Confessions Thread- Page 30
Confessions Thread
#725Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:17amWhere did everyone else go? To catch a train?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#727Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:23am
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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#728Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:25amIf that isn't the damn truth...
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#729Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:25amLMAO! That is great Boobsie.
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#731Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:28amSOMMS..I could've told you that !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#732Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:32am
Yes, every show needs at least one singing virgin. (but a chorus line of dancing sluts!)
WATrace -- I love me a big plate of chicken salad. And I'm 43. And I'm "taken." And I'm a shameful BWW thread-flirt. But if I wasn't "married"...
Okay, a cold shower and off to work now.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#733Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:33amOK now THAT was fun.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#734Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 11:41am
I confess: I'm on the phone with the boy. I'm very happy.
This might qualify for the banal thread.
#735Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 12:01pmBanal or not, it sure looks like it killed the thread.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#736Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 12:04pmbest12bars: i really wish your hot 43 year old self was not "taken" yet...so i could take you.
#737Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 12:19pm
Ooh, congrats, bway! 
Be sure and ask if he's got any dreamy friends.
#738Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 1:14pm
Oh Boobsy, that link was great.
If only it weren't so true...
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#739Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 1:17pmWhy is that I just read your post and imagined Karen Walker saying it?
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#740Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 1:21pm
You know Kitz, people say that all the time.
I take it as a compliment.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#741Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 1:34pmDefinitely a compliment.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#742Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 1:47pm
I'm at work and don't dare open the link...
Man, this thread grew by leaps and bounds overnight. And I have nothing to confess, so I'll shut up now.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#743Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:39pm
ROFL@the image of WAT "taking" anybody.
Oh, that's rich. I needed that, thanks
*walks away, laughing to self*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
colleen_lee
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
#744Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:50pmholy ****....it's judy garland!
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. "
--Sueleen Gay
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#745Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:52pm
OK, so I actually have a confession that is nowhere near sexual in nature.
*inhale*
*exhale*
I lied to my mother and said that I had to work tomorrow so I wouldn't be able to fly to meet my family for Christmas until tomorrow evening. They are all together right now sans moi. I think I may burn in hell for lying to my mom at Christmas time.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#746Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:53pm
I KNEW there was a reason i had this huge bottle of pills in my hand.
SG, in 2002, I was still living in San Francisco (this was the Xmas before I came back to NYC), and there was no damn way on earth i was about to endure cross-country travel again to spend a drunken, screaming holiday with my psycho family (no matter HOW fabulous my mother is, the rest of them are a bunch of lunatics). My best friend just *happened* to be going to the Caribbean with his family, so I told my parents that I was TERRIBLY sorry that I had to miss Christmas with them (not), but I was being taken on a vacation by my friend's family. I wrote a cute little postcard note, sent it along with my best friend (who is a brilliant artist and can draw ANYTHING) who then bought a postcard, copied my note onto it in my handwriting, and mailed it to my mom from Jamaica.
Trust me, you're not going to hell.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 12/22/05 at 02:53 PM
#747Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:57pm
To respond to earlier comments made here...
there is NOTHING wrong with being a virgin.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#748Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 2:59pmNo, there isn't. But there's also nothing wrong with being ready to lose it.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#749Confessions Thread
Posted: 12/22/05 at 3:06pm
Wow, your lies are so involved and elaborate, Jaily. I am thoroughly impressed with you. And I do feel better now. I just don't really find the idea of five straight days with my a---hole brother terribly appealing. Call me crazy.
And, ~ff~ and Kitz, you're both right. I wholeheartedly agree with each of you.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
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