When I was visiting my grandparents as a child, I threw rocks from the upper porch of their house at other children in the neighborhood.
I once forgot formal shoes for a very important chamber choir performance in college. I stole a kid's shoes out of his bag and stood silently by while he was ass-chewed by the director for being ill prepared.
I once pretended to be busy when a co-worker asked me to drive her to alcohol counseling.
I drunk-f*cked my roommate freshman year of college in the communal shower handicap stall.
I judge people far too harshly for their taste in entertainment - or can one ever really?
"...ah, gays and their wit. Hell must be a laugh a minute!"
-Evie Harris
Updated On: 12/21/12 at 12:36 AM