Joel Siegel drops the F bomb
Joel Siegel drops the F bomb
Borstalboy
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#0Joel Siegel drops the F bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 12:36pm
I'm sorry, but there are some people who you wish would swear MORE.
Mustachioed film critic Joel Siegel, storming out of a preview of Kevin Smith's "Clerks II": "Time to go! ... This is the first movie I've walked out of in 30 f**king years!"
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Updated On: 7/19/06 at 12:36 PM
#1gene shalit drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 12:40pm
and kevin responds on myspace
with more f-bombs
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#2gene shalit drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 12:44pm
You just gotta step back and admire a man who calls a donkey show a particular brand of whimsy.
#3gene shalit drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 12:49pmi just wonder if this is going to end up with a strung out mewes hanging upside down and banging on siegal's bedroom window wearing nothing but a hockey mask?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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#4gene shalit drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 12:51pmI'm just sad Roger Ebert wasn't at the screening-- When the donkey made it's appearance I'd expect him to blurt out "Finally a film that reflects MY lifestyle!"
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#5gene shalit drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 12:51pmI loved the reference to Fozzy Bear.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
jimnysf
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#6gene shalit drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 12:59pmMewes is over all the drugs according to last week's article in "Entertainment Weekly".
"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions"
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"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu"
from "Can't Stop The Music"
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"Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.
#7gene shalit drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 1:02pmknow any addicts, jimny? an addict is an addict. you don't get over it. you learn how to live with it, or die with it.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#8gene shalit drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 1:09pm$100.00 says siegel was drunk
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
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#9gene shalit drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 1:24pm
I was coming on to post Kevin's blog. lol I liked the movie. C'mon, it's Kevin Smith. You don't go in expecting Oscar worthy content. Gene Shalit just needs to wait to see (whispering) "Lady in the Water."
Mewes has looked great when I have seen him. He looked much healthier in person than he had looked onscreen. Maybe he will stay clean this time. Some do.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#10Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 1:31pm
JOEL SIEGEL!
"Smart! And into all those exotic mystiques -- The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques. I hear she knows more than seventy-five. Call me tomorrow if you're still alive!"
Updated On: 7/19/06 at 01:31 PM
#11Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:00pm
That blog was hysterically well-written. Snaps for Kevin Smith.
I've always thought Joel Siegel was kind of a joke.
"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
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#12Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:02pmboth joel and kevin have potty mouths.
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#13Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:03pm
I saw a great interview with Kevin Smith who said that he told Jason that if he'd go to Rehab, Kevin would lose 60 pounds. And Kevin freely admitted "Jason kicked it. I didn't. I lost like 5 pounds then bounced back."
As Kevin pointted out, you can't get off food completely. "Jason could give up drugs but I still have to eat!"
#14Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:05pm
i read that kevin told jason that if he quit drugs, he'd make clerks II but not before.
oh, and you know who paid the bulk of jason's rehab, right? one mr. ben affleck.
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Updated On: 7/19/06 at 02:05 PM
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#15Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:17pm
Eek! Kevin uses a reallllly skeevy term for Joel's pornstache.
Fun Valley of the Dolls reference:
"Sh*t, Joel, I know you like being on camera and all, but was it so difficult to not be the center of attention for 40 minutes that you just had to sparkle, Neely, sparkle-it up for your peers instead of showing them a little goddamn courtesy by leaving the theater the way most people do, either during or after the picture: quietly?"
#16Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:22pm
Kevin writes blogs most days and they are all great.
And he did lose the weight. He has lost 65 pounds. He was in a movie that was supposed to be out this summer called Catch & Release. It got pushed to January and while cute, it could use some reshoots. They can't because Kevin was at his heaviest while filming. Now he looks very different.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 7/19/06 at 02:22 PM
#17Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:23pm
^ i think that quote above also shows just how out of touch kevin is with today's moviegoing audience. since when do people not talk in theatres? since when do they arrive quietly? since when do they leave quietly?
i'd love to go to kevin's theater because mine has talkers all up in my grill.
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Updated On: 7/19/06 at 02:23 PM
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#18Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:25pm
"up in my grill?"
the smurfs have a movie theater ?
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#19Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:28pmI think maybe he was referring to people in a screening audience. I wouldn't say he is out of touch with moviegoing audiences. I am a bit of a fan, though. Not sure if anyone noticed.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#20Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:35pmi think chasingamy2, dogma2, and mallrats2 might have noticed....
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#21Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:38pmroflol
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#23Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:42pm
Darn you, RobbO, I made this handle the week I decided I was moving to Jersey. It had nothing to do with that movie! I would have picked a better one, trust me.
I want to molest my avatar.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#24Joel Siegel drops the f bomb
Posted: 7/19/06 at 2:45pmwho doesnt
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
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