Okay girls, I have a problem....
As many of you guys know I just had a very romantic weekend with my boyfriend... well I was just talking with him about the possibility of transferring to UB for school next year and he got all weird about it.... all I got out of him was a "Well, we'll see." Last week the guy was practically begging me to transfer and he took me on a tour of the campus and..... I hate men sometimes!! Seriously WTF?!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog
"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P.
"Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu"
"...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu