Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
I hope she doesn't resort to stealing bread. We could have a fundraiser for her to get her bread if she's hungry and call it Yeast For Weist.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
If Florida Evans were still alive, she would have organized a rent party for Dianne. Florida may have smashed a punch bowl on the floor and cursed a few times or served meatloaf made with dog food, but Dianne would have had her rent paid.
She needs to practice the Rinna-method and strap on that Depends with pride.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Yeast for Weist!
I hope all this wasn't hurtful for Tonya, who has had more than her share of bad luck.
Dianne Weist for Fleischmann's Yeast.
Dianne Weist for Fleischmann's Yeast.
Or maybe she could star with Emma Watson in "Beauty and the Weist".
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
She could auction off dates for a reality series called "How the Weist was Won."
I'm not as good at this as Jordan.
She could auction off dinners with fans called "Feast With Weist".
She could star in a Hitchcock remake: North by Northweist.
Or queer up a retelling of Grease as Kenickie and give us some Weist Lightning...
Broadway Star Joined: 12/7/05
"...that deep, rich FLAVUH! If you're a coffee LUVUH, you'll love deep, rich High Point!" She knew it was kitschy, but made it somehow classy.
Haha, awesome.
If she hears about this and doesn't find it funny, she might send us a weist & desist.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
You guys are making me LOL to say the weist.
Dammit, I can't get this right.
She could star as a washed-up former professional baseball player in Weistbound and Down.
Weist of Eden
The Witches of Weistwick
Weists of the Southern Wild
Weister Parade
Born In Weist L.A.
Sexy Weist
They should hold a benefit concert, and get some of today's top performers to raise rent money for her.
Bette Midler can sing "Weist of Burden"
Billy Joel can sing "Weist Didn't Start The Fire"
The Hooters can do "And Weist Danced"
Rihanna can do "Weist Found Love"
Miley Cyrus does "Weist Can't Stop"
Don Henley can sing "Building the Perfect Weist."
Bob Dylan can lead everyone in the big finale number "I Shall Be Re-Weist"
Updated On: 1/29/15 at 12:58 AM
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
"Go Weist" by the Village People, yeah?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
"She knew it was kitschy, but made it somehow classy."
It's hilarious, isn't it? The fact that she's being driven to the theater and on the way she needs a snack of coffee and cakes. Did you see the cake tray? It has like three cakes on it. Does she eat that much during the 30 block ride between the Dakota and the Theater District? I know a girl's gotta eat, but dang!!! No wonder her singing was wobbly. Her acid reflux must have been a killer.
I think she shares more than a passing resemblance to Renee Zellweger in the photograph accompanying the piece in the original post ...
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