The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)- Page 10
The COOTTs (Getcher booty in hur!)
#225Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:21pmHey what's up with the fine crystal being out?
#226Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:31pmJes drink outta the bottle and toss it.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#227Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:39pm
That's so unrefiiiined, Jane, and the glass will chip mah dentures.
And I effin' LOVE those Flintstone cups! Don't y'all call it a "jelly cup" when yer know it's plastic!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#228Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:44pmYeah, it's unrefined, specially when we all do it, but if the bottle is one of them green ones, you could save it and use it for if you git flowers and because of the green no one could see the wire stems in thet bottle.
#229Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:52pm
OMG, WHYYYY did nobody tell me there was a white-trash thread?!?!? There is NOTHING on earth I enjoy more than making fun of hillbillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
...Kick his sister in the chin.
#230Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:53pm
I think I look very regal here.
#231Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:57pm
What does a 13 year old girl from West Virginia say after sex?
..."Git offa me, daddy, you's crushin' my cigarettes!"
#232Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:59pmWhat do you mean, makin fun of hillbillys? I resemble that reamrk.
#233Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 3:59pm
I's gots me a purdy new trailer park name: Sugar Pie Hayroller (Suga for short).
Get Yerself a Spankin' New Name!
#234Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:01pm*yawn* Jaily, is that the best you've got?
#235Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:02pmMy name is toots. For tootsie rolls.
#236Good for a laugh?
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:04pm
Hillbilly to Doc: I need to git some of them thar birth control pills fer my daughter.
Doc: Is she sexually active?
Hillbilly: Naw...she jes lays thar like like her maw!
#237Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:07pm
*heard it already*
*sleeps*
(But I do love that one.)
#238Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:11pmShoot...I swear, pleasing you is harder'n gettin' a grease stain outta a paper towel!
#239Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:13pm'Course its gonna be hard pleasin' a high class kinda chick like me is.
#240Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:27pmHow d'ya know a word like spouse?
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#241Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:28pmAh'd lerv to share her "recipies"! What ingardeedeeint is reci, that goes in pies? Not some hoity-toity somethin'er'other, izzit?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#242Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:34pm
Damn them 'coons.
Can't live with 'em , can't live without 'em. ( A girl's gotta eat, ya know!)
#243Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/10/06 at 11:37pmBless 'er heart.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#244Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 9:23pmHam sammich with Bud, y'all?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#245Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 9:24pmYou bet! I needed a litle sumpin' to go with my pork rinds and sour cream.
#246Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:14pmI had me some ham on a bagel today-we were all out of wonder.
#247Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:16pmA bagel?? Well,lookit Missus Rockeyfella.
#248Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:26pmI got the bagel for free at the shop rite they was handin them things out. Don't like'm there aint enuf nuks and cranys for the blue bonnet.
#249Sugarpie Hayroller wants YOU to be a COOT.
Posted: 1/14/06 at 10:28pm
Yew know who ets them bayguls?
the JOOS.
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