"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
What's something that we would be surprised to learn about you? I was born in Johannesburg, South Africa and Lived there until I was about 5
If your house were on fire, what material possessions would you grab on the way out? My mother's jewlery box
If we asked an important person in your life to describe you, what would he or she say? How accurate would it be? um, that I am shy until you get to know me, because then you can't get me to shut up. it would be pretty accurate
What would be your perfect day? spending the day with my fiance on the beach just enjoying the view and the surf
1. Would you rather be a nun or a prostitute? prostitute.
2. In your house, what is the most 'sexual' thing you have? My fiance
3. Have you ever used an eraser for anything except erase? no.
4. What is the weirdest thing you learned in health class I probably blocked it out of my mind
5. Would you rather swim in the ocean with your best guy friend or your best girl friend? hmm...depends on my mood i suppose
6. If your significant other jumped off a cruise ship- would you jump too? well, I can't swim...but I would try.
7. If your doorbell rang and you opened up to see a zebra, what would be the first thing you do- (except close the door) Im not sure... I would probably just stare...
8. If you had to pick, would you rather smell gasoline or flatulence? gasoline...
9.Do you enjoy popping bubble wrap? yes, yes i do
10. If you were able to kill either Saddam Huessein or Osama Bin Laden- who would you choose? Bin Laden...seeing as how Huessein is already dead...
"And so as the woman is taking the wand outlining my body my crotch set off the alarm..." ~Ann Richards R.I.P
I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'-Geena Davis
- If they made a movie about your life, what would it be called?
- Describe your favorite childhood memory.
... lastly...
- If you had a son, would you name him Marvin?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
- Have you ever been arrested? no, well...not in the technical sense anyway *nudge nudge*
- Do you prefer fiction or non-fiction? depends on my mood
- Who is your favorite author? Langston Hughes
- What is your most embarrassing moment? I ran into a glasswall once at a mall
- If they made a movie about your life, what would it be called? Lease the musical
- Describe your favorite childhood memory. When I was very small still living in South Africa, I remember my mother took off a whole day from work just to be with me. we did like the most random things and played in the backyard and stuff. Simple, yet lasting
... lastly...
- If you had a son, would you name him Marvin? only if his last name could be martian
"And so as the woman is taking the wand outlining my body my crotch set off the alarm..." ~Ann Richards R.I.P
I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'-Geena Davis
"And so as the woman is taking the wand outlining my body my crotch set off the alarm..." ~Ann Richards R.I.P
I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'-Geena Davis
"And so as the woman is taking the wand outlining my body my crotch set off the alarm..." ~Ann Richards R.I.P
I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'-Geena Davis
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
If you were recuperating in a hospital and couldn’t have a private room, who would you want in the bed next to you, excluding relatives?
What has given you the most pleasure in the last year?
What's something that we would be surprised to learn about you?
If your house were on fire, what material possessions would you grab on the way out?
If we asked an important person in your life to describe you, what would he or she say? How accurate would it be?
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one".
-Felicia Finley-
If you were recuperating in a hospital and couldn’t have a private room, who would you want in the bed next to you, excluding relatives?
--A Corbin Fisher Model. Sans the medical apron/robe/thing.
What has given you the most pleasure in the last year?
--How many people love my writing! (myspace.com/falsetto1900)
What's something that we would be surprised to learn about you?
--I am lonely and despise my single life
If your house were on fire, what material possessions would you grab on the way out?
My MacBook Pro, my Violin, and we are assuming already that I am wearing all my trendy jeans and ralph lauren polos and that my cell phone is in my pocket, so I don't have to worry about those, right?!
If we asked an important person in your life to describe you, what would he or she say? How accurate would it be?
--If there is one question i could skip this would be it.
What would be your perfect day?
--Last Wednesday. Curtains and Grey Gardens in one day.
--Ragtime --A Man Of No Importance --Parade --Assassins --Miss Saigon
5 shows I hate --Rent --BKLYN --This one play of the Christmas story where everything rhymed, but no one sang, and the lead male had a horrible lisp. --Jekyll & Hyde --Wicked
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
Your humor is often appreciated when things get taken way too seriously.
What show in the upcoming Broadway season are you most looking forward to?
Tonya Pinkins: Then we had a "Lot's Wife" last June that was my personal favorite. I'm still trying to get them to let me sing it at some performance where we get to sing an excerpt that's gone.
Tony Kushner: You can sing it at my funeral.
Congrats on the day, however the question yet to be asked is if your middle name is really Lily or not?
--No, it is Thomas. And my surname is not actually Rosenbloom. That signature is a tribute to a huge and fabulous camp flop that had Ellen Green in the cast. It is so unknown it is not even on ibdb.com as of the last time I checked. The real title is "The Name Is Rachel Lily Rosenbloom And Don't You Forget It!"
Who deserved the Tony: Marissa or Bernadette? Wicked or Avenue Q?
Coke or Pepsi?
Chocolate or Vanilla?
Boxers or Briefs?
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.