Lea Michele is dating again.

[tazber]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 9:59am

And her new boy is a hooker.


What happens when a very prominent celebrity enters a new relationship and TMZ discovers that the new 'special friendly friend' is a working hooker? Perhaps Glee's Lea Michele could answer that question as that is exactly what's going on with her right now!

According to TMZ, Michele's new model/actor boyfriend of a few months, Matthew Paetz, has been peddling his wares on an escort website called Cowboys4Angels (prominently featured on Showtime's upsettingly unsexy hooker series Gigolos.) The self-described "certified life coach, dating expert and massage therapist" charges upwards of $350 for one hour of companionship, or up to $6,000 for a full weekend, which is A LOT of life coaching and dating advice and massage therapy. Anyway, Michele met Paetz on the set of her music video for "On My Way" and though TMZ reports that he'd recently squired a client to the Stagecoach festival back in April, he seems to have shuttered his escorting profile since starting his relationship with Michele. But come on, everybody, this is simply a gender-reversed Pretty Woman scenario (or, you know, maybe she's just living out that one plotline from Glee). Has Lea Michele taken him shopping on Rodeo Drive yet? Again, ask Lea Michele, I have no idea. But yes, congratulations to Matthew Paetz for proving that aspirational dating really can pay off. But most of all, congrats to Lea Michele for, uh, all those services she now has free access to. Maybe they'll mellow her out on set?

Credit where it's due though: he's smokin'.
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[Gothampc]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 10:32am

Wasn't this a plotline on Glee? Was Rachel's boyfriend a hooker or a drug dealer, I can't remember?

[tazber]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 10:54am

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 10:54am

Now you're just asking for trouble.

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 11:19am

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 11:27am

[Kad]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 12:20pm

I am glad that she has recovered from her shattered heart.

[IAMWHATIAM]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 12:31pm

C'mon. Who among us hasn't "accidentally" dated a hooker at least once in our lives?

[D2]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 12:50pm

Oh, jeez, Taz, that photo. We've seen her future, and it's Lainie Kazan. Without the weight.

Or talent.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 1:00pm

She truly has exquisite taste in men.

[Roscoe]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 2:01pm

Her new boyfriend's a hooker, her last boyfriend was a junkie. Somehow I see it as a step up.

[ClydeBarrow]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 2:30pm

More like a step to the left, no?

[tazber]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 3:03pm

Roscoe!

That is so wrong, and yet I'm laughing hysterically.

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 3:07pm

You people can laugh at her all you want, but she was smart enough to negotiate a pretty substantial discount over this guy's normal rates right upfront. She's no dummy.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 3:17pm

Deet, I was about to jump your ass about the Lainie thing, but, you are on to something...

Updated On: 6/11/14 at 03:17 PM

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 3:20pm

Still... Lea ain't never been this:

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 3:37pm

Sue Storm (or Sutton Ross, since she's worked so hard to rebrand herself here)

Why are you still trying to make that a thing? Seriously, it's creeping up to a Dollypop level of unhealthiness.

Anyway, I guess they seem...right for each other.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 3:53pm

Because of the absolute level of creepiness and insanity that that thing has stalked me with. And trust me, I know you guys can't see PM's and so much has been deleted and maybe some days it pisses me off more than others, but the level of stalker-ness that that troll has followed me around with is/was/whatever just...fvcking SCARY.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 4:28pm

But...I mean...you post about it all the time and it's even in your signature. Maybe just...let it go? I really haven't seen anyone hopping on the Sutton Ross is Suestorm bandwagon.

Not trying to tell you what to do or anything. I just get concerned when anyone starts behaving like Dollypop. It's a cry for help.

Updated On: 6/11/14 at 04:28 PM

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 4:31pm

I'm with Mister Matt. They deserve each other.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 4:47pm

Ok. Whatever.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 6:41pm

The resemblance to Lainie Kazan is uncanny!
Updated On: 6/11/14 at 06:41 PM

[trentsketch]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 8:15pm

TheMysteriousGrowl, is that her new headshot? She looks amazing in it.

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 6/11/14 at 9:26pm

Lea Michele is the definition of trash. This should surprise no one.

[Brian07663NJ]

Posted: 6/12/14 at 9:04am

I only came here to read the bitchy remarks...thanks all for not disappointing.

BTW - why does everyone even care about her? She is also a really easy target. LOL