RHoNY premiere- so Alex is a model now?- Page 5

[misschung]

Posted: 5/21/11 at 10:18am

Am I the only one who can't ever picture Kelly being married? She has absolutely no communication skills and it seems like she can never maintain an intimate relationship, even with her girlfriends. She's just so superficial to me.

lol, my friend just said that she watched Alex's modeling episode with her parents and her father said "she is not at all attractive. She looks like Frankenstein!"

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 5/21/11 at 2:08pm

misschung, you are correct-Kelly will never be married. She can't communicate and when you want to talk to her she checks out. She owns none of her idiosyncrasies and no one will tolerate that.

Im actually surprised Ramona is able to stay married-she is impossible to talk to. Did you see when "the new one" (forgot her name) tried to tell Ramona how she felt. It was like talking to a ham.

Jill and Alex are actually quite articulate and communicative.

I think Alex would do ok modeling avant-garde things but not fashion.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 5/21/11 at 4:17pm

I think Alex looked better in her modeling shots than she normally does.

[misschung]

Posted: 5/22/11 at 9:41am

Well, Kelly WAS married, which I find totally nutso. Although this season has been a bit kinder to her, I still think she's psychotic.

Ramona is wacky too but I do see a side to her that's assertive yet kind, especially with her daughter. She's a lot like Vicki from OC in that respect.

Alex totally freaked me out in her Black Swan photo shoot - she looked like a serial killer from Black Dahlia.

Jill is articulate, if only she would use her powers for good instead of evil.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 5/26/11 at 11:08pm

OMG!!! Could these women be more grotesque and offensive? They are sickening. It's like SATC 2 live.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 5/27/11 at 8:11am

I know Betty! I fell asleep halfway through so I'll have to finish watching it later today, but OMG.

[misschung]

Posted: 5/27/11 at 12:07pm

I only watched a few minutes, but I have it recorded as well. After working a 10 hour day in the real world, it's just hard for me to watch these entitled women make a mockery of America around the world.

I foresee a Ramona meltdown of Kelly proportion.

[muscle23ftl]

Posted: 5/27/11 at 12:13pm

This episode was reality trash tv heaven! I really enjoyed it.

By the way, Kelly was totally right with what she said about Sonja's home. The thing is that it's inappropriate for her to talk, since she also has money because of her ex husband.

[broadwayjim42]

Posted: 5/27/11 at 1:21pm

I felt horrible for Alex being stuck with Ramona and Sonja for so long.

As for those two, I paraphrase "The Little Rascals" (1994 movie version)...."Dear Ramona and Sonya...I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes. Love, Jim."

[muscle23ftl]

Posted: 5/27/11 at 2:24pm

I love the Countess, I disagree with her at times, but she cracks me up:

"Ramona doesn't get it, yes, Morrocco is a westernized country, but it's still conservative, darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrling, it's not "girls gone wild"

[muscle23ftl]

Posted: 5/27/11 at 3:22pm

I must say, that as bad as this crappy Bravo reality TV is, I thought the sound, the music and the way they created this episode and this trip was fantastic.

The part with the snakes was too funny, Sonja actually made me laugh when she said that the snake had semen from the wrong end(which was really venom), and Jill surprised me when she grabbed the snake and chased Ramona with it. It was cute and funny, and the music and dancing was great. It was like Sex and the City 2 meets Bombay Dreams meets Sarah Brightman's Harem Fantasy DVD(I know that Morrocco is not India by the way, but it's a similar style of dancing)

[Mildred Plotka]

Posted: 5/27/11 at 10:47pm

Did I just watch grown women argue about coat hangers for half an episode? They all make my skin crawl, at this point.

And that Kelly needs to get some serious psychological help.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 5/27/11 at 11:49pm

I dunno. Kelly seem on shakily even ground lately. Especially when compared to Ramona. I bet there are at least 5 clinical diagnoses one could slap on her mental issues. And Sonja just disgusts me beyond belief.

[muscle23ftl]

Posted: 5/28/11 at 3:13am

i found this episode such fun! Ramona was hilarious with her requests and asking the staff to unpack her own belongings.
And the end with the psychic telling them all these stuff, and then the mystery at the end.
I laughed my *** off.
The best episode yet.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 5/28/11 at 8:49am

Who took my hangers?

[misschung]

Posted: 5/28/11 at 8:06pm

Cindy is Mr. Ed

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 5/29/11 at 12:16am

I think Cindy is her brother in drag.

I loved that Ramona was pulling out jewelry trees and ring trees out of her freaking luggage. It was like she packed a department store.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 5/29/11 at 9:50am

And the look of disgust on the maid's face was priceless!

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 5/29/11 at 11:01am

The maid's face priceless, like "oh please you stupid white bitches." lol I mean, Ramona and Sonja holding up hot pants and dancing around. Morons.

It really angered me at the classist and culturally insensitive comments heard from Ramona and Sonja while driving to the house. At least Alex is culturally competent and respects diversity.

This one instance where "The Countess" doesn't annoy because she is actually right. She knows respecting a culture and diplomacy.

Sonja is a low rent gutter whore.

[muscle23ftl]

Posted: 5/29/11 at 1:39pm

It's definitely my guilty pleasure...this trip is turning out to be much more fun than I anticipated.
The location is gorgeous. I loved the snake party.

Ramona is a mess, but she had me laughing most of the show, she wants her pinot grigio at all times. Haha.

[east side story]

Posted: 5/29/11 at 2:59pm

I used to adore this show, but after Bethenny Frankel got her successful spin off, I soon realized she was what I liked about it. The remaining "ladies" are absolutely disgusting and behave like low class morons.

And Sonja is the phoniest of them all. Declaring bankruptcy, and then still talking about wanting/demanding only the finest things life has to offer makes you look ridiculous. And no one has to wonder why you went broke. She would sell that townhouse and pay her debts if she had half of a brain.

[muscle23ftl]

Posted: 5/29/11 at 3:41pm

There is a misconception about celebrities going bankrupt and your next door neighbor being bankrupt. Sonja owned something like 19 million dollars, or something like that I heard.

But if Teresa Guidice is bankrupt it doesn't mean people need to "support" her and buy her crappy book, she is still a wealthy lady that owns a house we could barely dream of in NJ.
The same goes for people like Toni Braxton, she is still a rich lady, they just weren't too smart with their spending, but it doesn't mean they are necessarily poor or need support. They just made bad financial choices and no one should feel sorry for them. If it's your neighbor going bankrupt because they had medical bills, that's a different story.

With that said, Sonja is probably going through a divorce battle handled by lawyers about her townhouse on the Upper East Side, I am sure it's not as easy as selling her house and pay off her debt. But then again, I agree with you that she should do it, we just don't really know what's going on exactly.

And she is an idiot anyways, she's gross.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 5/29/11 at 7:57pm

Know what other show is fun in the same sort of way? Mob Wives on VH1. New episode starting now. (Yes, I'm having an exciting holiday weekend...)

[StockardFan]

Posted: 5/29/11 at 9:46pm

I love Mob Wives, in a crazy trashy way!

[misschung]

Posted: 5/30/11 at 12:05pm

Sonja's fixation with her "help" is a little creepy. What exactly does she need 40 assistants for? Not to mention that young guy she's obsessed with.

Did you see that weird costume party that she threw? I actually agreed with Jill that if she's going to throw a party, she should do it right. That party looked like something Kelly had put together.

I was surprised by Cindy's daughter's father and her current boyfriend, or whoever he is. That whole arrangement is creepy to me. That woman doesn't have a maternal bone in her horse body.