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#26

re: Happy Birthday, Tiff!

Posted: 10/15/04 at 6:52pm

Don't worry Wifey, when we actually get married I'll promise to make everything all better.

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#27

re: Happy Birthday, Tiff!

Posted: 10/15/04 at 6:55pm

why no punkin, you didn't.

#28

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:02pm

so i work at immigration at the airport, right? we were detaining this argentinean drug mule who had been trying to traffick in meth and several other narcotics (it wasn't my case so I only found out the bare details later). So this burly man was shaking and twitching in our detention cell and I was walking by, minding my own business, when he rushed to the plexiglass and starting banging on it (which scared the bejeebers out of me). He asked for a blanket since he was really cold, and he was pale and had sweat running down his face so I figured, oh what the hell. (I didn't find out till later that he was actually coming off a meth high.) So I grabbed a blanket, slid open the door, and the f*cking bastard yanked my arm and slammed me against the door. So I had a bit of a black eye and a bit of a dislocated shoulder. My ego would like to say that he was worse off than me, but he was 6'3 and built like a tank.

I'm sure I mentioned my shoulder earlier this week! It was kinda exciting. I'm not too concerned about the soreness. The biggest pain in the ass is all the reports I have to write about it!

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#29

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:05pm

so did you whoop a dude's behind? I need a cooler job. DJ-ing for a redneck bar in O-Hi-O isn't all that exciting.

#30

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:07pm

Not O-Hi-O. If you're Insomniak, it's O-I-Ho.

I wish I could say I kicked the guy's ass but I sadly, being squished against a door doesn't give you very many options aside from squirming. the other immigration officers helped though. pissed me off - 1 week of "critical pressurepoint training" for this job and nada.

#31

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:09pm

Many happy returns for the day. Tiff!

#32

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:10pm

Bummer sweetie...I worked in a "facility" for a while myself. I had a few guys get the best of me too...but I'd say I always exacted revenge somehow. *evil cackle*

#33

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:12pm

haha! i can't say that! i'm a federal employee!

(thank you, cookie)

#34

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:14pm

heh...I worked at a correctional facility, in the max. security division. They pretty much let us do whatever we wanted to, that wouldn't cause long term injuries.

(And we did.)

I'm outta here, wifey. I hope your night goes well, even though I know it's not how you'd like to be spending it. I'll be back to wish you more good tidings upon my return from work tonight.

Updated On: 10/15/04 at 07:14 PM

#35

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/15/04 at 7:17pm

A belated happy birthday to Tiff for a belated happy birthday
celebration...Happy Birthday, Tiff! (358 days to go!)

#36

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/15/04 at 9:03pm

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TIFF!!!

"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

#37

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/16/04 at 1:13am

your name isn't Type? NOOOOO!
happy birthday Tiff! you're the GRRRREATEST!

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#38

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/16/04 at 1:19am

HEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIFF!! My best wishes for a fabulous Canadian celebration!

"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers

#39

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/16/04 at 1:33am

mHMMMM i dropped hints around myyyyy birthday (9-2

but i didn't git a thread! i also mentioned my sinus surgery (9-9), and no "oh, get well soon little one!" yeah uh huh i know who's loved round here....

btw happy birthday tiff, canada rules!

Updated On: 10/16/04 at 01:33 AM

#40

my bad day at work

Posted: 10/16/04 at 1:36am

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU TOO FEINSTEIN!

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#41

Thank you!

Posted: 10/16/04 at 10:15am

You guys are awesome. You've really cheered me up!

BTW Feinstein - did you drop hints? I'm sorry, I'm as dense as a new york cheesecake, sweetie. Congrats and I hope you're feeling better, respectively!

#42

Thank you!

Posted: 10/16/04 at 10:21am

Feinstein-
You can't drop hints around here. You just have to flat out say it.

David walked into the valley With a stone clutched in his hand He was only a boy But he knew someone must take a stand There will always be a valley Always mountains one must scale There will always be perilous waters Which someone must sail -Into the Fire Scarlet Pimpernel

#43

Thank you!

Posted: 10/16/04 at 10:47am

Happy bday Tiff!

"It's your birthday,
So Happy Birthday.
Sin and sorrow in the air
Children dying everywhere,
But it's your birthday,
So happy birthday."

My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...

Updated On: 10/16/04 at 10:47 AM

#44

Thank you!

Posted: 10/16/04 at 9:43pm

lol you guyz is da bomb. rock on tiff!

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