Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy — Page 50

#1226

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:29pm

I was made to wear the beaver...it was quite an experience.

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1227

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:32pm

Honey, in some of these pics I have of you and Shamey, you were doing a whole lot more to some beaver than just wearin' it, darlin'.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1228

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:32pm

Sounds like I missed another great party. I shoulda blown off the Cry-Baby tickets!

OK, so I'm a great uncle now.

I have a GRANDNIECE.

Please tell me that I'm too young to have any relation starting with the prefix grand- that doesn't end in mother or father.

#1229

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:35pm

CALVIN!!!

*squeezes*

Long time no chat.

*pinches cheeks*

Of course you're too young to be a grand anything.

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I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#1230

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:36pm

You're too young to have any relation starting with the prefix grand- that doesn't end in mother or father.

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....but the world goes 'round

#1231

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:37pm

Well done. And in only 3 minutes, too. Of course, I'm having fun calling my mother "great grandma." Which she hates.

Now...tell me this...possibly breaking my heart...

Was there pizza dip?

Updated On: 3/24/08 at 01:37 PM

#1232

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:38pm

jaily - keep dreaming.

Cal! You were missed.

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1233

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:42pm

I got a drunken text an the wee hours of Sunday morning, I should have known you kids were up no good.

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....but the world goes 'round

#1234

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:42pm

This just in: Official 2008 Ph.D. Application Results.

Rejections: 5
Wait Lists: 2 (Loyola and Fordham)

I haven't the slightest idea of what to do next.

#1235

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:44pm

Yes, Calvin, there was. I have it on good authority that it's delish even when it should be reheated. I'm taking their word for that one.

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

Updated On: 3/24/08 at 01:44 PM

#1236

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:45pm

*hugs for Mauri*

Calvin, not only was there pizza dip...there was a large casserole-sized one, and then when that was gone, she whipped out ANOTHER pie pan full. Neener, neener, neenerboo.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1237

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:47pm

Augh!

I hope my intestines are cute, because that's enough to force one to commit seppuku.

#1238

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:48pm

April 3rd, Taz? Whatever for?

Tink, I never skip. But I probably will be singing "We are finally here" when I am finally there.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1239

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:48pm

Calvin if it makes you feel any better I had no idea their was a party either, and didn't get to attend.

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I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#1240

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:49pm

What party?

*shifty eyes*

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1241

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:52pm

Thanks, Jaily.

I want to party, too!

#1242

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:55pm

Yes, there was pizza dip, but you know... there just wasn't enough food.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1243

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 1:56pm

There was certainly enough alcohol.


I should never be allowed around an open bar *and* a Britney Spears-laden iPod within camerashot ever again.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1244

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:00pm

Honey, you get less runway-type action at a Victoria's Secret fashion show.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1245

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:01pm

seriously.


Not gonna lie, though, the vocals on the "Let's Hear It For The Boy" were downright fierce.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1246

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:03pm

OMG, yes Jaily's "Slave 4 U" performance.

Re: Alcohol - I think the people at the liquor store were ready to call the rehab center on the spot for us with the amount of bottles we purchased!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1247

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:06pm

OMG... I had forgotten about Slave 4 U.

And I just recalled making fun of Marlee Matlin. I am going to hell.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1248

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:09pm

Well, you do answer to Satan, don't you?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1249

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:11pm

I just remembered feelin' up on a whole bunch of titty.

we's all gurrin' t'hell.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1250

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 3/24/08 at 2:14pm

You were feelin' up a lot more than titty, honey.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)