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The houseguest that FINALLY FREAKIN' LEFT! WOOOT!
#625re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:06pm
You could always tell her that once she stays 3 weeks she is upgraded to friend accomodations and tell her this cartoon sums it up nicely.
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#626re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:19pmThreadjacking (ok- is it possible to jack this thread?) to ask: nomdeplume, are you from Hawaii? It's been a while since I've heard anyone speak Pidgin English, I almost got a little homesick. :)
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#627re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:23pm
Eh, you stay homesick?
No worry. Make house.
We go beach latah, tita.
Eh, no make house li' dat one da kine lolo stay bothah JerseyGirl2 or I slap ya head.
erikaamato
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/04
#628re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 2:15am
OK, I just got back from a very long day... And what's the first thing I do? Check this thread! It's an addiction, I tell ya!
I cannot BELIEVE The Nanny Named Tang ordered a t-bone. Ridiculous.
And she probably ruined the family computer, to boot. (Or not "to boot," if the virus is a really bad one... Ugh. Bad pun.)
Anyway, I really, really, REALLY hope she leaves on Monday. If not, I maybe reading this thread for months to come!
#629re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 2:47am
Wow.
Did she eat the entire steak? Or just leave the other 20 bites on the plate, to be thrown away?
Why do I ask?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#630re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 7:07ami wonder what kind of sensitive personal info she's had access to on that computer (i know you said she's not smart but maybe her credit theiving & eye-punching boyfriend is)
#631re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 9:01am
OH MY GOD!
I just got a call from the woman who has hired Georgia. (of course, Georgia is still asleep) And there IS a job. And she now wants her to start in the morning if she can. And this woman has NO idea what she is getting. And I think Georgia is in over her head. She has three children. I don't think Georgia can handle it.
The woman asked me what I thought of her. I told her that I had never worked with her, so I really couldn't say. What could I say?? I want her out. Now I feel guilty. Oh well. She is leaving. (happy bastard dance) It really wasn't my place to tell her that this girl has absolutely no maternal instinct, was it? Gah.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
FranklinShepard-Inc.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
#632re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 9:16am
Congrats, JG2! Well almost. She isn't gone yet 
kelzama
Broadway Star Joined: 9/14/04
#633re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 10:00amIn the world of human resources, one doesn't dare say anything, negative or positive, when asked about a person's employment record with a certain company. One merely confirms whether a person worked for a company. In today's litigious society, anything beyond that is potentially libelous, so no, Jersey, it's not wrong. It's CYA.
#634re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 10:01am*crosses fingers*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#635re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 10:04am
If she's not gone in the morning, I'm tracing your IP address, coming to your house, and pulling the bitch out the window by her stringy Soviet hair.
Then I'm buying you a porterhouse.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#636re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 10:22am
Why didn't you say "You are absolutely not ordering a t-bone and charging it to her card. Get something less expensive." Bitch KNEW what a freaking steak was!
GAHHHH! How long 'til we all require blood pressure medication?
ETA: Jersey, if that's true, re: the job, make sure your employers change all of the locks the second Tang is out of the house.
Updated On: 9/22/06 at 10:22 AM
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#637re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 12:03pm
Jaily, you gave me my first laugh of the day!
JG2, I was going to suggest sly SBD's in close proximity if she hung around much longer...
#638re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 12:53pmForget changing the locks. I'd move.
#639re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 1:20pm
Apparently she is getting on the train at 6.
The new employer is a Ralph Lauren model. She had a photo shoot in the Hamptons this week. That's the reason she wasn't able to "train" Georgia this week. She wants to start her tomorrow so the kids can be used to her by Monday.
Wooooot.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
FranklinShepard-Inc.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
#640re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 1:40pm
the odds are on... still
But I cross fingers though that you get her off your sight.
#642re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 1:56pmJG2....I hope you're not being punk'd.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#643re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 5:44pm
It has rounded up all of its stuff. It has showered and called everyone it could POSSIBLY know. Things are looking good.
And it asked me to take it to the train, which leaves at 7:15.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 9/22/06 at 05:44 PM
#644re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 5:59pmAnd the new boss just called and she is stuck in traffic. It is leaving later.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#645re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 6:02pm
... but of course.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 9/22/06 at 06:02 PM
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#646re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 6:20pm
Is there going to be a sequel?
There should be a trilogy.
Can I write the book?
#647re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 6:27pm
It's a lovely day tomorrow!
Tomorrow is a lovely day!
Come and feast your tear dimmed eyes,
On tomorrow's clear blue skies!
If today your heart is weary,
If ev'ry little thing looks gray,
Just forget your troubles and learn to say,
Tomorrow is a lovely day!
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
#648re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/22/06 at 6:34pm
"Can I write the book?"
Only if you use past-tense prose, FW.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
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