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#2326

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:31am

*leaves thread forever*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2327

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:34am

she'll be back...she can never stay away for long.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2328

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:35am

what?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2329

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:39am

^
Case in point.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

Updated On: 1/11/06 at 11:39 AM

#2330

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:40am

It's case IN point.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2331

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:41am

Whoops.

*braindead*

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#2332

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 11:58am

...and it's only wednesday!!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2333

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:09pm

I confess that I got a little worked up on the El this morning. But really, I'm reading a book where all of a sudden this woman bends over the outer side of a jacuzzi and the guys bends over her. How could I not?

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2334

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:33pm

SorryGrateful you must be reading the trashy novel I wrote, I'm glad you like it.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#2335

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:57pm

Zeppy is the hottest blond in the universe.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2336

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 1:44pm

OEC, you naughty girl!

*spanks*

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#2337

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/11/06 at 2:07pm

oh baby!

when you got it...flaunt it...

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#2338

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:17pm

I confess that I don't feel right about joking around in "the other" thread, but I wanted to ask, boobs, if he was planning on hugging me or hitting me. Because if it's the latter, then I ain't comin' out!

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#2339

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:18pm

Yay, the confession thread is back!!!

I confess that while I was out with Undi last night, while she was waiting for me to come back from the bathroom, I was actually making out with the waiter.

Sorry, Unds!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2340

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:21pm

Jaily is too damn hot for his own good. He can't go to the bathroom without the waiters swarming.

"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

#2341

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:22pm

I must get home...my **** has a terrible fit of asthma if I'm not home!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2342

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/13/06 at 6:54pm

I confess I really want to make out with someone. It's been WAY too long. And when I visit NYC, I'm going to make out with someone. I don't care who as long as they're not nasty. Because, why the hell not.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#2343

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/13/06 at 7:17pm

Wow.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2344

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/13/06 at 7:19pm

If that makes you say "wow" check out the sex in a theatre thread.

I confess that what escapes deletion around here never fails to amaze me.

#2345

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Posted: 1/13/06 at 7:21pm

I really don't need to read that thread. The title says it all.

If you have to discuss your sex life in public...

(not you, Jaily)

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2346

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/13/06 at 7:26pm

I can't say that it doesn't make for interesting reading.

#2347

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/13/06 at 7:31pm

I'm far too innocent to be on this thread.

Mary
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#2348

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/13/06 at 7:37pm

I'm all talk.

For now.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#2349

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/13/06 at 7:47pm

I'll be online to entertain you, sweetie!

I confess I just bought some adorable shoes.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2350

Beat me, daddy, eight to the bar!

Posted: 1/13/06 at 7:49pm

Rath..did you put it on my AMEX or VISA card?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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