Can the Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 35: Look Who's Here,We're Still Here!! — Page 193

#4801

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Happy 2nd of October!

Posted: 10/2/12 at 12:38pm

We have squirrels in our development. Zander sometimes runs into the window trying to chase them.

His eyes get all wide, his tail begins whooshing, and then ... thud.

One time he almost popped out the screen when the window was open. (One time he did pop out the screen, and he was on the second floor, and went flying out the window).

For those old timers, it was like the dog Murray chasing the mouse in Mad About You.

Updated On: 10/2/12 at 12:38 PM

#4802

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Happy 2nd of October!

Posted: 10/2/12 at 12:43pm

#4803

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Happy 2nd of October!

Posted: 10/2/12 at 4:04pm

squirrels are evil

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#4804

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Happy Humping!

Posted: 10/3/12 at 7:19am

Happy Humping!

Wasn't that the title of an Ethel Merman musical in the 50s?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4805

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 7:20am

Good morning, kiddles.

#4806

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 7:42am

'Morning!

OK, back to ME. I took an ethnicity DNA test on Ancestry.com a while back. I got the results this morning:
Scandinavian 64%
British Isles 21%
Eastern European 15%

I expected the British Isles, but SCANDINAVIAN????? No French?
Mom has a lot to explain!

#4807

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 7:48am

Uhm, "Hagrithe" is of Scandinavian ancestry. Just sayin'

New line inserted about her: "I'd like to smack the smug smirk off that trust-funded Scandinavian puss of hers."

I kind of like alliteration in an insult.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4808

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 7:48am

Leif Erickson landed in what is now Newfoundland. Start digging deeper.

#4809

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 8:06am

I can buy that, but where's my Frecnhy genes? My brother will be deeply disappointed that there's no Metis (French Indian) blood - he was counting on opening a casino.

#4810

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 8:16am

I'm at a standstill on the Native American bloodline myself. We know it's there -- you just have to look at my mother and my cousin to know that -- but Jacques and Bedard are just too freaking common in Quebec.

#4811

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 8:36am

Yeah the Landry fam married into the Micmacs through several generations, which is why I'm surprised there was no genetic link to the tribe. Same deal with the Emonds. Unless the tribe bloodlines have been sullied by those lutefish-eating explorers to the point where their own markers have vanished.

My mom better have a good explanation and it better not have to do with shopping at IKEA.

#4812

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 8:41am

Hey, Moony, maybe we're related by marriage!

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4813

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 8:47am

No offense, but I'd rather not be related to Haggie.

#4814

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 8:51am

Neither would I.

But I do have French genes. Just sayin'

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4815

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 8:56am

Well, apparently I don't!

#4816

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 9:04am

But you do have the French surname.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4817

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 9:07am

Come sit by me at the non-French table, Moony. We have beer.

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#4818

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 9:08am

"But I do have French genes"

Those 1980 Jordache's you have in the back of the closet, and still think you'll wear again, do not count.

RUNS

#4819

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 9:12am

Okay, I probably deserved that, but you're still in deep merde, SoMMS.

When and if I catch up to you.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4820

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 9:20am

I need to listen to ABBA more.

And eat Swedish Meatballs.

#4821

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 9:21am

Duly noted.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4822

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 9:23am

The swedish meatballs in the Ikea cafeteria are highly rated....

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#4823

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 9:24am

I love the lingenberry juice at IKEA. Uh oh.

#4824

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 9:30am

Road trip!

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4825

Can the Adults Please Smoke? Humping to the Oldies

Posted: 10/3/12 at 9:47am

This is my sister. Does she look Scandinavian to you? Oh crap. Pass the ligonberry juice.