#2601
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:10am
It was my best breakup ever.
After three years together, and when things were already going sour (we just were as nasty to each other as possible) we made the mistake of traveling together. It was a big gay social gathering, so we started to see who could blatantly flirt and more with more people in front of the other. In the end, I won. I took home a local TV news producer, whom I later dated for about two months. He ultimately struck out with this prepubescent college kid we had all nicknamed "The Fetus," because he looked rather...underdeveloped.
The funny thing was -- after all this was over, and we had spent two days and a three-hour plane ride together not saying one word to one another, once we were back home, he wanted just to go back like nothing had ever happened. Not me. I had my producer.
After three years together, and when things were already going sour (we just were as nasty to each other as possible) we made the mistake of traveling together. It was a big gay social gathering, so we started to see who could blatantly flirt and more with more people in front of the other. In the end, I won. I took home a local TV news producer, whom I later dated for about two months. He ultimately struck out with this prepubescent college kid we had all nicknamed "The Fetus," because he looked rather...underdeveloped.
The funny thing was -- after all this was over, and we had spent two days and a three-hour plane ride together not saying one word to one another, once we were back home, he wanted just to go back like nothing had ever happened. Not me. I had my producer.
Updated On: 9/21/06 at 11:10 AM
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