Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
And to think - all I thought I was missing at Boob's gathering was pizza dip and a questionable sing-along.
'Morning, all!
I survived the weekend, but just barely. I'm getting to old to be on my feet (in heels) for 15 straight hours. I could barely walk when I finally got up on Saturday. then I spent Saturday afternoon standing around at a cup cake competition my daughter was competing in. Let's just say that important lessons were learned and leave it at that. I got soaked by two stoems and went home to change my wet clothes before heading up to Baltimore for the O's vs Yankees game. I sat down and said to hubby, "Look, I know you spent a lot of money on these tickets and all, but I'm cold, wet, achy and exhausted. Can we just stay home and order in dinner while watching the game on TV?" Which is exactly what we did - up until the O's took the lead and my hopes were dashed. Then we watched Covert Affairs.
Hauling concrete pillars, flower arrangements, hanging flower baskets from car to mansion to lakeside pavillion a half mile away and then from pavillion to mansion to car in a $500 black suit. A half hour trying to get white concrete dust from concrete pillars off said suit . And no alcohol because I'm still on meds and had to drive 2 1/2 hours back home way past my bedtime.
Mom health issues as well as my own. I was almost hospitalized at one point since the rush trips to Dr on Tues and Thurs were misdiagnosis. note to self - don't piss off your kidneys.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
Do you know how hard it is to keep a determined puppy from licking himself, cone notwithstanding?
And then deal with Granny Gulch?
AND miss a party!?!
I think we all deserve a group hug for our lousy weekends.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Hot damn, Senioritis has hit big and early this year.
I intensely dislike teaching Seniors.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
"So much good advice on our morning walk today! First was the very nice man with the long-haired dachshund with the same coloring as Max. He regaled us with tales of his dog's kidneys shutting down due to the recessive gene that causes kidney failure, brain cancer and a host of other problems in dogs with white hair. ( Of course it had nothing to do with the lizard his dog ate ). Immediately after that jolly intercourse, we met a lovely lady with her even lovelier poodle. She, of course, could not resist commenting on the cone, and shared the heartwarming story of how Fifi ( I swear, the poodle's name was Fifi ) ate her own tail and had to wear a cone for a month! She left us with the cheery admonishment to always have spare cones on hand because "you never know what the little darlings will get themselves into!"
Duly noted.
Finally was the lady runner ( and I use the word lady only because if I said "bitch" it might lead you to think 1: I was talking about another dog, or 2: I'm a misogynist ) who roared around the corner and shouted, very concisely, "I wish you dog owners didn't take over the park" while pushing a young business man ( admittedly texting while walking ) out of her way. Left in her wake: one confused young man, picking his phone off the ground and examining the crack in the case, one skittish puppy straining at his leash, and the words "Smack any orphans lately?" ringing loudly in the cool, crisp late summer, autumn-like morning air.
I'm sure I have no idea who said that, but I'm also sure you all have an idea."
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
My meds are kicking the crap outta me and last night I had my first official "breakup" since I was 24. ya know, 29 has not started out very well, lol, it better turn itself around quickly!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless