Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas More Offended Being Accused of Being Scientologist Than Being Gay

[Craig]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:58am

Thomas Slams Reports He Seduced Cruise

Matchbox 20 frontman Rob Thomas has rubbished reports he had sex with Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise - and is even more mortified he's been labeled a fellow Scientologist. The singer is horrified by claims he was caught in bed with the War Of The Worlds star and has finally spoken out to end the rumors. But he's even more offended by reports he's joined Cruise and other followers of L. Ron Hubbard's Church Of Scientology, which has been labeled a "cult" by some critics. He says, "If I were gay, Tom wouldn't be on the top of my list...It would be Brad Pitt. I'm more offended by the rumors saying I'm Scientologist."

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:01am

Where did you get this info from, Craig?

[Forester]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:03am

"If I were gay, Tom wouldn't be on the top of my list...It would be Brad Pitt. I'm more offended by the rumors saying I'm Scientologist."

LOL. I agree with Pitt over Cruise.

[Craig]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:16am

DP - from http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2005-07-13/#2

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:17am

This might explain Pitt's sudden case of the flu.

[Craig]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 12:56pm

that's kinda funny LOL

[MagicToDo82]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 4:33pm

Ha. Rob Thomas rocks.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 4:37pm

Yep. He likes the boys, too!

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 4:42pm

Not officially he doesn't, bway. So watch your step or you'll be in court before you know it. Though I am sure you and Mr Thomas could reach an amicable, um, settlement.

[EvelynNesbit1906]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 4:58pm

I have a problem with his clothes.

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 4:59pm

What clothes? Who's looking at his clothes? He wouldn't be wearing any clothes.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:02pm

I know, right? Jeez, Evelyn, you sho is picky.

[EvelynNesbit1906]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:18pm

Right, that's my qualm. Everytime I see him, he's all covered up and afraid some tabloid's going to make a fat joke.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:21pm

Wouldn't you be though? I mean look what happened to Alicia Silverstone when she got the Batgirl role. Those tabloids are evil. And it's also a well known fact that being a repressed homo makes you fat.

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:23pm

I saw him (fairly close) in Philadelphia, and he isn't fat. Spectacular ass!

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:24pm

"And it's also a well known fact that being a repressed homo makes you fat."

LOL Is it because they spend too many hours watching Queer as Folk and eating Devil Dogs?

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:26pm

Probably. And CM2, how close were you to his spectacular ass, or can you not say because you signed a silency contract?

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:27pm

I'd rather not say. I wouldn't want anyone to think that Mr. Thomas was gay!

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:28pm

Quite. Heaven forfend. But come on, how close?

[robbiej]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:28pm

Mmmmmmmmmmm...I f*cking love Devil Dogs.

And I'm the most unrepressed homo in the five boroughs. What's my excuse for my gut???

Somebody order me stomach staples and a high colonic, STAT!

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:29pm

All you need is the Mary-Kate diet: Starbucks and colon blow.

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:31pm

Well, quite close. Right next to it. It was clothed, of course; but I can't say I noticed a single thing about his clothes.

[robbiej]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:31pm

Now by colon blow, do you mean having someone blow cocaine up your ass a la Stevie Nicks?

Cause I'm so up for that.

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:33pm

Hahahaha that's hot.

Let me ask Joan Jett and I'll get right back to you!

[robbiej]

Posted: 7/14/05 at 5:34pm

Perfect!

And bring a straw!