Why do "total bottoms" always post pictures of their enormous genitalia when the appendage in question will, as comedian Danny Williams has pointed out, just be sitting there like garnish on the side of a plate?
JoeKv99, I don't get those things either! I did (perhaps I mention previously) read a great piece not too long ago about gay male body image and it discussed the "hot friends only" cliche and really outlined for what it is - a way for someone with low self esteem trying to boost their own ego by making themselves think / convince themselves that since the 'hot' boys socialize with the other hot boys, then they are therefore 'hot' as well...
Tops posting tush shots and bottoms posting 'handle shots', as I call them, does make me laugh.
I will never understand what "str8 acting" truly means.
Q, VERY true. It's one of the reasons that okCupid drives me bonkers.. "You are a 95% match, an 80% friend match and 7% enemies". WTF? People swear by those numbers...
Bryan, Which gayborhood are you relocating too? One of the things that I find entertaining is how the various types of gays almost seem to segregate in some neighborhoods... the hipster gays love Williamsburg!
I'm sorry...but if you're just letting it sit there like a piece of parsley on a plate of chicken francese, then you are not (as Dan Savage might say) GGG.
Do pardon the threadjack, but...hel-LO, Bryan. Welcome to the city INDEED.
Oh, and Grindr is gross. (Topical!)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
OK, I had to look up GGG and GMTL. Which is probably why I'll never have a Grindr profile. All my responses would be "What's that, sonny?!" along with a profile photo of me with an ear trumpet.
But one of the guys on there is definitely not GGG. He likes fellatio, but only getting, not giving. Maybe THAT'S what's meant by straight-acting!
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Oh Lord...you bitches need help. HELP, I TELL YOU.
GGG was coined by Dan Savage years ago in order to encourage people to be proper lovers. It stands for:
Good, giving and game.
Meaning you should be willing to meet your partner halfway in the sex department. That means, if you're a top, you need to give a little attention to the parsley on the plate. It means if you're a girl and you are icked out by blow jobs, well...you have to get over it and give them. They are no longer in the realm of 'optional' sex acts.
Being GGG is how we should treat all our partners, from random one night stands to the loves of our lives. To do otherwise is to be...what's the word? Oh right. A douche.
I couldn't find GMTL, so I'll be remaining in the dark on that one.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
Well, the GGG one I knew (although I would rather it meant: "Golden Girls? GLORIOUS!", but whatever. :-P)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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