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Happy Birthday, Tiff!
#25re: Happy Birthday, Tiff!
Posted: 10/15/04 at 6:52pm
Don't worry Wifey, when we actually get married I'll promise to make everything all better. 
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#27re: Happy Birthday, Tiff!
Posted: 10/15/04 at 6:55pmwhy no punkin, you didn't.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#28my bad day at work
Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:02pm
so i work at immigration at the airport, right? we were detaining this argentinean drug mule who had been trying to traffick in meth and several other narcotics (it wasn't my case so I only found out the bare details later). So this burly man was shaking and twitching in our detention cell and I was walking by, minding my own business, when he rushed to the plexiglass and starting banging on it (which scared the bejeebers out of me). He asked for a blanket since he was really cold, and he was pale and had sweat running down his face so I figured, oh what the hell. (I didn't find out till later that he was actually coming off a meth high.) So I grabbed a blanket, slid open the door, and the f*cking bastard yanked my arm and slammed me against the door. So I had a bit of a black eye and a bit of a dislocated shoulder. My ego would like to say that he was worse off than me, but he was 6'3 and built like a tank.
I'm sure I mentioned my shoulder earlier this week! It was kinda exciting. I'm not too concerned about the soreness. The biggest pain in the ass is all the reports I have to write about it!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#29my bad day at work
Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:05pm
so did you whoop a dude's behind? I need a cooler job. DJ-ing for a redneck bar in O-Hi-O isn't all that exciting. 
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#30my bad day at work
Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:07pm
Not O-Hi-O. If you're Insomniak, it's O-I-Ho.
I wish I could say I kicked the guy's ass but I sadly, being squished against a door doesn't give you very many options aside from squirming. the other immigration officers helped though. pissed me off - 1 week of "critical pressurepoint training" for this job and nada.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#32my bad day at work
Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:10pm
Bummer sweetie...I worked in a "facility" for a while myself. I had a few guys get the best of me too...but I'd say I always exacted revenge somehow. *evil cackle*
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#33my bad day at work
Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:12pm
haha! i can't say that! i'm a federal employee!
(thank you, cookie)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#34my bad day at work
Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:14pm
heh...I worked at a correctional facility, in the max. security division. They pretty much let us do whatever we wanted to, that wouldn't cause long term injuries. 
(And we did.)
I'm outta here, wifey. I hope your night goes well, even though I know it's not how you'd like to be spending it. I'll be back to wish you more good tidings upon my return from work tonight.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
Updated On: 10/15/04 at 07:14 PM
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#35my bad day at work
Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:17pm
A belated happy birthday to Tiff for a belated happy birthday
celebration...Happy Birthday, Tiff! (358 days to go!)
ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#36my bad day at work
Posted: 10/15/04 at 9:03pmHAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TIFF!!!
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#37my bad day at work
Posted: 10/16/04 at 1:13am
your name isn't Type? NOOOOO!
happy birthday Tiff! you're the GRRRREATEST!
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
Broadway Matt
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/17/03
#38my bad day at work
Posted: 10/16/04 at 1:19amHEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIFF!! My best wishes for a fabulous Canadian celebration!
"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers
#39my bad day at work
Posted: 10/16/04 at 1:33am
mHMMMM i dropped hints around myyyyy birthday (9-2
but i didn't git a thread! i also mentioned my sinus surgery (9-9), and no "oh, get well soon little one!" yeah uh huh i know who's loved round here....
btw happy birthday tiff, canada rules!
Updated On: 10/16/04 at 01:33 AM
#40my bad day at work
Posted: 10/16/04 at 1:36amLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU TOO FEINSTEIN!
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#41Thank you!
Posted: 10/16/04 at 10:15am
You guys are awesome. You've really cheered me up!
BTW Feinstein - did you drop hints? I'm sorry, I'm as dense as a new york cheesecake, sweetie. Congrats and I hope you're feeling better, respectively!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#42Thank you!
Posted: 10/16/04 at 10:21am
Feinstein-
You can't drop hints around here. You just have to flat out say it.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#43Thank you!
Posted: 10/16/04 at 10:47am
Happy bday Tiff!
"It's your birthday,
So Happy Birthday.
Sin and sorrow in the air
Children dying everywhere,
But it's your birthday,
So happy birthday."
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
Updated On: 10/16/04 at 10:47 AM
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