G'morning!
Per someone's Facebook page this morning:
"So much good advice on our morning walk today! First was the very nice man with the long-haired dachshund with the same coloring as Max. He regaled us with tales of his dog's kidneys shutting down due to the recessive gene that causes kidney failure, brain cancer and a host of other problems in dogs with white hair. ( Of course it had nothing to do with the lizard his dog ate ). Immediately after that jolly intercourse, we met a lovely lady with her even lovelier poodle. She, of course, could not resist commenting on the cone, and shared the heartwarming story of how Fifi ( I swear, the poodle's name was Fifi ) ate her own tail and had to wear a cone for a month! She left us with the cheery admonishment to always have spare cones on hand because "you never know what the little darlings will get themselves into!"
Duly noted.
Finally was the lady runner ( and I use the word lady only because if I said "bitch" it might lead you to think 1: I was talking about another dog, or 2: I'm a misogynist ) who roared around the corner and shouted, very concisely, "I wish you dog owners didn't take over the park" while pushing a young business man ( admittedly texting while walking ) out of her way. Left in her wake: one confused young man, picking his phone off the ground and examining the crack in the case, one skittish puppy straining at his leash, and the words "Smack any orphans lately?" ringing loudly in the cool, crisp late summer, autumn-like morning air.
I'm sure I have no idea who said that, but I'm also sure you all have an idea."
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)