Message Board Celebrity Of The Day 11/16/07 - Jilani- Page 57
Message Board Celebrity Of The Day 11/16/07 - Jilani
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1400
Posted: 11/16/07 at 10:51amPhyll, it's time to pick the weekend celeb.
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1401
Posted: 11/16/07 at 10:59am
I second AngryDeer! Is 11 the cutoff when we get to pick three nominations? Then I say:
AngryDeer
QueerDeer
Yes,Dear
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1402
Posted: 11/16/07 at 11:00am
Who will be the lucky girl--and I don't use that word misogynistically!
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1403
Posted: 11/16/07 at 11:03amI'm elimintating Yes,Dear! Better luck next time!
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1404
Posted: 11/16/07 at 11:04amOkay, I thought about this for a little while. And I'd write a fancy intro, but I'm getting slammed today, so without further adieu, I name Jilani as my successor. Congratulations!
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1405
Posted: 11/16/07 at 11:07am
Just as good! Congrats, Jilani!
No questions yet, but I plan to use this weekend as a chance to get all the pro bono advice I can get. 
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1406
Posted: 11/16/07 at 11:10am
Congrats, Jiliani!
If you could take on any role in a current Broadway show, what would it be and why?
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1407
Posted: 11/16/07 at 11:12amAre you a lawyer or do you just play one on TV?
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1408
Posted: 11/16/07 at 11:39am
So I guess the popular vote doesn't count around here.
Congratulations Juliani.
RobbieJ
"This is almost as good as the deer thread.
BillyGoatGirl300
"Ugly people shouldn't mate"
AngryDeer
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1409
Posted: 11/16/07 at 11:49amOh, pipe down, Venison. Two votes is not a majority.
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1410
Posted: 11/16/07 at 11:52am
YAY Jilani!!
What character from a play (straight or musical) do you most identify with? Why?
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1411
Posted: 11/16/07 at 12:04pm
Pipe down?!
I'm in mourning and hung over!
I will NOT pipe down.
Besides, I still got two more nominations than Juliani.
RobbieJ
"This is almost as good as the deer thread.
BillyGoatGirl300
"Ugly people shouldn't mate"
AngryDeer
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1412
Posted: 11/16/07 at 12:08pm
Did I do something wrong in my appointment? Last time I was CotD you just picked the next one.
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1413
Posted: 11/16/07 at 12:14pm
You were fashionably late, but you got your pick in before Buck got 3 votes.
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1414
Posted: 11/16/07 at 12:17pm
Oh, okay. Well, mea culpa, AngryDeer!
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1415
Posted: 11/16/07 at 12:19pmWhat's up with Vindictive Venison? Sore loser?
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1415
Posted: 11/16/07 at 12:19pm
shameless is correct.
She eliminated Yes,Dear, but no one ever eliminated QueerDeer before you posted, so that nullified my nominations. Both harris' and PJ's nominations are invalid because they did not follow proper nominating procedure per the first page instructions, those wicked little rebels.
No worries, AngryDeer. Your day will come!
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1417
Posted: 11/16/07 at 12:24pmI'm not a rebel, I'm a WHORE!
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1418
Posted: 11/16/07 at 12:26pm
Remember when Jose would start sad little threads that no one responded to about how the CoTD system wasn't fair?
As BWW's resident legal mastermind, Jilani, what legal steps could one take to become a permamant CotD?
And what does your screen name mean?
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1419
Posted: 11/16/07 at 12:37pm
"What's up with Vindictive Venison?"
I'm in mourning since my wife was mowed down by one of the posters on this board.
And his 'girlfriend' just said nasty and hateful things about my wife, calling her 'some stupid animal'.
So, I'm not vindictive (although, I do think I can use that on my friends in the forest), I'm just trying to cope with the loss of my wife.
RobbieJ
"This is almost as good as the deer thread.
BillyGoatGirl300
"Ugly people shouldn't mate"
AngryDeer
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1420
Posted: 11/16/07 at 12:42pm
OK, so now I'm uncertain as to whether my nomination is valid, but I'm going to risk additional cervine wrath and proceed on the assumption that it is. Thanks, Phyllis, for the honor!
And before I go further, the name is Jilani - not to be confused with a certain former New York mayor, and also note there are only two "i"s in the name, not three. :)
Taking questions so far in order:
Mauriposa, I would love to be able to sing, make people laugh, and operate puppets all at the same time, so my vote would be the role of Princeton/Rod in Avenue Q.
PJ, I am indeed a lawyer, for better or worse.
Tazber, I've never thought about that question before. I must admit that my knowledge of theatrical characters is far from encyclopedic, so I'm having trouble coming up with an original answer. Let me think about it some more!
Oh, and as an aside, Calvin - free legal advice is often worth exactly what you pay for it. :)
Phyllis, you're asking me to give legal advice on how to concentrate too much power in one individual, but still have it be legal? If I knew that, I'd probably work for the current administration.
My screen name is actually just my middle name.
Updated On: 11/16/07 at 12:42 PM
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1421
Posted: 11/16/07 at 12:55pm
I'm typing with hoofs here, and besides, JULIANI was a joke.
Here's some questions:
Does a deer sh!t in the woods?
If you were a deer, what part would you want on Broadway?
Do you swerve to hit or to avoid animals while driving?
Have you ever eaten venison?
RobbieJ
"This is almost as good as the deer thread.
BillyGoatGirl300
"Ugly people shouldn't mate"
AngryDeer
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1422
Posted: 11/16/07 at 1:03pmYour one-note schtick wears thin rather quickly, doesn't it?
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1423
Posted: 11/16/07 at 1:06pm
You seem to be the only one who thinks that PJ.
Where were you for the fun yesterday?
RobbieJ
"This is almost as good as the deer thread.
BillyGoatGirl300
"Ugly people shouldn't mate"
AngryDeer
message board celebrity of the day 11/15/07 - Phyllis Rogers Stone#1424
Posted: 11/16/07 at 1:07pm
I'm typing with hoofs here, and besides, JULIANI was a joke.
I know you were joking, but I just wasn't thrilled about being associated with him . . .
Does a deer sh!t in the woods?
I think you are better positioned to answer that question than I am.
If you were a deer, what part would you want on Broadway?
I'm sure there is a good pun to be made here somewhere, involving substituting a deer related word like "buck" or "doe" into a character's name, but I don't have the skill or knowledge to come up with one on the fly!
Do you swerve to hit or to avoid animals while driving?
I am happy to say I don't own a car, and on the infrequent occasions when I have driven, I've never encountered an animal in the road. I would hope I would swerve to avoid one.
Have you ever eaten venison?
I haven't, but I'm not a vegetarian either.
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