Leo walks into Max's office LEO:
You can make more money
With a flop than with a hit
LEO AND MAX:
"We can do it, we can do it"
LEO:
"I can't do it"
LEO AND MAX:
"We can do it!"
LEO:
"I can't do it!" Goodbye Max!
MAX:
Lord, I want that money!
LEO:
I'm back, Max!
MAX:
"Come on, Leo, we can do it!"
MAX:
Step one, find the play!
See it, smell it, touch it, kiss it!
Hello, Mister Liebkind
FRANZ LIEBKIND:
"Guten Tag, hop clop
"Guten Tag, hop clop"
LEO AND MAX:
Adolf Elizabeth Hitler?
"Guten Tag, hop clop
"Guten Tag, hop clop!"
MAX:
Step two, hire the director
ROGER DE BRIS & HIS TEAM:
"Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it..."
Two-three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn
MAX:
Ulla!
LEO AND MAX:
Oooh wah wah woo-woo- wah-wah!
MAX:
Step three, raise the money
LITTLE OLD LADIES:
"Along came Bialy!"
Intermission
MAX:
Step four, hire all the actors
HITLER AUDITIONER #1:
"A wandering minstrel I,
A think of shreds and...
MAX:
Next!
HITLER AUDTIONER #2
The little wooden boy
MAX:
Next! That's our Hitler!
USHERETTES:
"Opening night!"
LEO AND MAX:
Good luck, good luck, good luck
Break a leg!
FRANZ LIEBKIND:
I broke my leg!
CAST OF
SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER:
"Springtime for Hitler and Germany!"
FIRST REVIEWS OF
SPRINGTIM FOR HITLER:
A surprise smash!
It'll run for years!
LEO AND MAX:
"Where did we go right?
Where did we go right?"
MAX:
Gimme those books
LEO:
Fat, fat, fatty!
MAX:
Gimme those books
LEO:
Fat, fat, fatty!
MAX:
Books!
LEO:
Fat!
MAX:
Books!
LEO:
Fat!
MAX:
Books!
LEO:
Fat!
MAX:
Books!
LEO:
Fat!
MAX:
Lousy fruit
Kill the actors
You ever eat with one?!
Then you ran to Rio
And you're safely out of reach
I'm behind these bars
You're banging Ulla on the beach!
Leo returns. Leo and Max go to prison for the scam. They are pardoned for having, through song and dance, put joy and laughter into the hearts of every muderer, rapist, and sex maniac in Sing Sing.
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
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