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#1351

R.E.J.E.C.T.E.D.

Posted: 2/25/06 at 3:03pm

Fido, that's sweet! I dropped $30 out of my back pocket yesterday while I was on set, and I never found it. Every single person on set makes more money than me. And they knew I was looking for it. But someone pocketed it anyway.

And what does it mean to tumble for me? You'd...sleep...with me? (Tumble over in bed?)

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1352

R.E.J.E.C.T.E.D.

Posted: 2/25/06 at 3:04pm

Tiff, it's 3:04

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#1353

R.E.J.E.C.T.E.D.

Posted: 2/25/06 at 3:24pm

The suspense is killing me.

#1354

R.E.J.E.C.T.E.D.

Posted: 2/25/06 at 4:32pm

So Tiff what do you do on set? Tsk, tsk, money in your backpocket... I love tapping people on the shoulder, and telling them that they should wise up...when they have their cash hanging out from back there.

The other day my girlfriends and I were in a deli in midtown, and one of my friends dropped her extra wallet between her feet, and was too lazy to pick it up since she figured that she would pay first. Haha...it was gone before she finished paying, but we totally caught the guy who took it. It was empty anyways.

#1355

R.E.J.E.C.T.E.D.

Posted: 2/25/06 at 5:13pm

If I see someone's wallet sneaking out of a backpocket, or money showing, I will tell them to put it away. Often times in airports I see people just flying in from out of town who do not realize that one good bump and run and it will be gone.

And Tiff, that does suck.

#1356

R.E.J.E.C.T.E.D.

Posted: 2/25/06 at 5:17pm

Marlene, technically I'm a Production Assistant for the Locations department (depending on the show, I'm the prep PA, the set PA or the wrap PA - I prefer prep and set PAing because I get more things to do). In layman's terms, I'm the set whipping boy. Anything from "Vin Diesel wants a sandwich..." to "Can you negotiate with that location so we can film there tomorrow?" (The fly-by-the-seat-of-their-pants shows are the best for me because out of desperation, they're willing to throw responsibilities at me that would otherwise be reserved for higher-ups in the locations department).

And yeah, you guys are right about the cash in the back pocket thing. Normally I'm anal and stick it right in my wallet, but I just grabbed a few bills while I was running out the door, and *meant* to put them in my wallet when I got on set.

On the bright side, it must mean that my ass isn't so large that the bills were plastered to my cheek all day! (There has to be a bright side to this...this time 3 weeks ago, I was down to $8 in my account. Losing $30 like this KILL ME.)

#1357

R.E.J.E.C.T.E.D.

Posted: 2/25/06 at 10:19pm

hiya b!tches! In and out tonight...

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1358

R.E.J.E.C.T.E.D.

Posted: 2/25/06 at 10:26pm

That's graphic.

#1359

R.E.J.E.C.T.E.D.

Posted: 2/25/06 at 11:06pm

I think Marlene went off her medication again.

#1360

Zoloft is for lovers.

Posted: 2/25/06 at 11:08pm

WHAAAAAT?!?! *foams in the mouth*

The sun will come out tomorrow!

Updated On: 2/25/06 at 11:08 PM

#1361

Zoloft is for losers.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:22am

Did it seriously take me over an hour to make and eat dinner?? What have I missed?

#1362

Zoloft is for losers.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:25am

Somebody has to shut up already.

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#1363

Zoloft is for losers.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:32am

Tiff, I thought we were going to hear about your dinner.

After you shut up.

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#1364

Zoloft is for losers.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:41am

Is it okay that I feel like I sort of have to massage my heart a bit now? Heartburn...ain't just an Alicia Keys song. Ow...

#1365

Zoloft is for losers.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:43am

And when you throw that up, it won't be pretty.

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#1366

N.B. Marlene cannot sing.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:47am

Ewww. Stop with the descriptions Tiff.

Off to bed. Ciao.

#1367

N.B. Marlene cannot sing.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:53am

I'm ashamed to admit how much I did enjoy it though. *blush*

*hands back Gourmet Diner membership card*

#1368

N.B. Marlene cannot sing.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 12:55am

Of course you enjoyed it-you're trash. If you had mac and cheese, well, then I'd be jealous.

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#1369

N.B. Marlene cannot sing.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:00am

Wanna know how hickish Canada can be?

We don't call it mac & cheese.

We call it Kraft Dinner. Yes, powdered cheese and pasta in a box (what sort of tiny "four portions" is that?!) constitutes a "dinner" up here.

#1370

N.B. Marlene cannot sing.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:02am

Oh, I love that Kraft crap. That ain't no four portions. It's one.

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#1371

N.B. Marlene cannot sing.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:24am

Exactly. Especially if you boil the noodles al dente - it's TINY! Easily consumed in one sitting. (And so effing addictive. Haven't had it in a year or so but I loved it!)

#1372

N.B. Marlene cannot sing.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 2:39am

Oh god the thought of Mac and cheese makes my stomach turn. Not because I dont like it, but it doesn't like me..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1373

N.B. Marlene cannot sing.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 2:40am

damnit!

I'm hungry now!

Tio, kio okazus Vankuvere, restus Vankuvere. Urbo Vankuvero atendas.... (What happens in Vancouver, stays in Vancouver .. Vancouver awaits....)

#1374

N.B. Marlene cannot sing.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 2:41am

Gah!!! food yuck.. I'm so done with it..

#1375

N.B. Marlene cannot sing.

Posted: 2/26/06 at 2:46am

Come back to Seattle! We can [redacted] again, [redacted] some more, and then you can eat! I mean, Bimbo's Burritos? Brilliant.

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