rumor, of course,
For I've had it from quite a reliable source
And I'd like to pass it on to you.
The man in the moon is a lady,
A lady in lipstick and curls;
The cow that jumped ovah cried,
"Jumpin' Jehovah,
I think it's just one of the girls."
She winks at the stars from her bed of green cheese,
That isn't a night-gown,
It's a Saturn chemise.
Oh, her friends are the stars and the planets,
She sends the Big Dipper a kiss;
So don't ever offend her,
Remember her gender,
The man in the moon is a miss.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#423
Posted: 12/13/11 at 1:58pm
I wish I could get my hands on that ornament.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#424
Posted: 12/13/11 at 2:29pm
Me too Matt...me too! I won't have a complete collection until I find it!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#425
Posted: 12/13/11 at 5:12pm
Oh, Vera, I can't wait to hear that overture.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
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