I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
I would HATE working at the ballet. That would take the cake (and then purge it. hee...) over the film industry.
What I hate the most is that I don't think I'm attractive or thin (I don't think I'm UGLY, but I'm happy to be plain and average instead of being attraction-grabbing hideous!) but I think I maintain myself pretty well! I'm working under the belief of, "It's not your weight, it's how you carry it." I think I dress quite well and I usually follow the universal rules of hygiene. But for my mother, fat is equated to ugly.
Did I tell you that on Oscar night, she said, "Look at Jada. She's short. So is Jessica Simpson and Lucy Liu. You can be short, thin and pretty like them. But you can't be short and fat. Fat is the worst; if you're short and fat, you look ESPECIALLY fat."
ETA: Cripes, the podcast! I've got to listen to the rest of it now!
(I've really got to stop hitting "Post Message" when I'm impatient. Notice how my message WITHOUT the ETA is the four one posted? Weird.)
Way to post 16 times tiff!!! and yes I counted them..
Good God, woman.
Why don't any of my more profound, intelligent, worthwhile posts get repeated ad nauseum??
Wow.
FYI--chose the Elton song based on some test recordings. Doing "The One". And OLP is the same--great song and fun to sing, btw! :)
Good stuff! Will update the first post now.
Edited: Because I just remembered Kerrie's doing "Across the Universe".
next weeks theme?
Also, is there any other canadian rockers besides OLP that I could do? I mean, I like Michael Buble, but this is a ROCK week and I want to do a rock song. Know what I mean?
Well it's not necessarily a ROCK week, but somehow "Brit Rock and Canadian Easy Listening" just didn't have the same ring! Pweeze? Michael Buble? Pweeze?
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