Say "Hello" to my Evil Twin!- Page 2
Say "Hello" to my Evil Twin!
#25Gocha beat... I've got 3!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:20pm
Eddie/Edie... I've had 3 personas for years. Most of my friends and colleagues have met them at various times.
Pati- the "professional", always politically correct and takes care of everything and everyone in propper fashion, as best a possible.
PENNY!@#$- my evil counterpart, who takes care of all the dirty business I need to do including rotating heads and spewing green. I hold no responsibility for her!
..and ~JENNY~ the "tipsy gypsy"- whom only my close friends know. The one who always conveniently has lasps of memory ,,,but always come up smiling and never tells.
It's get's kinda scary when they all get phone calls and e-mails.
www.pbentertainmentinc.com
BWW regional writer "Philadelphia/South Jersey"
Updated On: 8/2/04 at 12:20 PM
#26Gocha beat... I've got 3!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:23pmPaula is ever so tired of shelling out $75 bucks for a pedicure every time she flies and has to remove her shoes at the security station.
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#28Gocha beat... I've got 3!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:31pm
Theatre related:
Ashley Judd on stage. ever.
The fact that Marion Seldes isn't the toast of Broadway and Melanie Griffith is.
Yentas with hearing difficulties (WHAT DID SHE SAY???!!!!)
Sondheim detractors (Thanks, Sam)--I'm married to one, and it kills me.
Non-theatre
I'm too upset. More later.....
"They have never understood, and no reason that they should.
But if anybody could . . . " --SS
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#29Gocha beat... I've got 3!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:38pm
Roberta hates:
The raising of chorus boy/girl to the level of sainthood. Once upon a time, members of the chorus simply took pride in their function in a show.
The lack of true acting skills in many Broadway musicals.
The lack of creativity in the casting of Broadway shows.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#30The Devil is in the Details
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:42pmcertain BWW posters who leave after running out of inane and controversy for controversy's sake things to post, then continue to lurk in a desperate bid for people to ask "what ever happened to them?"...bleech!
#31The Devil is in the Details
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:49pm
Kristofer Beaten hates
- people who chew gum (or anything) for that matter, loudly. Especially in a theatre.
- people who don't turn their cellphone to silent, or off at concerts, speeches, and theatrical productions
- people who take public displays of affection too far (i.e. making out and groping at the subway station)
- people who claim to know everything about a topic, and clearly have no clue. (i.e. "How big is your laptop's hard drive?" "60 gig" "oh, that's nice... mine is 1000 gig.")
- people who hold pretentions about something because they think it's fashionable... (i.e. "I don't drink any wine with a residual sugar over 0. Sweet wine makes me ill. Blech.")
...perhaps more to come.
Hamlet's father.
#32the devil is in the details
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:51pm
hah! i'll never run out of inane and controversy for controversy's sake things to post!
papaslivelimbo's pet peaves:
oh wait, i think i just did this recently...nevermind.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Updated On: 8/2/04 at 12:51 PM
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#33The Devil is in the Details
Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:53pm
mimes
anybody who sings "A Kid Inside" at an cabaret open mike night, ie; The Duplex or Cast Party, please, no more...
#34The Devil is in the Details
Posted: 8/2/04 at 1:00pm
Shop girls with 'tude
The person who gave me this cold
Movies/Musicals based on comic books
$14 Martini's
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#35My Bleetin' Heart!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 1:14pm
Solo CD's from people who SHOULDN'T have a solo CD..
Do we really need another version of "Storybook"?
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#36My Bleetin' Heart!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 1:17pm
People who think they're interesting enough to fill 45-minutes in a cabaret room.
Very few people are that interesting.
robbie, who'll be playing the Duplex this fall.
OH WAIT! Sh*t...this is Roberta talking.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#37My Bleetin' Heart!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 1:26pmGuys who came up with the term barebacking and think it's cute.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#38My Bleetin' Heart!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 1:27pm
Do we actually blame the people who came up with the phrase????
"They have never understood, and no reason that they should.
But if anybody could . . . " --SS
#39My Bleetin' Heart!
Posted: 8/2/04 at 1:28pm
People who buy CDs from solo artists who shouldn't have CDs.
People who go to 45 minute cabaret shows.
People who think the duplex is Aunt Helen's house in Hoboken.
Oops, never mind
SamIAm
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#40My alter ego (the cat in the hat) has the following pet peeves
Posted: 8/2/04 at 1:33pm
people who think they know you and have no friggin' clue who and what you are but proclaim loudly all the reasons they think you do what you do
George Bush (there, I've said it and I'm proud)
Eddie's (not Edie's) busy schedule and the fact that he can't seem to keep up with his social engagements :)
People who use their religion to justify their bigotry
ATM fees
REALITY TV
Hot Pink and Lime Green
"Life is a lesson in humility"
#41My alter ego (the cat in the hat) has the following pet peeves
Posted: 8/2/04 at 1:37pmATM fees? Really? As much as George Bush?
"They have never understood, and no reason that they should.
But if anybody could . . . " --SS
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#42My alter ego (the cat in the hat) has the following pet peeves
Posted: 8/2/04 at 1:40pmThe fact that everything gets defined in terms of money.
Kelliexo90
Broadway Star Joined: 7/17/04
#43My alter ego (the cat in the hat) has the following pet peeves
Posted: 8/2/04 at 1:56pm
Ashlee Simpson
The little signs in the back of the record store at the mall that say "Broadway SOUNDTRACKS"
The smell of pot..
and a lot more.
What is Broadway? A street? Some say it's a street. Some say it is the best street in the world. Others think its terrible. That's the beauty of it, it's terribly beautiful. Some hate it and don't know why. Others love it and don't know why. That's what makes it so wonderful, it's a mystery.
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#44My alter ego (the cat in the hat) has the following pet peeves
Posted: 8/2/04 at 1:59pmI hate when I'm just getting in my groove with an hot sexy icon Edie posts here, and then she changes it before I'm done.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
Updated On: 8/2/04 at 01:59 PM
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#45My alter ego (the cat in the hat) has the following pet peeves
Posted: 8/2/04 at 2:24pm
Edie hates Eddie's fickle icon posting whims also, so this one will stay for a bit!
Oh and all the people who work at the Theater District Broadway trinket shops, Edie don't likey them..they all act like THEY star in the freaking shows, all I wanna do is walk in and buy a friggin' The Boy From Oz poster for my Aunt Georgie for screws sake!
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#46My alter ego (the cat in the hat) has the following pet peeves
Posted: 8/2/04 at 2:30pm
Your Aunt Georgia wants a BFO poster?
Then Roberta don't like your Aunt Georgie.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
SamIAm
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#47George Bush, ATMs and other sundries
Posted: 8/2/04 at 2:43pm
NO...George I hate more than ATM fees...but just sayin'...ATM fees are silly. First they tell us that ATMs will save us money because they will save on teller time and expenses and THEN they charge us $1.75 to take money out of our own account.
ALSO...theater related:
Really bad show graphics and advertising
Stunt casting,
Melanie Griffith,
Robert Goulet (who really needs to retire for God's sake) and
Michael Crawford (OK, there are people out there who like him, but I'm not one of them)
Non-theater related:
prescription drug commercials that don't tell you what the freakin' drug is for and then tell you to ask your doctor if it's right for you
Stupid cell phone ring tones (mexican hat dance, skater's waltz)
People who don't let you get off the elevator before they try to get on -- what is THAT about?
"Life is a lesson in humility"
#48George Bush, ATMs and other sundries
Posted: 8/2/04 at 2:45pmSam - your elevator peeve also works for the subway.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#49George Bush, ATMs and other sundries
Posted: 8/2/04 at 2:50pmditto on the mexican hat dance ring tone, heard it just yesterday, and the guy who had the phone was wearing capri pants, hate them too!
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