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Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
#1225re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:29pmI was made to wear the beaver...it was quite an experience.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#1226re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:32pmHoney, in some of these pics I have of you and Shamey, you were doing a whole lot more to some beaver than just wearin' it, darlin'.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1227re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:32pm
Sounds like I missed another great party. 
I shoulda blown off the Cry-Baby tickets!
OK, so I'm a great uncle now.
I have a GRANDNIECE.
Please tell me that I'm too young to have any relation starting with the prefix grand- that doesn't end in mother or father.
#1228re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:35pm
CALVIN!!!
*squeezes*
Long time no chat.
*pinches cheeks*
Of course you're too young to be a grand anything. 
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#1229re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:36pmYou're too young to have any relation starting with the prefix grand- that doesn't end in mother or father.
....but the world goes 'round
#1230re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:37pm
Well done. And in only 3 minutes, too. 
Of course, I'm having fun calling my mother "great grandma." Which she hates.
Now...tell me this...possibly breaking my heart...
Was there pizza dip?
Updated On: 3/24/08 at 01:37 PM
#1231re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:38pm
jaily - keep dreaming.
Cal! You were missed.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#1232re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:42pmI got a drunken text an the wee hours of Sunday morning, I should have known you kids were up no good.
....but the world goes 'round
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#1233re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:42pm
This just in: Official 2008 Ph.D. Application Results.
Rejections: 5
Wait Lists: 2 (Loyola and Fordham)
I haven't the slightest idea of what to do next.
#1234re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:44pm
Yes, Calvin, there was. I have it on good authority that it's delish even when it should be reheated. I'm taking their word for that one.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Updated On: 3/24/08 at 01:44 PM
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#1235re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:45pm
*hugs for Mauri*
Calvin, not only was there pizza dip...there was a large casserole-sized one, and then when that was gone, she whipped out ANOTHER pie pan full. Neener, neener, neenerboo.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1236re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:47pm
Augh!
I hope my intestines are cute, because that's enough to force one to commit seppuku.
#1237re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:48pm
April 3rd, Taz? Whatever for? 
Tink, I never skip. But I probably will be singing "We are finally here" when I am finally there.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1238re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:48pm
Calvin if it makes you feel any better I had no idea their was a party either, and didn't get to attend.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#1239re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:49pm
What party?
*shifty eyes*
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#1240re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:52pm
Thanks, Jaily.
I want to party, too!
#1241re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:55pmYes, there was pizza dip, but you know... there just wasn't enough food.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#1242re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:56pm
There was certainly enough alcohol.
I should never be allowed around an open bar *and* a Britney Spears-laden iPod within camerashot ever again.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1243re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:00pmHoney, you get less runway-type action at a Victoria's Secret fashion show.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#1244re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:01pm
seriously.
Not gonna lie, though, the vocals on the "Let's Hear It For The Boy" were downright fierce.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1245re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:03pm
OMG, yes Jaily's "Slave 4 U" performance.
Re: Alcohol - I think the people at the liquor store were ready to call the rehab center on the spot for us with the amount of bottles we purchased!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#1246re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:06pm
OMG... I had forgotten about Slave 4 U.
And I just recalled making fun of Marlee Matlin. I am going to hell.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#1247re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:09pmWell, you do answer to Satan, don't you?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1248re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:11pm
I just remembered feelin' up on a whole bunch of titty.
we's all gurrin' t'hell.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1249re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy
Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:14pmYou were feelin' up a lot more than titty, honey.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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