luscious, I hear you! And good luck to you, too...why can't we just all be asexual? Life would be so easy.
I LOVE gaps. I used to have a huge one between my two front teeth, but it went away naturally. I'm still a little disappointed. Gives you character.
why can't we just all be asexual? Life would be so easy.
Amen!
Okay, so I've always loved Harry Potter, probably more than most people, and I was REALLY obsessed for a few years in middle school... but ever since this sixth movie came out, I can't get it off my brain. I'm hoping this dies down in a few weeks, because it's hard to resist from talking about Harry Potter every four seconds...
Haha, Weez, I say go for Olivia! Twelfth Night is awesome-- I've always wanted to be in that show. But you know, you could still be a really good Viola if you wore a tight enough band; it'd just be really painful. You should see what they did to the girls who played orphans in my high school production of Annie! They took girls who looked 25 and made them look ten.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
My goodness! This thread certainly came to life quickly. I'm glad to see everyone's back after this slow weekend.
Meanwhile, I cannot move today after doing that Shred workout yesterday. I should probs do it again, but I think I might have to wait a day or two. I could barely get out of bed this morning!
luscious- In Italy I went to Rome, Florence, Perugia, Assisi, Pisa, La Spezia, The Vatican. France was Nice, Cannes, Eze, Avignon, Carcassone, Tautavel, and also a day in Monaco. In Spain I went to Barcelona, Peñíscola, Valencia, and Madrid. Whew! It was three weeks and we were in each place for 1-2 days, so we got to see a lot!
Weez- That binding sounds incredibly painful! I've always wanted to be in Annie...but now I think I'd like to be Lily St. Regis, thanks :)
I just saw Harry Potter last night. I thought it was great! I like all of them, actually. Im gonna be sad when they're finished
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Something funny slash ridiculously stupid happened at work today. I was at the front of the store when some male friends of my coworker came in. They seemed like nice and funny guys but I sooo wasn't going there for obvious reasons...they have weiners. One of the guys came up to me and read my name tag like he was a little slow and touched in the head. He was really close to my chest acting like he couldn't see my name and ran his finger across the letters as if he was reading braille. WTF? I've already told you guys about my Personal Space Rule and this MOFO was just too damn close for comfort!!! He was in close proximity to "the girls" and I wasn't having it. Then he looked at my eyes, behind my glasses, and this idiot asked me if I was Korean. Yes my eyes are somewhat almond shaped, but 100% Korean?! Come on now. So of course just to f*ck with him and because I was feeling bitchy, I said "Yes I am. I'm half Black Korean and half Black Irish. I'm from Seoul but I grew up in Funk Korea..." And I sh*t you not he said he'd heard of it. I asked him if he meant he'd heard of Seoul Korea and he said no, he's heard of Funk Korea. My god it never ceases to amaze me what men will say and lie about to get some!!! No offense to those of you who prefer men, but GAWD some of 'em just aren't ALL THERE ya know???!!!
L & JAG, sorry you two are going through the dreaded Crush Syndrome right now. Crushes suck ass until you actually "hit it" and you never have to call them again. Yikes I sound like a dude!!!!
Gaps are sexy. Just ask Lauren Hutton.
Damn I forgot about her, she is pretty foxy. Hmmm, I may have to reconsider this whole gap thing.
Tofu... that story might have just topped all of your other stories. And that is definitely saying something.
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LOL, Tofu! How do these creepers keep finding you?
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Mauri, I don't know I just looked in the mirror to see if I had "Please ogle my boobs, because I have low self esteem" tattooed on my forehead, but it wasn't there.
Ever since I was in Elementary school I've always had that uncanny, albeit amusing, ability to draw the crazies. And not the sexy "I'll have your name etched into my right ass cheek and love you forever" crazies. It's more along the lines of "I'll be outside your bushes and memorize your sleep patterns" crazies. I dunno, at least I'm never bored right?
Funk, Korea?
It's dark and rainy here today too, but I think it's supposed to be nice tomorrow.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
Tofu, it reminds me of an episode of Friends where Monica says, "Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?" Or, in your case, men and women. You should seriously turn all of these half-baked pickup attempts into some sort of blog or book or screenplay. That way you'll at least benefit from them somehow.
Holy Frick-Frack.......Tofu, you make me piss my pants laughing!!
JAG, I said the same thing to my hubby's ex-boss' wife (whew, that was a mouth full) who had her gap fixed - I told her she lost all her character. She looked so much more intriguing and interesting with her gap.
Back from college station and getting all ****-faced with my kids........I'm a BAD mother!!!!
They're at the age now where you're allowed to do that Hells....
Tofu - Holy crap that is nuts! My mom seems to attract the "I'll be outside your bushes and memorize your sleep patterns" crazies as well (while I seem to get either the charming slimeballs or the guy who can't make up his mind.... but more on that in a second). I actually bought her a tshirt once that says "I attract complete creepers!"!
So I don't remember who asked me about my guy situation, but here it goes.... I had gotten a txt from this guy and responded and then didn't hear from him again UNTIL TODAY! He sent me a message saying how sorry he was for not getting back to me and then said that we needed to hang out once things calmed down a bit. I am a mixed bag of emotions.... on one hand he is sexy as hell, I get all smiley when I hear from him, and we get along really well... on the other hand we have been flirting since we were 17 and nothing has ever come of it and I don't want to play games any more. It may seem stupid but I think I might hang out and catch up with him and if it feels right I might just plain ask him what this is, because I cannot tell after all this time and I need to know before I waste any more time on him. The theme music for this debatical is I'm Not Waiting off of Julia Murney's solo album.... seriously it's been almost 3 years and I do not want to end up waiting 5 years for him to figure this out.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
Tofu- Ahahahaha! WTF is right! I cannot believe he said he'd heard of Funk Korea...
withoutlove- Don't you hate all the texting drama? Story of my life...and I always say I'm going to talk to guys about what I think of them, but then I never do. If I did I think I would have had quite a few more boyfriends, but sometimes I look back and think, "I am SO glad I didn't do that...I wanted to date HIM?!" But I imagine if this is someone you've been flirting with for a long time, you're certain they're someone you like and not one of those random things where you don't even know why you like him, as some were discussing earlier. I say go for it!
I am the type of girl who will open up her mouth and ask if someone likes me.... I have no patience for BS, well actually one of my most successful relationships came to be because of me asking if the guy liked me, so I guess that is a good thing!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
My god it never ceases to amaze me what men will say and lie about to get some!!! No offense to those of you who prefer men, but GAWD some of 'em just aren't ALL THERE ya know???!!!
Oh I know all too well, tofu!
stunning!!
and my goodness tofu--some men will say just about anything...
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Maisie, that's gorgeous!
My BWW profile won't update >.<
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Tofu. Absolutely hilarious, as always.
Maisie, that picture is gorgeous!
Maisie that picture is adorable! (and so is he, btw!)
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