I didn't open this thread earlier, because I hadn't seen the movie yet. I was worried about "spoilers."
If only you'd stopped me from going today!!!
I was bored out of my mind. The only actors doing anything interesting on screen were Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Morgan Freeman.
Everyone else was laughably "uber-serious." OPERATICALLY serious!
As hysterically giddy and manic as some of the (mostly early) scenes in Mamma Mia were, this film is no less guilty of the same crime, but in the opposite direction.
It has NO fun, no sense of humor... it practically has the opposite of both. It's not clever or entertaining. It's not good story-telling, good acting or even a good action movie.
It's all one-note. (Again, except for the actors mentioned above). A constant drone of glares, stares, explosions, a convoluted confused plot (if you can even call it that) that goes nowhere. The last moments of the film look like its own fast-cut trailer, even including the cliche "stinger" dropping to black at the end.
Christian Bale's Batman voice literally made me laugh out loud at one point. I was going to hand him a Kleenex to cough into, he had so many phony Bat-loogies stuck in there. What a horrible idea to have him talk like that!
I hope Heath gets a supporting Oscar nomination. He spun straw into gold with this one, and he was the only reason I stayed in the theatre. I seriously almost walked out on it.
So, give me TCM. Give me the great stories, with characters I care about. Even give me the dumb stories, and the contrived plots that at least are entertaining. I don't care if it's a musical or a western either.
This felt more like a painful trip to the dentist. And I'm really saddened to think that this is what passes for "good" and "successful" these days, judging from the critics' consensus and the box office turnout. Sad, sad, sad.
To say that this is the best super hero movie ever is a joke befitting the Joker. It's not even in the top ten! The first Christopher Reeve Superman movie is miles ahead of this one on all counts.
Bleeecchhhh! I really need to shake this off. I should have asked for my money back. They failed to entertain me.
Quick, somebody give me a Carmen Miranda movie. Even a bad one. At least I'll find SOMETHING in there to like.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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