What is your favorite salad dressing? Your favorite condiment?
Caesar dressing definitely. And absolutely Gulden's Spicy Mustard. Yummy.
For pattifan2--
I wanted to ask if you could go back to a specific time in your childhood, what would that be and why?
Oooh, good question. I think I loved when my parents and brother and I first moved out of the trailer park that we lived in and into our first "real" house. I was about 8, I think, and we were all so excited. The first night we stayed at the house, we didn't have any furniture yet and we all slept side by side in sleeping bags in the living room and marveled at the fact that we had this great big house with a dishwasher and even space for a washer and dryer. It was such a nice feeling of us all being in something together and excited about the same thing.
Thanks, Dottie! And you know I'm always around if you need a laugh. Unless I'm working and then I have to say, "Screw off." But, you know, otherwise, bug me all you need!
SG - what a lovely memory. That will be one that you'll never forget for all the best reasons. A moment like that is like a mini adventure. Thanks for sharing it with us. Hope you love the rest of your day in the sunshine.
Anyone else notice that she would rescue the cats and not me? I see how you are. Would you at least wake me up if I were sleeping? And now, my description of SG. If that last post made you cry, you better not read this one. You're such a cheesebomb. SG is one of my all-time favorite people and a damn good writer. In fact, if I were stuck on an island with nothing to read but her stuff, I would be a happy, happy girl. Someday she's going to be studied in college courses, mark my word. Aside from that, she's also just a success at being a human being. She cares so much for people, whether she knows them or not, in a way that I don't really understand. SG is the kind of person who will cry if she reads a news story about people being hurt or ridiculed. Her little heart truly breaks at the thought of others suffering. Her capacity for love and empathy never ceases to amaze me. She is also extremely thoughtful, gracious, kind-hearted and one of the most loyal people I know. SG regularly goes out of her way to do nice things for the people she cares about. Bringing happiness to others is something she does well and often. She's also INCREDIBLY funny, as I'm sure many of you have noticed. My favorite nights are the ones where we sit around the house watching movies and pretending we're the guys on MST3K. I think I could sit here all day singing her praises and never fully do her justice. You just have to know her, I guess. All that being said, it's not just her good points, but also her little quirks that make her so lovable. For example, she's a horrible klutz. She's always falling and hurting herself. In fact, if you ever catch her without skinned knees, I'm shocked. She's got a pretty well-developed, self-deprecating sense of humor, though, and she just laughs it off. She also won't hesitate to give me a hard time when I do something klutzy, which is also quite often. She's also pretty judgmental (although her signature phrase could be, "I'm not judging or anything, but....") which comes in handy quite a bit. She will never hesitate to tell me how she feels about something whether it's an idiot man in my life or a bad outfit. While her opinion may be resented at the time it's given, it is ultimately appreciated and pretty accurate. It is one of the most highly valued opinions in my life. Once again, you kinda have to know her to get the full effect. And I consider myself very, VERY lucky that I do.
Wow! And, she's obviously not hurting in the friend/roommate department either.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
Still love you to pieces and think you're wonderful. I could have said much, much more but it was taking forever and I didn't want to write so much that people wouldn't read it. They need to know, damnit!!!
sg, thank you for the generous and gratuitous naked commentary.
if you could have only one sex toy for the rest of your life (assuming that this one toy would last) what would it be and why?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Since I'm feeling particularly bitchy, my dear SG, here's a little hypothetical for you: Sir Tony Hopkins, Paul Newman, Kenneth Branagh, Jeremy Irons and Malkovich have all asked you to become their mistress. You can only pick one. Which do you pick and why?
"Sir Tony Hopkins, Paul Newman, Kenneth Branagh, Jeremy Irons and Malkovich have all asked you to become their mistress. You can only pick one. Which do you pick and why?"
Well, I wouldn't want to upset the preciousness of Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward's lovely marriage nor would I would I want to do the same with Jeremy Irons and Sinead Cusack. And Malkovich is out of the running because, while I think he's hot, I totally get a gayish vibe.
That leaves me with Branagh or Sir Tony. I think I'd have to go with Ken because he's closer to my age and because I'd get to, hopefully, spend more time with him because Sir Tony is getting up there in years. Does that sound really cold-hearted?
You are cold-hearted. *insert big goofy grin* Run with it.
Say your whore roommate wants you to get the hell out of Dodge for a few hours so she can do naughty things with her geeky man. How do you spend the time?