Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
#1Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 12:55pm
Has anyone tried to eat more than 15 in a sitting?
“What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM.”
“OMG. Everything previously written is true. It’s all true. Don’t eat more than 15 in a sitting unless you are trying to power wash your intestines.”
“After a few hours, I had an EXTREME build-up of gas with no relief. All I could do was lie on my bed and pray for a fart. That might sound funny, but when you’ve eaten something that has basically turned you into the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka, you’re pleading for relief.”
Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bear Reviews On Amazon Are The Most Insane Thing You’ll Read Today
wonkit
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/30/08
#2Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 1:01pm
Please note: anything "sugar free" that contains SORBITOL can create GI problems. I also had an awful episode about ten years ago but immediately identified the source.
"Sugarless" candy is an oxymoron any way.
#2Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 1:11pm
true all. And watch out for protein bars, meal replacement bars and shakes. If they're high in fiber (designed to keep you full) your intestines will work overtime to digest it producing farts and poops beyond your wildest dreams.
One way to combat this is to take a bean-o before you eat any of these products.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
#3Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 1:13pmLiza, I wonder if we have the same Facebook friend who happened to post this on his page yesterday.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#4Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 1:16pmMaybe Liza IS your Facebook friend...
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#5Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 1:18pm
I had another friend post about how bad her gas was after eating Fiber One bars.
She said it was one of the biggest farts of her life.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#6Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 1:29pmI like Fiber One bars. They never make me fart.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#7Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 1:31pm
Your poop chute is special
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#8Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 1:34pmThat is what I've heard.
#9Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 1:35pm
"Maybe Liza IS your Facebook friend..."
Wouldn't that be something!!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
#10Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 1:41pm
LOL That would indeed, Dottie. But I saw this tweeted. Not posted on Facebook. 
I was curious so did a little research. Apparently, the only "benefit" behind the ingredient that makes this all work is that it's resistant to cavities. No thanks. I'll pass (pun intended). From an article about the sweetener in the EXPLOSIVE gummy bears:
Rather than being made with sugar, the gummy bears are made with Lycasin, a hydrogenated glucose and sugar replacement. Lycasin is a maltitol syrup with properties of taste and sweetness ideal for the preparation of sugar-free syrups, lozenges or jellies, according to manufacturer Roquette.com.
Little known to most gummy bear connoisseurs, however, the side effects of Lycasin are gas, bloating and diarrhea. In some cases the sugar-free gummy bears act as a strong laxative and leave many consumers quite uncomfortable, rushing to long trips in the bathroom.
#11Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 1:43pmFiber one turns your poop chute into a poop shoot!
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
#12Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 1:59pmI read some of the reviews last night and a lot of those people get an "A" for creative writing. I would never be so intrigued to find out what would happen to me if I ate those with so many people saying, "don't do it!"
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#13Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 6:40pmAh, my adventures some years back with sugarless candy. I thought I had found a mother lode. Instead I found...well, a mother lode.
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winston89
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/18/06
#14Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears = Gastrointestinal Armageddon
Posted: 1/16/14 at 8:24pm
Does anyone remember the Wow chips that were brought onto the market a few years back? The FDA forced them to have a warning label on them because the chips contained Olestra, a chemical that caused various GI related issues. Similar to the sugar free gummie bears.
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