#51
Posted: 1/27/15 at 4:11pm
Oscar winner Dianne Weist can't pay rent and is broke. — Page 3
#52
Posted: 1/27/15 at 4:50pm
I hope she doesn't resort to stealing bread. We could have a fundraiser for her to get her bread if she's hungry and call it Yeast For Weist.
#53
Posted: 1/28/15 at 9:42am
If Florida Evans were still alive, she would have organized a rent party for Dianne. Florida may have smashed a punch bowl on the floor and cursed a few times or served meatloaf made with dog food, but Dianne would have had her rent paid.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#54
Posted: 1/28/15 at 9:32pm
She needs to practice the Rinna-method and strap on that Depends with pride.
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#55
Posted: 1/28/15 at 10:00pm
Yeast for Weist!
I hope all this wasn't hurtful for Tonya, who has had more than her share of bad luck.
I hope all this wasn't hurtful for Tonya, who has had more than her share of bad luck.
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#56
Posted: 1/28/15 at 11:29pm
Dianne Weist for Fleischmann's Yeast.
#57
Posted: 1/28/15 at 11:29pm
Dianne Weist for Fleischmann's Yeast.
#58
Posted: 1/28/15 at 11:57pm
Or maybe she could star with Emma Watson in "Beauty and the Weist".
#59
Posted: 1/29/15 at 12:01am
She could auction off dates for a reality series called "How the Weist was Won."
I'm not as good at this as Jordan.
I'm not as good at this as Jordan.
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#60
Posted: 1/29/15 at 12:02am
She could auction off dinners with fans called "Feast With Weist".
#61
Posted: 1/29/15 at 12:20am
She could star in a Hitchcock remake: North by Northweist.
Or queer up a retelling of Grease as Kenickie and give us some Weist Lightning...
Or queer up a retelling of Grease as Kenickie and give us some Weist Lightning...
#62
Posted: 1/29/15 at 12:25am
"...that deep, rich FLAVUH! If you're a coffee LUVUH, you'll love deep, rich High Point!" She knew it was kitschy, but made it somehow classy.
Haha, awesome.
Haha, awesome.
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#63
Posted: 1/29/15 at 12:28am
If she hears about this and doesn't find it funny, she might send us a weist & desist.
#64
Posted: 1/29/15 at 12:31am
You guys are making me LOL to say the weist.
Dammit, I can't get this right.
Dammit, I can't get this right.
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#65
Posted: 1/29/15 at 12:34am
She could star as a washed-up former professional baseball player in Weistbound and Down.
#66
Posted: 1/29/15 at 12:44am
Weist of Eden
The Witches of Weistwick
Weists of the Southern Wild
Weister Parade
Born In Weist L.A.
Sexy Weist
The Witches of Weistwick
Weists of the Southern Wild
Weister Parade
Born In Weist L.A.
Sexy Weist
#67
Posted: 1/29/15 at 12:58am
They should hold a benefit concert, and get some of today's top performers to raise rent money for her.
Bette Midler can sing "Weist of Burden"
Billy Joel can sing "Weist Didn't Start The Fire"
The Hooters can do "And Weist Danced"
Rihanna can do "Weist Found Love"
Miley Cyrus does "Weist Can't Stop"
Don Henley can sing "Building the Perfect Weist."
Bob Dylan can lead everyone in the big finale number "I Shall Be Re-Weist"
Bette Midler can sing "Weist of Burden"
Billy Joel can sing "Weist Didn't Start The Fire"
The Hooters can do "And Weist Danced"
Rihanna can do "Weist Found Love"
Miley Cyrus does "Weist Can't Stop"
Don Henley can sing "Building the Perfect Weist."
Bob Dylan can lead everyone in the big finale number "I Shall Be Re-Weist"
Updated On: 1/29/15 at 12:58 AM
#68
Posted: 1/29/15 at 1:25am
"Go Weist" by the Village People, yeah?
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#70
Posted: 1/29/15 at 10:00am
"She knew it was kitschy, but made it somehow classy."
It's hilarious, isn't it? The fact that she's being driven to the theater and on the way she needs a snack of coffee and cakes. Did you see the cake tray? It has like three cakes on it. Does she eat that much during the 30 block ride between the Dakota and the Theater District? I know a girl's gotta eat, but dang!!! No wonder her singing was wobbly. Her acid reflux must have been a killer.
It's hilarious, isn't it? The fact that she's being driven to the theater and on the way she needs a snack of coffee and cakes. Did you see the cake tray? It has like three cakes on it. Does she eat that much during the 30 block ride between the Dakota and the Theater District? I know a girl's gotta eat, but dang!!! No wonder her singing was wobbly. Her acid reflux must have been a killer.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#71
Posted: 2/19/15 at 1:21am
#72
Posted: 2/19/15 at 6:34am
I think she shares more than a passing resemblance to Renee Zellweger in the photograph accompanying the piece in the original post ...
The great thing with human brains is they're fanless, nice and quiet although I'm sure mine whistles a bit sometimes.
Updated On: 2/19/15 at 06:34 AM
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