Confessions Thread — Page 107

#2651

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 1:23pm

Just in her ta-na-na zone, Robb. :)

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#2652

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 1:24pm

A friend is asking how you can tell if you have crabs...Jaily, can you help?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2653

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 1:25pm

i confess to getting the celebrity of the day thread locked.

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#2654

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 1:26pm

at this point, bway, colleen could post a 10,000 word post contrasting the lasdership styles of bismarck and halsey and all i'd see was her no-no spit through crotchless big girl panties while her pendulous boobs defied gravity.

only when it comes to panties, robbo.

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#2655

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 1:27pm

When your underwear start to smell mildly of Old Bay and seawater, you have crabs.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2656

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 1:28pm

Thanks WT..I'll let them know. BTW..do you have a recipe for them for the ones they caught?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2657

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 1:29pm

Are they soft or hard shell Boobs? It matters.

#2658

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 1:31pm

i know i've never been with a woman, but i didn't know that boobs came with soft or hard shells.

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#2659

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Posted: 9/21/06 at 1:31pm

I have found they make fabulous pets.

Just get a little terrarium set-up. Simply adorable.

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#2660

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 1:31pm

Jaily--That sounds like Crawdad Mounds to me.

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#2661

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 1:33pm

i confess that my link does not work.

lauravee

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#2662

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 1:33pm

SOMMSY..they seem to be of the hard shell species...they are faster movers right?

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2663

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 2:28pm

colleen's keeping someone's boobs in a terrarium?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2664

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 2:55pm

Rath, Coll's keeping Boobs in a terrarium.
Spelling is key and, since Papa never capitalizes, confusion ensues.

#2665

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 2:57pm

Oh. Does that mean he won't be at dinner tomorrow night?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2666

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 2:57pm

I hope she throws in some lovely plants for me to talk to.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2667

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:02pm

Well, I confess I know nothing about no dinner tomorrow night, so I couldn't tell ya.

#2668

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:02pm

fo pa?

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#2669

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:05pm

I don't know nothing about it either. I'm an innocent bystander.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2670

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:07pm

says one voice in her head.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2671

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:07pm

She knows

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#2672

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:09pm

Doodle, do YOU know 'bout birthin' babies?

#2673

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:09pm

I don't know nuthin' 'bout keepin' no boobs in no terrarium.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2674

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:10pm

I know all a bout 'em....Momma always let me in the room when the babies come.

I just wont touch "down there!"

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#2675

the confessions thread

Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:10pm

hell, i was even invited. and i'll likely be dead by supper time tomorrow.

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