Something funny slash ridiculously stupid happened at work today. I was at the front of the store when some male friends of my coworker came in. They seemed like nice and funny guys but I sooo wasn't going there for obvious reasons...they have weiners. One of the guys came up to me and read my name tag like he was a little slow and touched in the head. He was really close to my chest acting like he
couldn't see my name and ran his finger across the letters as if he was reading braille. WTF? I've already told you guys about my Personal Space Rule and this MOFO was just too damn close for comfort!!! He was in close proximity to "the girls" and I wasn't having it. Then he looked at my eyes, behind my glasses, and this idiot asked me if I was Korean. Yes my eyes are somewhat almond shaped, but 100% Korean?! Come on now. So of course just to f*ck with him and because I was feeling bitchy, I said "Yes I am. I'm half Black Korean and half Black Irish. I'm from Seoul but I grew up in Funk Korea..." And I sh*t you not he said he'd heard of it. I asked him if he meant he'd heard of Seoul Korea and he said no, he's heard of Funk Korea. My god it never ceases to amaze me what men will say and lie about to get some!!! No offense to those of you who prefer men, but GAWD some of 'em just aren't ALL THERE ya know???!!!
L & JAG, sorry you two are going through the dreaded Crush Syndrome right now. Crushes suck ass until you actually "hit it" and you never have to call them again. Yikes I sound like a dude!!!!
Gaps are sexy. Just ask Lauren Hutton. Damn I forgot about her, she
is pretty foxy. Hmmm, I may have to reconsider this whole gap thing.
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed