What a bizarre first episode. The Goth "couple" seem like fun, but I get the feeling they simply enjoy being characters. I was getting sick of hearing Goth this and Goth that and how Gothy they are in their Gothic Gothiness. Maybe I'm being a little too quick to judge, but am I the only one surprised that he's dating a girl? I'm sorta hoping they run out of makeup supplies because trying to see the actual people under all the makeup and hot pink everything is getting exhausting.
I'm so glad Ari and Staella were the first to go. Though they might have provided some drama, I only felt it would have been forced on their part rather than organically flourishing due to the challenges, which is far more interesting. Case in point would be the donkeys. That was so much fun. Anyone else think, "My donkey is broke!"? Anything that reminds me of making fun of Colon and Crusty is ok in my book. Are they still together?
Which leads me to Jennifer and Nathan. Boy, his nasty side reared its athletic little head pretty quickly and he could be vying with Jason to be the hateful bastard of the season. As soon as he said, "All the others girls..", you could practically hear the cracking of his nuts in the background. Luckily, Jennifer didn't go all Victoria and just whine continuously and give up.
But back to Jason...he's definitely this season's WTF-was-she-thinking jerky boyfriend. He likes to keep one foot out the door and she's begging for marriage. Should be entertaining. They will either be the eye-opening couple in which she realizes divorce would be inevitable, or the frustrating this-game-really-brought-us-closer-together oblivious lunacy.
The sisters will either be underdogs to root for or incredibly annoying. So far annoying has its feet closer to the ground on that particular teeter-totter.
Father/son and father/daughter are cute as always, but historically have no chance in hell, so enjoy them while you can.
I was distracted during half the show, so I didn't get the incestuous overtones of the brother/sister team, which lead me to believe they could be a wee bit more interesting than I thought. I often forgot they were even there.
The lesbians are adorable, but again, enjoy them while you can. Unless they are awesome at plane reservations and directions, I don't see them lasting long. But hey, I could be wrong. They could be the bowling moms of the future.
I really have no opinion yet of the hippie couple other than the fact that TK looks absolutely nasty. I can't get past the hair. I hope they have to shave their heads in the next leg. If not, I would prefer not seeing that on my screen every week. It's just gross. And seriously...a bandana? Do girls really find that hot or just not say anything because they think that it would somehow imasculate a man to ask him to throw the ridiculous thing away?
Lesson: Bandanas don't make you look bohemian or arty or rock-star or bikerish. They only make you look like you're
trying to appear bohemian or arty or rock-star or bikerish. So unless you're currently featured in an art gallery, a multi-platinum selling musician or a 50+ year-old lifelong devotee to Harleys, then please don't wear one on your head. Save them for your back pocket on 70s night at your local Levi/leather gay fetish bar. And wearing one as a do-rag (and I'm talking to you garage band and drama major naive idealists in particular) should be punishable by jail time. That ship sailed about 15 years ago and it sunk.
Go donkeys!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 11/6/07 at 01:26 PM