Night Deet! Sleep well...you know, I read somewhere you should walk in the noonday sun tomorrow to avert jet lag.
We're happy to help you, Radi honey. GH was fine, I didn't pay much attention, as usual!
Thank you Rath, trust me the paper will need it. Honestly, it's really almost done...but not as fine-tuned as I would like and if I had sat my ass down an typed all day it would have been done long before now...I'm not sure what's going on with me...maybe the whole bipolar thing contributed to it.
I haven't watched in ...oh a year at least. Sonny throwing money at Jennine just pushed me over the edge.
What sort of day job are you interviewing for?
hi avatarians! What's new and exciting??
Evidently not much, considering you posted last night, Tink, and it's now 6:00 am.
Mornin' Avatarians!
Morning D2! Welcome back to the lovely rainy weather!
Have a good day!
Morning Avatarians !!! Nice to have D2 back. Any good stories from Germany?
Thanks, Tink! Thanks, Boobs!
I actually don't mind rainy weather once in a while, and after the unrelenting sunshine in Europe, (and the near stifling heat in Germany) this is almost a relief.
I never did get in touch with German Guy, Boobs. Don't know why, just shy I guess. The best story, though, is in my signature. At the airport yesterday morning, we were sitting amongst a group of elderly Americans who had all met on an extended tour, and who were all waiting together for their various flights back to the states. For some reason they had decided to congregate at our gate. The conversations were hilarious and frightening at the same time (oh, God, our future...) but the best thing overheard is below:
D2..that is hysterical..reminds me of an email I got yesterday....
I walked into a Burger King with a Buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I
handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free".
She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
They walk among us and many work retail.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted,
"Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction
was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained
that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time, she shook her head and
said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call
from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,
"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is
that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
Pacific"
They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted
10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times
10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost
luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled
and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in
good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?
They Walk Among Us!
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While at a Pizza Hut I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared
to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He
thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. "
Yep, They Walk Among Us!
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AND........ they reproduce!
Thanks, Boobs, for a Double Dose of Chuckles today! Frightening though, isn't it, the things people say and do in all seriousness?
You're welcome my friend...and yes..sometimes you wonder how these people graduated from grammar school.
Okay, how scary is it that I had to read the pizza one twice? I'm blaming it on lack of coffee.
that reminds me of when i would order the two cheeseburger value meal at mcdonalds. i don't like cheese on my burgers so i would order that value meal but "no cheese."
do you know how many people told me that they couldn't do that since it was a cheeseburger value meal. i finally learned to order it by asking, "i'll have a two cheeseburger value meal, hold the cheese" and i never had a problem again.
although i will admit to going through the drive thru at mcdonalds and ordering my meal "to go."
sometimes "they" is us!!
You're terrible, Muriel!
So what's everyone doing for Cinco de Mayo ?
I have symphony rehearsal all day. Ooooh.
Then I'll probably drink a margarita or twelve.
I'm having a Cinco de Mayo party...well technically my cousin is having it at MY house being most of the guests will be her friends...hell she's got the Patron so who cares. I did buy little plastic cactus shot glasses...they're so cute..you know me and my shots.
I vaguely recall, yes.
Deeeeeet! Good morning, everyone!
What time should we be there?
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
I'll bring, um, stuff.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
Stuff, huh? That what you're calling it now, Jaily?
Morning all! What a dreary day! I need a nap already.... and it seems everyone in my building feels the same. We're all dragging today...
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
Same here...it's so blah. And my tummy is making funny noises
it's prolly rejecting the toast you ate since you haven't had solid food since 1976.
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