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#26

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 11:33am

In her version, Zuzu's hydrangea petals would prompt her to punch the male version of Donna Reed in the face, not sing Hark the Herald Angels Sing.

#27

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 11:51am

Jane, do you know if Madonna ever worked as a waiter? I know in her mythology, she lived on bags of cheesy popcorn and took dance classes before she made it, but did she ever hold such a job? I would assume that she never did... because who could make their living on tips and then not leave them? 34 years ago I worked as a bellboy and have been an overly-generous tipper ever since.

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#28

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 12:01pm

What a bitch! I haven't liked her since the 80's.

KFTC!!!!!

#29

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 12:09pm

She hasn't lived in the real world for thirty years, so perhaps she has forgotten how it works. Doesn't mean she's an inherently bad person, just that her brain synapses have been affected by years of sycophancy.

I still like her (as a professional), anyway.

Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$

#30

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 12:12pm

In defense of Martin Donovan, I don't know if it's feeling vulnerable so much as a need to be able to concentrate. I find film sets to be very, very distracting, and the level of concentration it takes to deliver a strong performance it immense. It's why I'll never dog a good film actor (Julia Roberts), even if they don't work well on stage. They are real actors, with a skill set that is far different than what's required of stage actors.

And if ANYONE asked me to stand with my face against a wall without putting it in me, I'd be all kinds of ragey.

#31

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 12:54pm

LOL. That could be BWW's Quote of the Year.

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#32

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 1:10pm

And if ANYONE asked me to stand with my face against a wall without putting it in me, I'd be all kinds of ragey.

I'm going to tuck that nittle nugget of information away just in case.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#33

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 1:38pm

"She hasn't lived in the real world for thirty years, so perhaps she has forgotten how it works. Doesn't mean she's an inherently bad person, just that her brain synapses have been affected by years of sycophancy."

I agree with this. Which is why I find it so frustrating. It's such a disconnect from any kind of recognizable humanity. Of course, I'm speaking of the public persona of the ex-Mrs. Richie. I have no idea what the inner workings of her are. My guess are titanium spings and a few rusty cogs.

And Matt, I do like to put that out in the universe. The closets I've come to sleeping with a star is hooking up with a bit player from the last season of and 80's sitcom. I need to up the ante.

#34

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 1:48pm

You do mean "closest," don't you Robbie?

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#35

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 1:50pm

Yes! Yes, I do. It would have been a really good Freudian slip if my former lover (I'm being very Coward today) was actually in the closet.

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#36

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 1:51pm

Coward as in the lion?

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#37

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 1:53pm

Or Noel?

#38

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 1:56pm

Noel...but really more Gertrude Lawrence.

This hoop skirt is F*CKing killing me, though.

#39

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 1:57pm

You slept with Geri Jewell?

#40

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 2:11pm

I slept with Geri Jewell after she starred in WICKED last year.

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

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#41

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 2:17pm

I did NOT sleep with Geri Jewell.

But we did have this one coke bender with the Landers sisters that would be memorable if I could remember it.

#42

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 2:18pm

I was going to guess Jon Lovitz! But that was 90s.

#43

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 2:25pm

LOVITZ???

You're all bitches and whores.

#44

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 2:29pm

Are you saying that because we're successful or because we have no tact and will screw anything for money?

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#45

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 2:35pm

I say that because you all smell like dogs that have been f*cked by Charlie Sheen.

#46

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 2:38pm

Don't you be dissin' Rob Lowe.

#47

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 2:47pm

OK then, was it Leo? He did the last season of Growing Pains, after all.

#48

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 2:59pm

George Clooney did the last season of THE FACTS OF LIFE...

#49

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 3:11pm

Or who was that bald guy who had the restaurant above Cheers?

#50

Perhaps the volunteers were hyrdrangeas in disguise

Posted: 9/14/11 at 3:14pm

Don't forget Robert Romanus as Snake! Who had him first? RobbieJ or Mindy Cohn?

I say that because you all smell like dogs that have been f*cked by Charlie Sheen.

L'homme by Yves Saint Lauren needs to use that in the ad campaigns.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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