#3
Posted: 7/10/12 at 11:49am
I thought this was going to be about MDNA, but I totally agree with you.
#4
Posted: 7/10/12 at 11:54am
I recently had a brownie that had raisins in it.
Who the **** would do that?
Who the **** would do that?
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#5
Posted: 7/10/12 at 11:56am
Raisins are delicious. I could eat them every day. But keep them out of any food that doesn't have the word "raisin" in the name of said food.
Same with bananas.
Same with bananas.
#6
Posted: 7/10/12 at 11:59am
What about craisins? Or crapricots?
I'm much more offended by beans showing up where they don't belong. Like in chili.
I'm much more offended by beans showing up where they don't belong. Like in chili.
#9
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:05pm
Texas chili isn't real chili. Same as Texas BBQ isn't real BBQ.
#10
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:06pm
I have never seen chili without some sort of bean.
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#11
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:09pm
I guess it can't compete with the spaghetti-topping glop known as Cincinatti chili. (they probably put raisins in it, too)
#12
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:09pm
Um, chili without beans isn't chili.
Don't EVER say that in Texas. Beans are how you ruin perfectly good chili.
That being said, what is up with carrot and raisin salad? It was always appearing in school cafeterias and it just looks like flies trapped in orange vomit. It would have been faster for the cafeteria ladies to just spoon it directly into the garbage can. And if you want to put raisins in pudding, only make it for yourself.
Don't EVER say that in Texas. Beans are how you ruin perfectly good chili.
That being said, what is up with carrot and raisin salad? It was always appearing in school cafeterias and it just looks like flies trapped in orange vomit. It would have been faster for the cafeteria ladies to just spoon it directly into the garbage can. And if you want to put raisins in pudding, only make it for yourself.
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#13
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:11pm
Chili without beans is, at best, spicy boeuf bourgignon.
#14
I have been eating organic rasins in orgnanic plain yogurt every morning for the past month, and my bowels are pretty pleased with me.
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:14pm
I have been eating organic rasins in orgnanic plain yogurt every morning for the past month, and my bowels are pretty pleased with me.
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#16
As soon as I can find a show to sh!t all over, I will!
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:27pm
As soon as I can find a show to sh!t all over, I will!
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#17
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:28pm
Reg - My mother can forever change your opinion of chili with her award-winning recipe.
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#18
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:32pm
I want to go to there where your mom has her chili.
#20
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:37pm
Raisins are fine on their own, but put them "in" something and they are just mushy cockroaches in your food.
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#21
I'm imaging raisins all over a litter of newborn kittens now.
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:38pm
I'm imaging raisins all over a litter of newborn kittens now.
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#22
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:40pm
Well, considering they come from the sun's litter box...
#23
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:41pm
Why ruin a perfectly delicious oatmeal cookie (talk about your bowels being happy!) with these disgusting things.
Worst thing ever is picking up something yummy with chocolate chips only to realize they're raisins!
Worst thing ever is picking up something yummy with chocolate chips only to realize they're raisins!
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#24
I'll take a raisin cookie over a chocolate chip cookie any day of the week except Thursday!
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:43pm
I'll take a raisin cookie over a chocolate chip cookie any day of the week except Thursday!
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#25
Posted: 7/10/12 at 12:43pm
My little Mom-n-Pop grocery store makes this killer broccoli salad that has some spicy creamy Italian dressing and bacon over blanched broccoli and I got some yesterday only to find they changed the recipe and put RAISINS in it. WTF? I can't wait to give Chisetta the Deli Girl a piece of my mind.
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