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#2301

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:08am

I love domestic disputes!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2302

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:12am

I confess that I have a plan for world domination that includes the imprisonment of SorryGrateful. Auntie Rath will be one of my trusted advisors.

#2303

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:12am

I love when roomates converse over the internet.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#2304

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:13am

Look! it's OEC!! Hi!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2305

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:14am

I confess that the Big Boss of our department, who is SUPPOSED TO BE ON MATERNITY LEAVE until March...IS IN THE OFFICE TODAY.

She is evil, she scares us, and we're all sitting here with huge crazy smiles plastered on our faces just in case she walks by, so she doesn't pull a Natasha Henstridge on us.

I cannot wait until this goddamn project is over.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 1/11/06 at 10:14 AM

#2306

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:21am

huh? Bitch, please, you know I love me some pants! ('specially black velvet ones :-P)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2307

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:24am

Undi, did you confuse this with that avatar thread?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2308

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:24am

Undi, did you confuse this with that avatar thread?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2309

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:28am

*points and laffs* Rath's a double poster, Rath's a double poster!!! Neener neener boo-boo!!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2310

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:29am

hi! yay I got a greeting!

and I'm too ADD at the moment to reply in a timely fashion.

Jaily--and she's going to be a mother? Frightening.

I confess I want to change my avatar but I don't have any good ideas.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#2311

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:30am

*bitchslaps Jaily*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2312

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:30am

So scary, the world!

I confess that I am dying to start my own Brokeback Bingo League.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2313

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:31am

I'd play.

"Y'all have a GRAND day now"

#2314

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:36am

Minna? Minna Scharff? Are you serious? No, really, you didn't make that up?

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2315

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 10:53am

Oh man my neighbor just called and said it's her daughters birthday and they're having kids over and one of them is scared out of her mind of dogs SO I'm dogsitting a very VERY spastic golden retriever for 3 1/2 hours lol. So much for going out...oh well I'm making an easy $30. My 14 year old golden is like, "whaaa??? why is SHE here??? oy...I was sleeping dude..."

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#2316

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:04am

I confess that I'm obsessed with Mariah Carey today.

And that I just jerked off in the bathroom at my office.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2317

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:05am

It was my avitar wasn't it.

"Y'all have a GRAND day now"

#2318

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:07am

*thanks the baby Jesus that she doesn't work in Jaily's office*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2319

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:07am

yes...I took one look and immediately said to myself: "If I do not listen to Vision Of Love right this instant, I will wither and die."

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2320

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:19am

"And that I just jerked off in the bathroom at my office."

Um, just, oh my...

*praises and prays alongside Rath*

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2321

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:21am

It's a very private bathroom!! Sheesh...it's not like I stood at a urinal with three other people there and did it. (I mean, what do you think this is, XL?)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2322

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:23am

Oh, well, that's fine then.

*praises the Lord some more*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2323

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:23am

Anyone else getting visions of Magige Gyllenhaal in "Secretary?"

"I'm your secretary!"

#2324

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:25am

you know, there ARE times when I kind of want to just sort of, you know, pee in my office chair.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2325

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:29am

Exactly, katygrace.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

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