The douchebags of Grindr- Page 3
The douchebags of Grindr
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Joined: 12/31/69
#50The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 12:25pm
1) On Adam4Adam half the guys are "str8" and the others are "Str8 acting." If anyone asks me I say I'm only Str8 acting in bed.
2) "Looking for FRIENDS ONLY. Must be cut."
3) Why do "tops" always post pictures of their ass?
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#51The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 12:29pmWhy do "total bottoms" always post pictures of their enormous genitalia when the appendage in question will, as comedian Danny Williams has pointed out, just be sitting there like garnish on the side of a plate?
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#52The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 1:00pm
JoeKv99,
I don't get those things either! I did (perhaps I mention previously) read a great piece not too long ago about gay male body image and it discussed the "hot friends only" cliche and really outlined for what it is - a way for someone with low self esteem trying to boost their own ego by making themselves think / convince themselves that since the 'hot' boys socialize with the other hot boys, then they are therefore 'hot' as well...
Tops posting tush shots and bottoms posting 'handle shots', as I call them, does make me laugh.
I will never understand what "str8 acting" truly means.
Q,
VERY true. It's one of the reasons that okCupid drives me bonkers.. "You are a 95% match, an 80% friend match and 7% enemies". WTF? People swear by those numbers...
Bryan,
Which gayborhood are you relocating too? One of the things that I find entertaining is how the various types of gays almost seem to segregate in some neighborhoods... the hipster gays love Williamsburg!
#53The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 1:54pmNot garnish! More like a side of steamed vegetables. Not the reason you ordered a meal, but you should at least take a taste.
#54The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 1:57pm
I'm sorry...but if you're just letting it sit there like a piece of parsley on a plate of chicken francese, then you are not (as Dan Savage might say) GGG.
I'm blocking your bitches on Grindr AND Scruff.
#55The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 2:11pm
Do pardon the threadjack, but...hel-LO, Bryan. Welcome to the city INDEED. 
Oh, and Grindr is gross. (Topical!)
#56The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 2:34pm
OK, I had to look up GGG and GMTL. Which is probably why I'll never have a Grindr profile. All my responses would be "What's that, sonny?!" along with a profile photo of me with an ear trumpet.
But one of the guys on there is definitely not GGG. He likes fellatio, but only getting, not giving. Maybe THAT'S what's meant by straight-acting!
Updated On: 7/21/11 at 02:34 PM
#57The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 2:48pm
YOU had to look up GGG??? You're YOUNGER THAN ME!
Girl...take off the bloomers. A thong is the way to go!
#58The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 2:59pmi dont know what GGG is either
Tom1071
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/1/04
#59The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:01pmWhat is GGG and GMTL? Does not knowing this mean I am officially old or just inexperienced?
#60The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:02pm
Isn't GMTL a coding language? *scratches head*
I'm entirely too nerdy and clueless for Grindr.
Scruff, on the other hand...
#61The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:09pmI do like Scruff more than grindr. I completely gave up on jack'd.
#62The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:16pm
Oh Lord...you bitches need help. HELP, I TELL YOU.
GGG was coined by Dan Savage years ago in order to encourage people to be proper lovers. It stands for:
Good, giving and game.
Meaning you should be willing to meet your partner halfway in the sex department. That means, if you're a top, you need to give a little attention to the parsley on the plate. It means if you're a girl and you are icked out by blow jobs, well...you have to get over it and give them. They are no longer in the realm of 'optional' sex acts.
Being GGG is how we should treat all our partners, from random one night stands to the loves of our lives. To do otherwise is to be...what's the word? Oh right. A douche.
#63The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:17pm
GGG: good, giving and game. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=GGG
I couldn't find GMTL, so I'll be remaining in the dark on that one.
#64The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:20pmWell, the GGG one I knew (although I would rather it meant: "Golden Girls? GLORIOUS!", but whatever. :-P)
#65The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:24pmGMTL is great minds think alike. I thought it was a sub-timezone!
#67The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:25pmOFGS.
#69The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:31pmOh m'stars and clutch m'pearls!!!
#71The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:34pm
CCT.
That stands for Calvin Can't Type.
But it was an easy mistake. The a and l keys are so close to one another on the keyboard!
Updated On: 7/21/11 at 03:34 PM
#72The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 3:51pmYou ain't in France. Stop playing with that European keyboard bullSH*T.
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#74The douchebags of Grindr
Posted: 7/21/11 at 9:25pm
I <3 Calvin.
Ugh. All the abbreviations are giving me a headache....
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