The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)- Page 10
The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)
#225Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:21pmHey what's up with the fine crystal being out?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#226Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:31pmJes drink outta the bottle and toss it.
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#227Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:39pm
That's so unrefiiiined, Jane, and the glass will chip mah dentures.
And I effin' LOVE those Flintstone cups! Don't y'all call it a "jelly cup" when yer know it's plastic!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#228Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:44pmYeah, it's unrefined, specially when we all do it, but if the bottle is one of them green ones, you could save it and use it for if you git flowers and because of the green no one could see the wire stems in thet bottle.
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#229Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:52pm
OMG, WHYYYY did nobody tell me there was a white-trash thread?!?!? There is NOTHING on earth I enjoy more than making fun of hillbillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
...Kick his sister in the chin.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#230Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:53pm
I think I look very regal here.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#231Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:57pm
What does a 13 year old girl from West Virginia say after sex?
..."Git offa me, daddy, you's crushin' my cigarettes!"
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#232Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:59pmWhat do you mean, makin fun of hillbillys? I resemble that reamrk.
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#233Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:59pm
I's gots me a purdy new trailer park name: Sugar Pie Hayroller (Suga for short).
Get Yerself a Spankin' New Name!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#234Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:01pm*yawn* Jaily, is that the best you've got?
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#235Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:02pmMy name is toots. For tootsie rolls.
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#236Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:04pm
Hillbilly to Doc: I need to git some of them thar birth control pills fer my daughter.
Doc: Is she sexually active?
Hillbilly: Naw...she jes lays thar like like her maw!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#237Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:07pm
*heard it already*
*sleeps*
(But I do love that one.)
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#238Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:11pmShoot...I swear, pleasing you is harder'n gettin' a grease stain outta a paper towel!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#239Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:13pm'Course its gonna be hard pleasin' a high class kinda chick like me is.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#240Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:27pmHow d'ya know a word like spouse?
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Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#241Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:28pmAh'd lerv to share her "recipies"! What ingardeedeeint is reci, that goes in pies? Not some hoity-toity somethin'er'other, izzit?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#242Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:34pm
Damn them 'coons.
Can't live with 'em , can't live without 'em. ( A girl's gotta eat, ya know!)
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#243Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:37pmBless 'er heart.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
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Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#244Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 9:23pmHam sammich with Bud, y'all?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#245Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 9:24pmYou bet! I needed a litle sumpin' to go with my pork rinds and sour cream.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#246Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:14pmI had me some ham on a bagel today-we were all out of wonder.
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#247Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:16pmA bagel?? Well,lookit Missus Rockeyfella.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#248Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:26pmI got the bagel for free at the shop rite they was handin them things out. Don't like'm there aint enuf nuks and cranys for the blue bonnet.
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#249Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:28pm
Yew know who ets them bayguls?
the JOOS.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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