The Human Centipede- Page 6

[Calvin]

Posted: 5/4/10 at 11:03am

I just stuck it in the save section of my Netflix queue and can wait until then. Considering there are about 400 movies in front of it, and the time it will take to actually be released on DVD, I should be seeing it sometime in 2015 or so.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 5/4/10 at 12:08pm

The Jew Bear can use his bat on me any day.

[Weez]

Posted: 5/4/10 at 2:27pm

OH FFS.

I wanted some TV to watch while I ate my dinner, and I remembered my sister saying that last week's You Have Been Watching was pretty entertaining, mostly for "the guy on the left"'s thoughts about Over the Rainbow. So I sit down with my dinner, watching You Have Been Watching, enjoying it a great deal, and then - as part of the show - THE FRICKIN' TRAILER FOR THE HUMAN FRICKIN' CENTIPEDE. WHILE I'M EATING MY FRICKIN' DINNER. *shudders*

I don't want to marry Charlie Brooker anymore (although I'd still do naughty things to Chris Addison).

Updated On: 5/4/10 at 02:27 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/4/10 at 2:35pm

I will tell you this, The Human Centipede has ruined adult movie analingus scenes for me forever. Takes me right out of the moment.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 5/4/10 at 2:38pm

gonna take a lot more than that to wipe the ****-eatin' grin off my face.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/4/10 at 2:41pm

Will The Human Centipede be shutout at Oscar time or will director Tom Six brownnose his way to a nomination?

[Jane2]

Posted: 5/4/10 at 2:46pm

^lol

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 5/4/10 at 3:08pm

Um...you can get a nomination and still be shut out, Namo. God, sometimes you are so stupid.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/4/10 at 3:18pm

I thought that was a hat trick?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 5/4/10 at 3:28pm

No, it's a slam dunk. A hat trick is when Renee Zellweger gets nominated for anything.

[clever name]

Posted: 5/5/10 at 5:12pm

I just opened this thread for the first time. I read the whole thing...and now I'm sick to my stomach.

This is sooooo disturbing!! I just watched Audition again last night and thought nothing could top that one! It looks like I'm wrong.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/5/10 at 5:37pm

Then my work is done here.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/5/10 at 5:52pm

"I will tell you this, The Human Centipede has ruined adult movie analingus scenes for me forever. Takes me right out of the moment."

Yeah I was trying to enjoy a nice moment on dvd between two nice looking gentlemen the other night and that's all I could think about. Sad face.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/5/10 at 6:05pm

It makes me laugh now.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/9/10 at 9:53pm

***I'M GOING TO USE SPOILERS IN THIS***

So, I saw the movie this afternoon. My horror loving friend and I went down to IFC to check it out and sat with maybe 10 other people in the theater. I figured it would sell well since there is some hype to it and it's only playing for one week. Upon going in, the staff just blurted out when we handed them our tickets that the movie sucked to which we went "ooook".

Anywho, I'm not really sure where I stand on what I saw or how to review it. Was it a great movie? Not by a long shot. It wasn't God-Awful, either but it certainly wasn't scary or great by any means. I do hope it wasn't made with the intention of being a "horror" film because if it was they completely missed the mark. I'm someone who can usually sit through any of the gross stuff they throw on the screen so I was pretty sure I wouldn't have a problem with this one and for the most part I didn't. It was only during the operation scene (which was very very short and showed almost nothing) that I had to turn away when he was operating on the knees and pulling teeth. That was something that just got me.

Now that was about halfway through the film and as you might think, once he has his new "pet", what's the point? Where else can this go? The answer is...not very far. The first half of the film is in parts laughable. I don't think I mean that in a bad way either, but honestly I'm not sure. There were some very funny moments but I don't know if they were intentionally funny or if it was because the acting was bad and the dialogue sucked. It's basically two girls on vacation in Europe who get a flat tire on the way to the club and decide to venture out into the woods at night in the rain (for which they deserve whatever they get because that's just SO insanely stupid). for help and end up in the home of this Doctor. What follows is a bit of cat and mouse which was effective to a point until it starts turning to the horror cliches that anyone who's ever seen a scary movie will roll their eyes and know what's coming next. The second half dragged a bit because like I said there are only a few things you can do with this story at that point and they did them. I don't know how in the hell they're going to make a second one let alone a third one.

All in all though, there are only a few "gross out" moments in this and none of them even come close to the Eli Roth style gore fests that have been on the screen lately. In that regard it's pretty tame. They want it to be much more of a mental thing (a what you Don't see is even scarier) but in the end, once you've see the big shocking moment of connection, there's not much more to shock you. They try, though. Just not very effectively.

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 5/10/10 at 2:28pm

So it would seem that everyone can go back to their previous enjoyment of analingus.

[songanddanceman2]

Posted: 5/10/10 at 2:32pm

The WORST film, i was shocked at how utterly pointless it was, it was not scary, shocking, creepy it was just plain dumb with so many plot holes.

The taking a crap in a girls mouth was the lowest it could have gone

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/10/10 at 2:36pm

"Feed her! Feed her!"

Posted: 5/10/10 at 8:57pm

I've been waiting and waiting and waiting for this movie to come out...GAH!!!!!!!!

[songanddanceman2]

Posted: 5/11/10 at 8:25am

I was stunned that any of the 3 actors who are the victims would even say yes to doing that film. Having their mouths stuck to another person’s arse for 80 percent of the film was just plain humiliating.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 5/12/10 at 3:41pm

Please. You know damn well there's going to be a gay porn version.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 5/12/10 at 3:58pm

I'm still trying to figure out why people would want to invest in making the film, much less watch it. It's like all these stupid Mega-tick VS Dyno-mite flicks. Is there really such a huge demand that these films are considered sound investments? Or is there some delusional plane of consciousness that operates on a frequency that only the independently wealthy can access? Oh, wait...Tom Cruise. I answered my own question.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 5/12/10 at 4:03pm

OK, now I'm grossed out all over again.

[Auggie27]

Posted: 5/12/10 at 7:40pm

I'm reminded of its tame equiv. back in the 70s, a glossy piece of trash called LOVE ME DEADLY, with Lyle Waggoner of all people. Anyone see it? About necrophilia. A woman who ran around breaking into funeral homes and screwing the dead. There was a really awful death scene with Christopher Stone (Dee's passed away husband). And the big finish, the woman got her big wish -- Lyle on a slab, so she could mount him and finally have her man the way she wanted him. I know, nothing like this debacle. But I was freaked out by it at the time.

[Auggie27]

Posted: 5/13/10 at 1:39pm

Ever since reading this thread yesterday, I cannot shake that damed Youtube trailer. It is probably the single most disgusting premise I've encountered...and like many here, I woke up today thinking, 'why?' Whose fantasy is being served by this? I am baffled. I recall the snuff film controversies in the 70s, when everyone was talking about them. That seemed the lowest of low. But this -- again, someone's fantasy? I don't understand the festishism at work, even among diehard scat folk. The surgical aspect suggests extreme torture, the post-millenial porno. But I hope to never see anything about this again. What's the most recent debacle that comes close to being this disgusting?