Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

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Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:09pm

http://gawker.com/5803413/stanley-the-adult-baby-investigated-for-social-security-fraud

The problem is that Stanley claims to be incapable of holding down a regular job, and therefore lives off of disability benefits paid by the Social Security Administration (as does his roommate). Yet he manages to run an adult baby support group website, www.bedwettingabdl.com, and has demonstrated other marketable skills.

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Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:19pm

Guess it's time for "Mommy government" to kick "baby" out of the nest.

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Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:20pm

Asked to comment, Thornton sent back an email that included a threat of suicide should his benefits be revoked:

"You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don't care. I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag."

Maybe it's just me, but I've never heard a baby express himself like that, much less learn how to use a computer.

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Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:39pm

I gotta admit he sounds like a big, fat whiny baby.

But I'm not sure why I'm supposed to care about his threat of suicide.

Do what you need to do, Diddums.

#5

Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:43pm

"Uncah Sam beddah pay fo' me, o' I'm jus' gonna hold my bweff, untiw I turn bwew."

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#6

Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:45pm

Mommy and Stanley apparently run a Nursery & Breakfast. I vomited.
Diaper changes are an additional $20, done by Stanley

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#7

Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/19/11 at 2:54pm

Based on his response, I'm thinking Stabnley could get a job on Newt Gingrich's campaign staff.

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Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/19/11 at 3:38pm

I was going to make a reservation but I read they don't change poopy diapers so it's not worth it for me.

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Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/20/11 at 10:17am

Tom Coburn may be a fundamentalist nutjob, but he actually seems to have a point here. What justification is this character giving for not being able to hold down a regular job--that it would interfere with his infantilist lifestyle? That sounds fraudulent to me. God, if it were that easy I'd grab a diaper and a pacifier and take early retirement.

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#10

Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/20/11 at 11:05am

It seems "Him not want to" is about the extent of it.

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Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/20/11 at 1:03pm

Please, I work with plenty of infantile people whose work is completely adequate. Stuff a pacifier in your mouth and get a job like the rest of us.

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The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?

#12

Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/20/11 at 4:41pm

This is gonna sound really brutal...but just take away his benefits. He is doing NOTHING with his life and if he is really that stupid and lazy then lets not reward him for it.

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#13

Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/20/11 at 5:00pm

It seems like he and his "caregiver" have a more lucrative job than me. I say revoke the benefits to this big ass baby.

Some exercise might benefit the two of them as well. Just sayin'.

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Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/20/11 at 6:02pm

Have to agree with the other posters in this thread- there is nothing keeping him from getting a job other than the fact he wants to be treated like an infant.

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Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/20/11 at 10:23pm

Let him kill himself...

At least the taxpayers will be done supporting him.

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#16

Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/20/11 at 10:31pm

Maybe he'll get SIDS

#17

Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/20/11 at 10:33pm

Aaaaaand we have a winner.

#18

Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/23/11 at 12:30pm

lol, crib death!

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The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?

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Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/24/11 at 1:29pm

"Let him kill himself...

At least the taxpayers will be done supporting him."

AMEN!

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Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 5/24/11 at 1:42pm

"If he's going to die, then he had better do it and decrease the surplus population!"

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#21

Stanley the Adult Baby Investigated For Social Security Fraud

Posted: 6/5/11 at 7:25pm

Sadly, the baby bed and breakfast has closed. Change your summer vacation plans accordingly.