Boobs, your story reminds me of my Bar Mitzvah...
I always thought I had very bad handwriting, so I TYPED the Thank You Notes for all my gifts!!!
Needles to say, my parents were HIGHLY UNIMPRESSED and made me hand-write each and every one...
Quite frankly, I think that was the beginning of my Carpal Tunnel Syndrome!
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."