Confessions Thread — Page 21

At least, my taste is somewhat consistent.

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Yes, we are frighteningly similar.

Sometimes when I read one of robb's posts I wonder if I've blacked out and posted unknowingly.

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Updated On: 12/21/05 at 07:01 PM

I think I know you, Yessica...


oh my god, you're my mother! (she sometimes likes to go to the mall wearing a nametag on her shirt that says "Hello, My Name Is: Bitch!")

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That's right Honey. So i as your mom should I be appalled at your previous confessions?

You have no idea, Rath...


She also likes to mow the grass in a red teddy, go shopping in her mud mask, and occasionally switch up the answering machine from "Hi, you've reached Laurie and Jim, we're not in......" to "OOOOOH, GURL! You done MISSED A BITCH up in here, but we gon' be back...say haaaaaaaaay at the tone".

I was raised by a 6'2" blonde Roseanne.


Yessica: My mom knew all of it when it was happening, and on occasion, encouraged and/or thought it was really funny. (She LOVED the kids-meet-closet episode. her first thoughts on the matter were "Why didn't *I* think of that? Maybe your sister wouldn't be such a snatch.")


Mind you, this is the woman who got me a Stryker dildo for my 17th birthday and bought me my very first porn.

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Updated On: 12/21/05 at 07:09 PM

anyone up for a sad lonely cocktail?

Another confession: I used to be obsessed with this guy in high school and would call him all the time just to hear him say hello. I still remember his phone number 20 years later.

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*blink*

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Rath, honey, how the hell else would I have ended up this twisted? My mother is a piece of *work*, girl.


Edit: Sherm, I drink alone all the time. Having a C****nay right now, in fact. No big deal...as long as it's not a bottle of gin a day, you're fine.

Further edit: Apparently, you cannot say chard-on-nay on BWW. Interesting.

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Updated On: 12/21/05 at 07:15 PM

Ok, maybe mine are as good as some of the others.

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She is not bizarre, she is FABULOUS, you wretch!! *defends Mommy*

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Look! I can say bitch, but not C****nay.

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Updated On: 12/21/05 at 07:25 PM

Oooh, I've got a good one! For innocent little me, that is.

Up until...oh, I don't know, last year, I was obsessed with getting my cousin to like me. You know, "like" like me. I thought I wanted him, too. I flirted with him like crazy, and spent every moment alone with him I could get. It almost worked, too, but then I realized how incestuous I was being and stopped.

>>>>anyone up for a sad lonely cocktail?


I am having a sad, lonely rum & coke as we speak.

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