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#226

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:21pm

Hey what's up with the fine crystal being out?

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#227

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:31pm

Jes drink outta the bottle and toss it.

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#228

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:39pm

That's so unrefiiiined, Jane, and the glass will chip mah dentures.

And I effin' LOVE those Flintstone cups! Don't y'all call it a "jelly cup" when yer know it's plastic!

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#229

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:44pm

Yeah, it's unrefined, specially when we all do it, but if the bottle is one of them green ones, you could save it and use it for if you git flowers and because of the green no one could see the wire stems in thet bottle.

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#230

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:52pm

OMG, WHYYYY did nobody tell me there was a white-trash thread?!?!? There is NOTHING on earth I enjoy more than making fun of hillbillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

...Kick his sister in the chin.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#231

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:53pm

I think I look very regal here.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#232

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:57pm

What does a 13 year old girl from West Virginia say after sex?

..."Git offa me, daddy, you's crushin' my cigarettes!"

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#233

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:59pm

What do you mean, makin fun of hillbillys? I resemble that reamrk.

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#234

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:59pm

I's gots me a purdy new trailer park name: Sugar Pie Hayroller (Suga for short).

Get Yerself a Spankin' New Name!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#235

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:01pm

*yawn* Jaily, is that the best you've got?

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#236

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:02pm

My name is toots. For tootsie rolls.

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#237

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:04pm

Hillbilly to Doc: I need to git some of them thar birth control pills fer my daughter.

Doc: Is she sexually active?

Hillbilly: Naw...she jes lays thar like like her maw!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#238

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:07pm

*heard it already*

*sleeps*

(But I do love that one.)

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#239

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:11pm

Shoot...I swear, pleasing you is harder'n gettin' a grease stain outta a paper towel!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#240

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:13pm

'Course its gonna be hard pleasin' a high class kinda chick like me is.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#241

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:27pm

How d'ya know a word like spouse?

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#242

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:28pm

Ah'd lerv to share her "recipies"! What ingardeedeeint is reci, that goes in pies? Not some hoity-toity somethin'er'other, izzit?

#243

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:34pm

Damn them 'coons.

Can't live with 'em , can't live without 'em. ( A girl's gotta eat, ya know!)

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#244

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Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:37pm

Bless 'er heart.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#245

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 9:23pm

Ham sammich with Bud, y'all?

#246

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Posted: 1/14/06 at 9:24pm

You bet! I needed a litle sumpin' to go with my pork rinds and sour cream.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#247

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Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:14pm

I had me some ham on a bagel today-we were all out of wonder.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#248

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Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:16pm

A bagel?? Well,lookit Missus Rockeyfella.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#249

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Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:26pm

I got the bagel for free at the shop rite they was handin them things out. Don't like'm there aint enuf nuks and cranys for the blue bonnet.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#250

Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.

Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:28pm

Yew know who ets them bayguls?

the JOOS.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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