Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
misschung
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
#1Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:09pm
http://gawker.com/5803413/stanley-the-adult-baby-investigated-for-social-security-fraud
The problem is that Stanley claims to be incapable of holding down a regular job, and therefore lives off of disability benefits paid by the Social Security Administration (as does his roommate). Yet he manages to run an adult baby support group website, www.bedwettingabdl.com, and has demonstrated other marketable skills.
#2Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:19pmGuess it's time for "Mommy government" to kick "baby" out of the nest.
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#2Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:20pm
Asked to comment, Thornton sent back an email that included a threat of suicide should his benefits be revoked:
"You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don't care. I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag."
Maybe it's just me, but I've never heard a baby express himself like that, much less learn how to use a computer.
#3Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:39pm
I gotta admit he sounds like a big, fat whiny baby.
But I'm not sure why I'm supposed to care about his threat of suicide.
Do what you need to do, Diddums.
#4Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:43pm"Uncah Sam beddah pay fo' me, o' I'm jus' gonna hold my bweff, untiw I turn bwew."
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#6Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:45pm
Mommy and Stanley apparently run a Nursery & Breakfast. I vomited.
Diaper changes are an additional $20, done by Stanley
#7Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:54pmBased on his response, I'm thinking Stabnley could get a job on Newt Gingrich's campaign staff.
#8Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/19/11 at 3:38pmI was going to make a reservation but I read they don't change poopy diapers so it's not worth it for me.
#9Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/20/11 at 10:17amTom Coburn may be a fundamentalist nutjob, but he actually seems to have a point here. What justification is this character giving for not being able to hold down a regular job--that it would interfere with his infantilist lifestyle? That sounds fraudulent to me. God, if it were that easy I'd grab a diaper and a pacifier and take early retirement.
#10Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/20/11 at 11:05amIt seems "Him not want to" is about the extent of it.
misschung
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
#11Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/20/11 at 1:03pmPlease, I work with plenty of infantile people whose work is completely adequate. Stuff a pacifier in your mouth and get a job like the rest of us.
#12Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/20/11 at 4:41pmThis is gonna sound really brutal...but just take away his benefits. He is doing NOTHING with his life and if he is really that stupid and lazy then lets not reward him for it.
#13Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/20/11 at 5:00pm
It seems like he and his "caregiver" have a more lucrative job than me. I say revoke the benefits to this big ass baby.
Some exercise might benefit the two of them as well. Just sayin'.
#14Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/20/11 at 6:02pmHave to agree with the other posters in this thread- there is nothing keeping him from getting a job other than the fact he wants to be treated like an infant.
#15Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/20/11 at 10:23pm
Let him kill himself...
At least the taxpayers will be done supporting him.
#16Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/20/11 at 10:31pmMaybe he'll get SIDS
#17Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/20/11 at 10:33pmAaaaaand we have a winner.
misschung
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
#18Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/23/11 at 12:30pmlol, crib death!
#19Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/24/11 at 1:29pm
"Let him kill himself...
At least the taxpayers will be done supporting him."
AMEN!
#20Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 5/24/11 at 1:42pm"If he's going to die, then he had better do it and decrease the surplus population!"
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#21Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud
Posted: 6/5/11 at 7:25pmSadly, the baby bed and breakfast has closed. Change your summer vacation plans accordingly.
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