The True Blood Dumb Gossip-Head Weirdo Bitches thread- Page 13

[Wynbish]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#300

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:37pm

It is strange that there were people waiting on a Viking vampire to say "Ex-squeeze me". I mean, were there also people waiting on Sookie to touch people and grow a streak of white hair?

[Jordan Catalano]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#301

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:40pm

I was really hoping before Bill exploded that he'd just look at the camera and give us some Blue Steel.

[FindingNamo]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#302

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:42pm

The way that one spun out of control made javero seem concise.

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Updated On: 8/24/14 at 11:42 PM

[Wynbish]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#303

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:42pm

Or whisper "Edelweiss"
Updated On: 8/24/14 at 11:42 PM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#304

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:44pm

I'm going to say what everybody was just too nice to save for like three seasons or whatever. lovepuppy, you a dumb bitch. Javero, too.

[Jordan Catalano]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#305

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:45pm

So does this mean I'll get my spinof show "PAM!" now?

[Wynbish]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#306

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:46pm

Loved Pam tonight. How she shut down Sarah Newlin

[FindingNamo]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#307

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:47pm

OMG PRS, I knew I found them unbearable, I thought I was alone in that.

Now that everybody's all paired off, Ginger is still free to be on the Pam spin-off.

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[Jordan Catalano]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#308

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:48pm

I was happy we got a whole lot of Pam and Jessica.

In "PAM!", Jessica can be the whacky neighbor whose catchphrase is "Oh, Pam!"

[FindingNamo]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#309

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:50pm

She WILL be married to Hoyt. Will we ever see him, or will he always be offscreen?

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[Jordan Catalano]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#310

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:53pm

He'll be like the neighbor in HOME IMPROVEMENT or Fran's Dad in THE NANNY. I haven't decided which one yet.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#311

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:57pm

I can't believe Bill actually died. I'm never right about anything.

I thought it was a mixed, mixed bag. Started off strong, ground to a halt with that Gran flashback and then just got weird. I'm all sorts of uncomfortable with Hoyt and Jessica. I guess I have to believe that at some point Sookie sucked the glamoring out of him. I also never thought this show would end with a vampire wedding. During the day. I never saw a The Day the Clown Cried, but I think maybe it was an allusion to that?

Updated On: 8/24/14 at 11:57 PM

[Jordan Catalano]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#312

Posted: 8/24/14 at 11:59pm

I think the wedding was an homage to Juliette Lewis' wedding in THE OTHER SISTER.

[FindingNamo]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#313

Posted: 8/25/14 at 12:02am

*I* thought the wedding was a nod to novellas, which always end with a wedding. And a baptism, which Sookie had when Bill's blood sent her off to her new life. I saw the original "I Spit on Your Grave" and don't think it was an allusion to that.

I loved the flashback with Gran but feel bad that so much of the onscreen Tara story this season was handled by Muppet Baby Tara.

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[lovepuppy]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#314

Posted: 8/25/14 at 12:03am

Hm. Javero and I seem to be the ONLY ones on this entire thread who actually discuss the ACTUAL SHOW. Take that, ya'll dumb gossip-head weirdo bitches. You should just have your own separate True Blood Dumb Gossip-Head Weirdo Bitches thread and leave the actual viewers with actual value and valuable opinions to discuss per the title of the thread.

Go 'head be gone wit' it. Like Bill.

"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had the practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." --Alice in Wonderland

[Taryn]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#315

Posted: 8/25/14 at 12:04am

What an episode of SELFISH DYING BILL. Hoyt, don't you want to propose to Jessica after a day back together? Jessica, if only I could give you away at the wedding you're not ready for! Sookie, I know you totally love me, but can't you please personally murder me with your own hands?

[Jordan Catalano]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#316

Posted: 8/25/14 at 12:05am

"You should just have your own separate True Blood Dumb Gossip-Head Weirdo Bitches thread and leave the actual viewers with actual value and valuable opinions to discuss per the title of the thread."

Ok.

[FindingNamo]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#317

Posted: 8/25/14 at 12:07am

This is Jordan's thread and he sets the tone of it. I hope he rescinds the invitation to the grandiloquent posse.

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[lovepuppy]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#318

Posted: 8/25/14 at 12:07am

Tee hee.

XOXO

"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had the practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." --Alice in Wonderland

[Jordan Catalano]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#319

Posted: 8/25/14 at 12:08am

[FindingNamo]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#320

Posted: 8/25/14 at 12:11am

You get the internet crown for the foreseeable future, Jordan.

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[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#321

Posted: 8/25/14 at 12:11am

I'm lizzing over "actual value" and "valuable opinions."

[FindingNamo]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#322

Posted: 8/25/14 at 12:12am

Yyyyyeah.

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[Jordan Catalano]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#323

Posted: 8/25/14 at 12:13am

I don't know why, but I just can't stop laughing at this thread tonight.

[lovepuppy]

TRUE BLOOD - Season 7#324

Posted: 8/25/14 at 12:20am

I'm lizzing over the word "lizzing."

Is "to liz" a verb, now? Awesome. Smart. Actually valuable.

"There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven't had the practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." --Alice in Wonderland