Ha, when my best friend and I were on a car trip to the zoo in fourth grade, we wrote a song about a moose with a tumor. And we still sing that song all the time when we're bored. It was like,
"Once upon a time there was a moose named Fred (Moose named Fred)
Now Fred had a very large lump on his head
Fred had a lump on his head
The lump on Fred's head was named Ed
Fred's doctor told him if he still had the lump in a couple of years he'd be deeee-aaaaad
As dead as a doornail, as dead as a dead thing, as dead as a dormouse
As dead as dead can be
(Dead can't be very dead can it? Oh... yes, it can)
So Fred took a medicine that took away the lump
So Fred wasn't dead, but he no longer had Ed
Then Fred met a camel with a hump that slumped (Hump that slumped)
And his name was Forrest Gump
Good camel, nice camel, nice Forrest Gump."
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy