Miss Pennywise-- My sister is actually fourteen... but I think she was half-asleep.

She keeps denying she ever said that, but she SO DID.
I remember when I was seven, a kid in my class told me that Clinton was going to be impeached, and I thought that meant they were going to put him inside a giant peach-- because our teacher was reading us "James and the Giant Peach." I still think of that book whenever I hear the word 'impeached.' Also, when I was eight, I thought Al Gore's name was Al Gourd.
Joe-- That's the exact same vibe I got. When the news commenter said he'd been having health issues, specifically with his heart, my dad said, "Namely being that he doesn't have one."
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
Updated On: 1/20/09 at 06:36 PM