Q, more proof we're twins:
I was just in Duane Reade picking up some much needed Cascade, and this little child and his oh-so clueless mother are standing in everyone's way at the exit. I very politely said "Excuse me." No response, from either child or mother. Again, very politely but a trifle louder: "Excuse me." Still no response. Now, very loudly: "Excuse me, you little beast!"
They moved.
Exit Deet to a smattering of applause. And the finger from the mother.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)