I always rather hated Marilyn Monroe.
There I said it.
I've never been to me, nor do I know the way to San Jose. =(
I have sampled loose candy out of bins in the store where you make your own mix, even though they tell you not to because it's not supposed to be free.
If either Sister Act or Sister Act 2 is playing on any of my 43,671 cable channels, I will watch it until the end.
When I was in college, I bought a new printer at Walmart. I knew the cartridge it came with never lasts long and I was broke. I opened the package, slipped in two extra cartridges and went up and paid.
Just a damn thief.
I'm the one who dropped the ouce of pot in the convent.
Here's one of mine- I put gum in a snotty woman's fur coat at a club one night in the 80's.
I've been hooking up with a guy regularly and I cannot remember his name.
While a freshman in college, I crawled through the window of my Chemistry instructor's office and stole a copy of the final exam. My roommate had visited the professor the day before and unlocked the window when the professor left to runoff an exam prep.
I own both One Direction records.
I buy senior tickets at the movie theater and if I'm stopped by the ticket takers I pretend I'm deaf and sign that I don't understand what they're saying until they just give up and let me go through, always wondering (I'm sure) why the deaf man is going to the movies.
And just so it's clear - my ASL teachers/deaf friends were the ones who turned me on to doing that.
Oh, and I scrubbed the toilet with my ex-roommate's toothbrush before I moved out because I hated him.
Oh, and when I was in 10th grade I blew a guy in the stairwell of the public library.
And while I'm at it, I fvcking hate PACIFIC OVERTURES.
The senior discount ticket sounds like me holding onto my college student ID, just incase it will come in handy again while I can still get away with it.
I also accidentally shop lifted earrings once. The cashier didn't ring them up and I didn't realize it until I got home.
Every year since I was about twelve I've hacked my mother's emails to check for order confirmations and see what she got my for Christmas. I'm seeing Newsies and Annie in January. :)
I dance naked when no one is looking.
I only dance naked when I know people are looking.
Naked people have sex in the apartment across the street from me - fully visible in the window.
(ps - the two guys are kinda hot)
When I was going to Pratt NYadgal right across Dekalb ave there lived a Lesbian couple. They would have sex in front of the window but they would pull the white shade down and leave the lights on. Created one hell of a shadow puppet show!
I'll bet!
The funny thing about this apartment is that, for the 10 years I've lived in my apartment, the apartment across the street has been occupied by couples who all seem to have no inhibitions about having sex on the couch - with the shades up!
The apartment is two floors below mine, and there is a couch under a big picture window. I look directly into it - when I dare to keep my own shades up!
For a few years there was a young male/female couple. For the last 5 years, or so, it's been a male couple. And, they like their couch! Together and separately.
I keep my shades closed most of the time these days!
But sometimes I don't - and that's the 'confession' part of this post!
Prove it! Send Pics!
LOL!
Imagine if the couple turns out to be someone who posts here...
I live across from NYadgal and film her watching us.
I donated money to Jamie McGonnigal's wedding just so I can say I support gay weddings and get a shout out in the program.
I was going to wait until the Madison Square Garden benefit to donate to them. But I guess I should do it tonight.
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