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#751

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 3:14pm

They have to be...my mother is the Grand Mistress of Guilt, and if I didn't go out of my way to make sure that it didn't look like I was lying, she'd smell it from a mile away and do whatever she had to to get me to come home...one time, she offered to drive, pick me up, drive me home, then pay for me to fly back.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#752

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 3:14pm

don't laugh *too* hard...it has happened...on more than one occasion! i just don't know what i'm capable of until i try!

#753

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 3:15pm

I recall one nearly-successful effort to that effect. I suppose I don't have trouble actually picturing you doing it...

...I really just don't want to.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 12/22/05 at 03:15 PM

#754

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 3:17pm

i'll shut up then. i apologize.

#755

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 3:18pm

Good boy.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#756

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 3:18pm

Confession: I get really pissed off that press conferences all seem to happen at 3:00 p.m., preempting my soap, and that then the local news people have to drag it out by commenting on them for an hour - basically saying the same things over and over - instead of waiting for 5:00 during regularly scheduled news.

You know it's always over in time for that harpy Oprah to screech her opinions at us at 4:00, too.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#757

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 3:19pm

what do you watch Rath, GH?

#758

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 3:21pm

I try to, WAT, but I'm so often foiled.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#759

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:15pm

Have we run out of confessions? How dull.

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#760

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:16pm

I confess that if Kitzy doesn't change back to her old av, I may have to kill her.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#761

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:17pm

Just for you!

And the story behind that is that all the girls backstage after "Importance of Being Earnest" took pictures in their corsets. Since my best friend and I were maids and didn't have corsets, we just took pictures in our bras and aprons. Quite harmless, really.

#762

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:23pm

I had sex with a coupl of girls in high school to cover up who I actually am. I feel sorry for doing that.

"Theater is not only the meeting place of all the arts, but the return of art to life." -- Oscar Wilde

#763

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:28pm

I confess that even though I am a straight chick, I think Kitz is hot Hot HOT in her av.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#764

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:30pm

Yay! I'm hot! :)

#765

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:47pm

Yay! You are!

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#766

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:48pm

So is your...Christmas tree

#767

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:50pm

I confess that I also find Kitz extraordinarily pretty, and were I to find myself drunk at a party with her, would probably make out with her.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#768

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:51pm

You're gay, JG.

G-A-Y.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#769

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:51pm

I confess that if I were drunk at a party, I would probably make out with you too. Although that probably means a bit more coming from you than from me

#770

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:53pm

I am uber-gay, Rath, but I make out with girls all the time. (Only hot girls, of course, and only in large groups where it's sure to draw the attention of drunken, horny men who may or may not be just drunk and/or horny enough to want to join.)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#771

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:54pm

I guess I wasn't hot enough for you.

Sure, I'm good enough to sing a duet with...

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#772

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:55pm

You're gay, Rath.

G-A-Y.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#773

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 4:56pm

I'm also an attention whore.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#774

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 5:19pm

Why do you think I made you belt your head off in the middle of a crowded restaurant with me? :)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#775

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Posted: 12/22/05 at 5:20pm

Yeah. You "made" me.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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