Confessions Thread- Page 21
Confessions Thread
#500Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:00pmAt least, my taste is somewhat consistent.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#501Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:01pmIt's all about Ms. Sugarbaker, honey :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#502Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:01pm
Yes, we are frighteningly similar.
Sometimes when I read one of robb's posts I wonder if I've blacked out and posted unknowingly.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 07:01 PM
YessicaB
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/13/05
#503Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:02pm
Jaily- A guy I work with called me a bitch,I pretended to be immensely hurt and started crying. I only lasted about 2min or so then I started laughing so hard I fell of my chair. I then explained to him that I take Bitch to be quite a charming compliment 
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 07:02 PM
#504Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:04pm
I think I know you, Yessica...
oh my god, you're my mother! (she sometimes likes to go to the mall wearing a nametag on her shirt that says "Hello, My Name Is: Bitch!")
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#505Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:06pm
No wonder you're a mess, JG!
My mother also thinks it's a big compliment to be called a bitch.
In her case, it is not.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
YessicaB
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/13/05
#506Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:07pmThat's right Honey. So i as your mom should I be appalled at your previous confessions?
#507Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:08pmI sometimes like to drink alone. Like I am about to be doing right now. Hello, pinot grigio.
Please visit Bitchy Waiter
#508Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:09pm
You have no idea, Rath...
She also likes to mow the grass in a red teddy, go shopping in her mud mask, and occasionally switch up the answering machine from "Hi, you've reached Laurie and Jim, we're not in......" to "OOOOOH, GURL! You done MISSED A BITCH up in here, but we gon' be back...say haaaaaaaaay at the tone".
I was raised by a 6'2" blonde Roseanne.
Yessica: My mom knew all of it when it was happening, and on occasion, encouraged and/or thought it was really funny. (She LOVED the kids-meet-closet episode. her first thoughts on the matter were "Why didn't *I* think of that? Maybe your sister wouldn't be such a snatch.")
Mind you, this is the woman who got me a Stryker dildo for my 17th birthday and bought me my very first porn.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 07:09 PM
#509Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:10pmI hope that's all true. Please say it's true.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#510Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:11pm
anyone up for a sad lonely cocktail?
Another confession: I used to be obsessed with this guy in high school and would call him all the time just to hear him say hello. I still remember his phone number 20 years later.
Please visit Bitchy Waiter
#511Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:12pm
Edit: I can't leave that up here.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 07:12 PM
#512Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:12pm*blink*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
theatrebabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
#513Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:14pm*gapes*
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle
-cheezedoodle
#514Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:15pm
Rath, honey, how the hell else would I have ended up this twisted? My mother is a piece of *work*, girl.
Edit: Sherm, I drink alone all the time. Having a C****nay right now, in fact. No big deal...as long as it's not a bottle of gin a day, you're fine.
Further edit: Apparently, you cannot say chard-on-nay on BWW. Interesting.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 07:15 PM
#516Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:16pmOk, maybe mine are as good as some of the others.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#517Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:17pm
I think I finally found someone whose mother is even more bizarre than my own!
*celebrates*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#518Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:19pmShe is not bizarre, she is FABULOUS, you wretch!! *defends Mommy*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#519Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:19pmAND someone who's even more messed up than I. At least I don't defend the freak.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#520Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:25pm
Look! I can say bitch, but not C****nay.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
Updated On: 12/21/05 at 07:25 PM
#521Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:26pmCHARDONNAY
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#522Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:29pm
Oooh, I've got a good one! For innocent little me, that is.
Up until...oh, I don't know, last year, I was obsessed with getting my cousin to like me. You know, "like" like me. I thought I wanted him, too. I flirted with him like crazy, and spent every moment alone with him I could get. It almost worked, too, but then I realized how incestuous I was being and stopped.
#523Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:29pm
JG --- You should write a musical about it.
I'm casting the part of your mother right now.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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colleen_lee
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
#524Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/21/05 at 7:30pm
>>>>anyone up for a sad lonely cocktail?
I am having a sad, lonely rum & coke as we speak.
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. "
--Sueleen Gay
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